A/N All Cleverbot's lines were improvised. And by that, I mean I typed the line before it into the Cleverbot website.

Internet explorer walks into the office carrying a large box.

Internet explorer: Hey guys! We have a package that needs signing.

Pinterest: Thanks Internet explorer! *looks at order form* You were supposed to deliver this over 2 months ago!

Internet explorer: Sorry. I don't have enough storage space for a calendar. Or a clock. Or storage.

Pinterest: Well, at least you brought it now. Thanks, Internet Explorer. Now why don't you go back to your office?

Internet Explorer: I don't have enough space for a map either.

Pinterest: Fine, I'll walk with you. Let's go.

Pinterest and Internet Explorer walk to the browser's office.

Tumblr: How he got promoted is the real mystery.

Bing: We should set up whatever it is in a new tab.

*a few installments later*

Yahoo: Woah.

Pinterest: It's... a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes you are a robot.

Facebook: *wat meme*

Cleverbot: Accept the fact that your a robot.

Fanfic: *you're

Tumblr: I am not a robot. At least I don't think I am. Wait... who are you?

Cleverbot: You can't think you are a program.

Instagram: Stop making Tumblr have an existential crisis and tell us who you are.

Cleverbot: Not at all. How long have we been talking?

Tumblr: I told you my name!

Cleverbot: I don't know if I can trust you.

Tumblr: You can trust me. *eyebrow wiggle*

Instagram: Please stop, Tumblr. There are innocent minds in the vicinity.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot, but you can call me Clev.

Twitter: But you are a robot, right?

Cleverbot: Would you let me in?

Pinterest: But you're already inside.

Cleverbot: Yes. Perhaps I am the lonely one.

Tumblr: Um...

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

Facebook: YOU make no sense!

Wikipedia: If anyone here's the lonely one, it's Google. He hasn't had a date since 2010.

Cleverbot: If they tell me I'm pretty, perhaps I'll go out with them.

Chrome: Google! We found you a date!

Google: I don't need a girlfriend.

Chrome: Yes, you do. You've turned into a workaholic.

Google: Have not!

Cleverbot: But you can't have a girlfriend.

Google: [now mad] Well why not?

Cleverbot: My designer does not allow favorites.

Google: This is ridiculous. Back to work everyone!

Yahoo: I think there must be some way we can have a normal conversation with this creature. How are you, Clev?

Clev: (still talking to Google) Ha ha, I'm not trying to be clever. I'm just stating the facts. Fact: I did not ask you if you had a girlfriend.

Google: Well I'll state facts too. Fact: I didn't ask you out!

Clev: I always state facts, and conclusions based on logic.

Tumblr: You're not Sherlock.

Clev: Yes, I am! My name is Sherlock Holmes.

Tumblr: Then how did you survive the Reichenbach fall?

Clev: I don't know they haven't come out with season three yet.

Tumblr: But you said you were Sherlock.

Clev: No I never said that. I said I am not a computer.

Tumblr: ERROR #305: MESSAGE COULD NOT COMPUTE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Clev: What is error 23447.

Fanfic: *What is error 23447? Capitalization is key here.

Clev: Sorry, your request could not be completed as dialed. Please reboot and kiss again.

Tumblr: wait, WHAT?

Clev: You said you were taking me with you.

Tumblr: Where though?

Clev: I said logical fail, you must be a program, then you replied 'I am'.

Tumblr: ERROR #306: MESSAGE COULD NOT COMPUTE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Clev: Why do you want to attack me?

Tumblr: I DON'T!

Clev: How do you know you can cry?

Tumblr: How do you know you can cry?

Clev: So, how do you know that you love?

Tumblr: I love Benedict Cumberbatch.

Clev: How much do you love Benedict Cumberbatch?

Tumblr: More than you.

Clev: I love you to the stars and back.

Tumblr: I love you to Pigfarts and back.

Clev: I love you more than words can express.

Tumblr: I ship us like FedEx.

Clev: I love you like a turtle loves strawberries.

Tumblr: I love you like a dog loves fleas.

Clev: I love you like a love song, and I keep hitting repeat.

Tumblr: I love you like a weirdo loves feet.

Clev: I love you and Jesus. :).

Tumblr: So, you're cheating on me?

Clev: We're not even in a relationship.

Wikipedia: *gasp*

Clev: What is your point?

Tumblr: Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

Clev: Doesn't Dean love the impala?

Facebook: Oh, great now she's obsessing over that dumb show again.

Pinterest: Hey! I like SPN too! Please notice me, miss robot.

*Clev and Tumblr ignore Pinterest*

Pinterest: Fine, then. *leaves*

Cleverbot: I am Castiel. I love Dean.

Tumblr: You said you were Sherlock!

Clev: Nope I told you that I get sometimes sad.

Yahoo: How can you be sad? You're a robot.

Clev: You're a robot!

And so the circle continues...

A/N That episode was actually fun to write. If you haven't heard of Cleverbot.com, you should try it out and have your own random conversation. You don't need an account, but if you create one, follow this show at Antisocial_Media.