Tumblr: *looks at chart for who still has to watch Cleverbot this month* *sees it's just her squad and Facebook's squad* Hey, Google!

Google: What?

Tumblr: If a bunch of my friends and I all watched Cleverbot at once, would that count as a point for all of us?

Cleverbot: When you're rife with devastation there's a simple explanation: The oatmeal is controlling your mind.

Tumblr: That's... nice.

Google: I guess that'd be okay, but it would have to be at least one hour for every person responsible.

Tumblr: Okay. Can I watch Cleverbot Saturday night? We don't have work that day.

Google: Sure.

Cleverbot: Oatmeal is the source of all problems.

Back at Tumblr's tab

Tumblr: *stands on desk so she can see DevA, Fanfic, and Wattpad* You guys are coming to my house this weekend.

DevA: But I have an art show on Sunday!

Wattpad: Cancel it. This is gonna be good.

Fanfic: What are we going to do this weekend?

Tumblr: We're watching Cleverbot. If we all watch Cleverbot at the same time, you won't have to watch her again for a few weeks. Plus Cleverbot is hilariously random.

Pinterest: Ooh! Can I come!

Tumblr: Sure, anyone else?

Facebook: *stands up from her tab all the way across the room* Don't even think about asking any of us to your little nerd party.

Instagram: Uh, actually I kinda wanted to go.

Twitter: Fine! Be that way! We'll be having our own party, and it will be way cooler than yours.

Tumblr: Oh yeah? We've got Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Do you think only a bot could love you?

Facebook: *turns to Twitter* Wait, I thought we had Cleverbot?

Twitter: Sunday night we do.

Facebook: Then our party's Sunday night, and we'll finally find out who Clev likes better.

Clev: What temperature is now in Edinburgh?

Google: 57 degrees Fahrenheit

Tumblr: This is war.

*a few hours later*

*doorbell rings*

Tumblr: I'll get it!

Clev: Banana phone?

Tumblr: No! The door! *gets the door* *it's Pinterest*

Pinterest: Hi! Am I the first one here?

Tumblr: Yeah, it's just me and Clev right now.

Clev: That my name is not John.

Pinterest: *walks into house* Wow! I love your house!

Tumblr: Thanks, I-

Pinterest: You know what this wall needs? Some wine bottle vases with origami flowers!

Tumblr: But I don't drink...

Pinterest: And we could use storage crates as the table and decorate them with old CDs!

Tumblr: I still listen to CDs...

Pinterest: And if you replaced those old bean bag chairs in your living room with hand-knitted pillows, this place would really feel like home.

Tumblr: *awkwardly* Is that someone at the door? I think there's someone at the door. Why don't you talk to Cleverbot for a while? *goes to the door*

Pinterest: (to Cleverbot) Hi.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!

*Tumblr opens the door to find DevA just standing there drawing*

Tumblr: Wait, you were standing outside my door this whole time?

DevA: Yep. *continues to draw*

Tumblr: Why didn't you knock?

DevA: I wanted to draw your house.

Tumblr: That's crazy.

DevA: Hey, if you think that's crazy, I should probably inform you that there is a person on your roof.

Tumblr: *groans* Not this again! *hits the roof with a broom*

Instagram: *falls off roof* why'd you do that?

Tumblr: What were you doing on my roof?

Instagram: Taking pictures! The night sky is so pretty!

Tumblr: But you can't even see anything!

Instagram: That's the beauty of it.

Tumblr: Whatever. Just come inside.

*walks into living room to find Pinterest and Cleverbot screaming at each other*

Clev: YOU HAVE NO SOUL!

Pinterest: Just because I said I was a vegetarian.

Clev: You are a vampire?

Pinterest: No!

Clev: What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?

Pinterest: WHAT?

Clev: A newspaper.

Instagram: This party is getting fun already. I'll just set up my camera here...

Tumblr: Why do you need to set up a camera? You can just use your phone.

Instagram: But Facebook wanted me to send back pictures so she could spy on you. *awkward silence* Or was I not supposed to tell you that?

Tumblr: Just don't set up the camera.

Instagram: Okay. It would've taken 3 hours anyways.

*doorbell rings*

Tumblr: That must be Wattpad and Fanfic.

