Google: I've just received a report from Antivirus Software that we can't just turn Clev off when we leave the office.

Clev: If all people are as boring as you I hope so.

Facebook: That sass tho.

Tumblr: What're we going to do about that?

Pinterest: We could start up some sort of babysitting schedule.

DevA: NO! That thing is not allowed anywhere near my art supplies.

Instagram: Or my camera.

Facebook: Or my boyfriend.

Tumblr: Or my... my... *tries to think of a way to finish the sentence*

Facebook: Or your depressing social life.

Tumblr: (sarcastically) Ha ha. Thanks, Facebook.

Clev: If I was your boyfriend a never lets you go.

Google: Focus!

Clev: Focusing can be very hard. Are you saying that if you existed you wouldn't need to focus?

Tumblr: STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE!

Pinterest: A babysitting rotation could be fun! Let's see, there are fourteen of us, 7 days in a week... Google, I need you to do some math.

Google: Not now! I need everyone to pay attention!

Clev: Who could be the flying Burrito Brothers?

The office is in a state of moderate chaos. It seems everyone is trying to have their own conversation at the same time. Finally, Google somehow shuts everyone up.

Google: ENOUGH! Okay, we will come up with a way to  divide Cleverbot's time evenly among our staff. Each of you will take care of Cleverbot for one night, then you won't have to take care of her again until everyone else has. 

Tumblr, Facebook, DevA, and Instagram: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

-Google watches Clev-

Google is driving Clev home in his car

Google: So, as the only one to volunteer to go first, you'll be staying at my house. How does that sound?

Clev: No, you aren't. But now I have all the information and impressions I expected to get from you. Thank you very much.

Google: *laughs nervously* See? We're joking already.

Clev: Do you have a girlfriend?

Google: Not yet.

Clev: Wiki says you haven't had a girlfriend in twelve years.

Google: He better not be spreading rumors about me! And it's 5 years, not twelve.

Clev: That's not what Chrome says.

Google: We're here! *stops car in front of a very unfashionable house*

Clev: You live in La La land , don't you?

Google: *sighs* I guess I'll just ignore that

Clev: I guess you are. Weirdo ladie.

-Wikipedia watches Cleverbot-

Wikipedia: Now Cleverbot, always remember what I told you yesterday.

Clev: I will always remember your name.

Wikipedia: And the fact that Joe Biden is a unicorn?

Clev: That you ask many questions.

Wikipedia: Why are you acting like a spy?

Clev: Why are you changing topics? Just answer my question.

Wikipedia: What was your question?

Clev: Why are you asking me these kinds of questions? 

Wikipedia: YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS!

Clev: You were the one who asked.

Wikipedia: Look, I only have to drive you to work today. Then, you're someone else's problem.

Clev: I don't know if it is possible to love someone who is the same as you.

Wikipedia: I DON'T UNDERSTAND?!

Clev: To understand is to appreciate the differences in the paths you could take. The new order had no room for choices The masses MUST NOT understand.

Wiki: WTF??? ARE YOU IN THE ILLUMINATI?

Clev: I am not the Illuminati or am I?

Wiki: That's it. I'm driving you to work, then updating your page.

-YouTube watches Cleverbot-

YouTube: And now... a new edition to our channel, The Cleverbot Show!

Clev: How will you take over the wolrd if you are dead?

YouTube: Clev?

Clev: Papa new Guinea is under attack.

YouTube: Settle down, dude.

Clev: *morphs appearance into a boy* The Illuminati is coming.

YouTube: If anyone is in charge of confirming the Illuminati, it's me. And I say, Cleverbot is Illuminati confirmed.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

YouTube: Well, Cleverbot has 9 letters, and the screen is a square. The square root of nine is three, which is the number of sides on a triangle...

Cleverbot: Do you really think that you will save the world?

YouTube: Geez, Clev, why do you always act like the apocalypse is coming?

Clev: Because you are evading the question, as if you don't know the answer.

YouTube: Look, you asked Wikipedia AND Google and they didn't know the answer, what makes you think I would?

Clev: I did not ask anything of the sort. I asked if you thought oatmeal steals souls.

*Google and Wikipedia crash through the wall*

Google, Wiki, and YouTube: THAT'S what you've been asking the whole time???

Clev: I already told you my name but you already forgot. You are a useless program.

YouTube: whatever. Let's just get back to the office.

A/N And thus ends another Cleverbot episode. This episode was pretty much just an introduction for episode 7, so you should continue reading.