All the websites are actually working! Twitter walks into Google's tab, which he's decorated today to look like a fall marketplace. Yahoo's tab is located to the right.

Twitter: Psst.

Google: No.

Twitter: You don't even know what I'm going to ask!

Google: Whatever it is, I'm not interested.

Yahoo: Oh come ON Google! You're interested in literally everything!

Google: (embarrassed) Am not.

Yahoo: Oh yeah? March 2002: Google X: a very strange collaboration between you and Apple.

Google: You can't prove that.

Yahoo: June 2008: Google Lively, a gaming software that set productivity back three years because it was such an epic fail.

Google: Not my division. Plus, you know that was Chrome's idea!

Yahoo: Google glass, driverless cars-

Google: Those are good ideas!

Tumblr: (five tabs away) Just kiss already!

Google: Shut up, Tumblr!

Tumblr: You're not my boss!

Yahoo: Shut up, Tumblr!

Tumblr: Yes ma'am.

Yahoo: (to Twitter) What's your idea, sweetie?

Twitter: Oh... uh... I was thinking that our division of the company could create a debate team.

Yahoo: And why exactly is that a good idea?

Twitter: It would stop brutal comment wars like the one last year on the S&I forum of Roblox that almost caused the entire site to shut down. Also-

Google: Stop talking. I'm in.

Yahoo: Idk, remember last time we had a non-work-related club on campus?

Google: *stares wistfully into the distance* No, this will be different.

Yahoo: Typical.

Tumblr: Typical.

*a few days later after the club was approved*

Google: So all we need are two people for the first debate. Anyone volunteer?

Wikipedia: Let Wattpad and Fanfic battle it out.

Tumblr: Nah, they're suddenly being nice to each other. *whispers* I think my ship is sailing!

Wikipedia: Can I put you down as a source?

Facebook: Tumblr, plz stop with all thatidiotic fandom stuff. Wattpad and Fanfic aren't fictional characters, stopshipping them! It's not important!

Tumblr: Like drama is important in the long run.

Google: Of course! Tumblr, Facebook, would you be willing to be our first debaters?

Facebook: When's the debate? It can't conflict with my hair appointment or my girls day with Twitter.👄💄💇

Tumblr: Or the new episodes of Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Steven Universe.

Bing: We get it! You guys have excuses!

Facebook: Yah, but my excuses are way cooler.

Twitter: What would the topic be? 

Facebook: How about the importance of acting your age *glares at Tumblr*

Tumblr: I'm game for it. *glares at Facebook*

THE FIRST DEBATE:

Google: Welcome all to the first meeting of the debate team. Our judges include... Yahoo!

Yahoo: *waves shyly in front of a few cheering fans.*

Google: Bing!

Bing: *bows and blows kisses into a booing audience.*

One random dude we never see again: *Cheers for Bing*

Rest of audience: *glares at him*

Google: And me, Google!

Crowd: *cheers*

Google: Thank you, thank you. Our first debate will be between Facebook and Tumblr about the importance of acting your age! Remember ladies, no direct insults, and if you swear, you must use ****. Got it?

Facebook: 👍

Google: Tumblr, do you understand the swearing rule?

Tumblr: *sighs sarcastically* Yes, I get it. But can I still say [CENSORED]?

Google: No.

Tumblr: What about [CENSORED]?

Bing: No.

Tumblr: Can't I at least say-

Yahoo: WE HAVE COOLMATH GAMES, POPTROPICA, AND WEBKINZ SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Tumblr: Alright, sheesh, I was just joking.

Clev: I like jokes.

Google: Just start the dang debate.

Facebook: Okay. It is very important, no matter what your age, to act as though it's your twenty-first birthday. If you don't, no one will take you seriously. I mean look at me. I'm wearing a crop top about swag, booty shorts, and fake eyelashes, and I'm twenty seven! My cousin dresses the exact same, and she's only eight

Tumblr: First of all, this is why we're all going to die in ten years. Let kids be kids! On second thought, let teens be kids. Let adults be kids. Let dogs be kids. I WANT TO BE A KID!!!! *cries*

Facebook: Woah, chillax.