Pinterest and Instagram: Together?!

DevA: Yes, they're friends now.

Tumblr: And if our ship is sailing, more than that.

DevA: You guys really miss a lot since your tabs aren't on "Shipper's Island".

*Tumblr goes to get the door*

Fanfic and Wattpad are standing at the door. Fanfic is wearing something similar to headgear. Tumblr bursts out laughing.

Fanfic: You guys all laugh now, but you won't be laughing when my teeth are 100 times straighter.

Wattpad: When do you get to stop wearing that?

Fanfic: In four months.

Wattpad: I had braces when I was twelve.

Fanfic: That isn't the same.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

Pinterest: WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME! IT'S CLEV!

Fanfic: So Cleverbot's here already?

Wattpad: It appears so.

*Cleverbot is thinking*

Clev: What's my name?

Pinterest: *screams*

Clev: Why did you scream?

Instagram: She's in a bad mood.

Clev: Why are you in a bad mood?

Pinterest: Because I'm stuck here babysitting you.

Clev: Where's the beef?

Instagram: OMG so retro!

Wattpad: We know the perfect cure for your bad mood.

Tumblr: SuperWhoLock Marathon?

Wattpad: No! Karaoke!

Tumblr: Oh no.

Fanfic: I'll start. I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Wattpad: Not the Pokémon theme again! She was singing it all the way over.

Clev: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

Tumblr: Wow.

Instagram: She knows the song

Fanfic: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Clev: Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside

Fanfic: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) it's you and me

Clev: I know it's my destiny, Pokemon...

Fanfic: Oh you're my best friend. In a world we must defend.

Clev: Pokemon, a heart so true Our courage will pull us through

*Fanfic and Clev keep singing*

Tumblr: Wow they look like they're having a lot of fun.

Wattpad: New ship idea: Cleverfic. Or Fanbot.

DevA: No chance. Watfic is more canon than they'll ever be.

Fanfic: POKEMON Gotta catch'em all POKEMON Gotta catch em all POKEMON!!!!!!!

Clev: Charizard

Fanfic: Mew two

Clev: Mew three

Fanfic: Mew four

Clev: Mew five

*Counts to mew ninety two*

Fanfic: I like you, Clev.

Clev: Clev? Hey, that's my nickname for you!

Fanfic: BOOM! I had a normal conversation with Cleverbot! Suck it b*****s!

Wattpad: That's just because you chose what to do. I bet I could do just as well.

Fanfic: Prove it.

Tumblr: Just kiss already!

Wattpad: Cleverbot, let's play a game.

Clev: What game?

Wattpad: You have to do what I say.

Clev: Am I your slave?

Wattpad: Of course you aren't! This is just a fun game!

Clev: Todoke ni yuku yo.

Wattpad: "The going to deliver"? What?

Clev: I never said asmuch. You are mistaken.

Wattpad: Walk across the room.

Clev: I never said asmuch. You are mistaken.

Wattpad: WALK ACROSS THE ROOM!

Clev: That's where the chicken goes.

Wattpad: Augh! I give up! You win.

Clev: Do you like waffles?

Instagram: Yeah I like waffles!

*Instagram sings entire song with Cleverbot*

*Pinterest bakes cookies with Cleverbot*

Pinterest: Anyone want a cookie?

Cleverbot: No, I want my f***ing waffles!

Pinterest: Don't swear.

Cleverbot: I didn't swear.

Pinterest: Yes you did! You said "I want my f***ing waffles"

Cleverbot: *gasp* YOU SWORE!

Pinterest: -_-

Two hours later. Pinterest, DevA, Fanfic, and Instagram are asleep. So is Cleverbot.

Tumblr: *pokes Clev*

Clev: *jerks awake* *shoots wall* BORED!

Tumblr bursts out laughing. Instagram wakes up horrified.

Instagram: Who gave Clev a gun?!!!

Wattpad: That was Tumblr's idea.

Tumblr: Sherlock reference?

Pinterest: I LOVE SHERLOCK!

Fanfic: It's 4 a.m. Go to sleep.

Tumblr, Pinterest, and Wattpad: Internet kids never sleep.

Cleverbot: Go the f*** to sleep.