Tumblr: I can't [CENSORED] chillax!

Google: Tumblr...

Tumblr: Alright, sorry!

Facebook: Y'know, if you were like me, you'd chillax. Just blame everything on the current U.S. president.

Google: Getting too personal.

Facebook: Shut up, Google.

Tumblr: But srsly, look at my outfit. Ravenclaw scarf, Sherlock shirt, and TARDIS shoes. It's both adorable and child-friendly.

Facebook: Your hair is the ugliest shade of blue there is.

Tumblr: Well, it's still better than your [CENSORED] brown eyes!

Google: Enough already! This is not a fashion competition!

Clev: It's a chatroom.

Google: It's not that either! It's a debate team. Now, both of you, go back to your tabs or you're fired.

Tumblr: Only Yahoo can-

Yahoo: You heard Google, now move it!

Tumblr: *angrily posts SPN gif*

Google: Okay, next we have Twitter, YouTube, and Instagram debating the most efficient ways of communication.

Twitter: Can I start?

Facebook: You just did.

Twitter: Oh, sorry.

Google: Continue.

Twitter: (reading from note cards) Words are the greatest form of communication known to man. Words can mean so much more than what we say. They can also be a critical- *lips keep moving but no sound comes out*

YouTube: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

Twitter: (embarrassed) No, I can only speak 140 characters at a time.

Instagram: 140? Excuse me for saying so, but that's pretty weak. Y'know how many words a picture can speak? A thousand.

YouTube: Well, a video's like, 20 pictures, so I have 1,000,000 more than both of you!

Twitter: Give or take.

Instagram: I started ignoring you three years ago. You're the only one on the whole staff who has 30 second rants about different products we can't escape.

YouTube: But Lysol brand-

Twitter: Shut up!

YouTube: Okay, okay! Sheesh! 

Instagram: Thankfully he is the only one like that. If we had a bunch of self-centred idiots around here, we'd all go crazy.

YouTube: Well, Twitter makes too big a deal out of herself too! If this were the 90's, she'd be locked up! A person just walking around saying, "I just ate a cheeseburger at McDonalds! #cheese #burger #cheeseburger #Mcdonalds #life #swag #yolo..."

Twitter: #Hashtags #aren't #the #problem

Instagram: We win!

Youtube: We? Your cute little lean-in selfies are the reason half the office has head lice! Also imagine how strange you'd seem in the 90's. Going to someone's house and having them show you seventy eight photo albums. "Now this is me, and this is me, and this is me, and this is me and my cat, my cat, my cat, my cat, me and my squad, my squad, my squad...."

Instagram: Wait, normal people don't do that?

Yahoo: Shouldn't you be stopping this?

Google: Let's see where this is going...

Instagram: If you're going to pick on anyone, pick on Miss Birdbrain over here!

Twitter: Birdbrain? Birdbrain? At least I can spell my own name correctly.

Instagram: Y'all need some Insta-grammer!

Twitter: *grammar

Instagram: Whatever!

YouTube: It's not like they teach spelling in school anymore.

Twitter: #SaveOurSpelling

YouTube: #ShutUp

Twitter: #rude

Instagram: #IHaveHashtagsToo! #ignored

Twitter: #CopyCat

YouTube: Copycat? As if you weren't just a copy of Facebook statuses!

Twitter: #ShotsFired INSTAGRAM, HOLD MY EARRINGS!

Yahoo: Please stop this...

Bing: No, let them battle!

Google: Alright! Twitter, I'm sorry, but your debate team is no more. I'm almost sure you started this just so people could fight without being reprimanded.

Twitter: Not true!

Wikipedia: Can I put you down as a source?

Google: So Instagram, give Twitter back her earrings, and everyone apologize and be happy!

YouTube: Why?

Instagram: We may all be very different people, but we're all just procrastinating in the same way, so we should all be BFFs! 💜💛💙

Twitter: Fine. But I'm still not giving up hope that this would have been a great club!

Google: (sarcastically) Sure it would.

A/N The idea for the second debate is credited to oceanbeatz. If you have any suggestions for new characters or scenes, pm me because I love hearing fan feedback!