It's almost 9:00 at Computer Corp., but the websites are staying late to make up any work they lost while Tumblr was obsessing over Eurovision.

Tumblr: I just think it was awesome how Ukraine won! And-

Facebook: Tumblr, this is America. We have better things to talk about.

Tumblr: Like what?!

Facebook: Well, did you know that Donald Drumpf-

Tumblr: BYE. *walks back to her own tab*

Wattpad: *lying on ground* I'm bored.

Fanfic: Why?

Wattpad: Does someone even need a reason to be bored? Or is bored just a blank slate?

DevA: Ugh. She's being philosophical again.

Wattpad: Technically we're all half centaur.

Tumblr: That was a Parks and Recreation reference and you know it! Besides, I know what will cheer you guys up-

Fanfic: No, we are not watching Eurovision with you again!

Tumblr: That's a great suggestion, but sadly, no. I was thinking of going camping!

DevA: How? It's 47 degrees outside!

Tumblr: Then we'll bring the tent indoors!

DevA: We're on the seventh floor.

Tumblr: So?

Fanfic: I'm in.

Wattpad: *gives a thumbs up*

DevA: *sighs* Fine, but you have to deal with kicking Myspace out.

Facebook: Did somebody say something about kicking Myspace out? *gets vacuum cleaner*

Myspace: Vacuum cleaners don't work!

Facebook: What if I told Twitter to try to kiss you?

Myspace: Ah! *runs (floats) away*

Tumblr: *singing Ghostbusters theme*

*theme song*

A few hours later, everyone has left the office except for Tumblr, DevA, Wattpad, Fanfic, Pinterest, and Instagram. They are sitting around an origami campfire (made by Pinterest) and eating microwave s'mores.

Fanfic: Okay, not to sound like Wattpad, but do you ever think of stuff that could've happened, but didn't?

Wattpad: Like AU's? I have a ton of those.

Fanfic: No, not like AU's.

DevA: Like fanfiction?

Fanfic: No, not like fanfiction. I'm thinking more along the lines of... deleted scenes.

DELETED SCENE #1- SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 - FANFICTION'S INTERVIEW

Fanfic: *enters interview room* Hi, sorry I'm late, there was just a new Gravity Falls theory in need of researching.

Firefox: It's fine. Now, to get on with the interview, what is it exactly that you do?

Fanfic: Sin.

Firefox: Excuse me?

Fanfic: That's what Tumblr calls it, at least. Really it's just making fictional characters fall in love.

Firefox: And they pay you for that?

Fanfic: Yes. And Wattpad gets paid too. But I'm better.

Firefox: What makes you say that?

Fanfic: Seriously? I mean, look at me. Plus, I can come up with better ships.

Firefox: Like what?

Fanfic: Hmm... Firechrome.

Firefox: That... oddly makes sense. You're good!

Fanfic: I know I am.

Deleted scene ends. The Pinvengers are almost done with their s'mores. Instagram is already asleep underneath a desk, Pinterest is acting like this is a real camp out with all her safety measures, and Wattpad is back to lying on her back and saying deep stuff.

Wattpad: Isn't time crazy?

Tumblr: I prefer the phrase wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

Wattpad: Ugh! I missed the perfect opportunity to make a Dr. Who reference! 

Fanfic: You'll get the next one. What did you want to say?

Wattpad: I just find it weird how we're all dependent on a certain day to make ourselves better and get a fresh start.

Tumblr: You're talking about New Year's, right?

Wattpad: It just seems so weird! *yawns* Or maybe I just need sleep.

Fanfic: Probably the second one. Goodnight.

DELETED SCENE #2 - SEASON 1 EPISODE 11 - TUMBLR'S LAST PUN OF 2015

During the party, Tumblr keeps walking up to people and telling them the same joke. The people quickly roll their eyes and walk away.

Tumblr: Hey YouTube, wanna hear a joke?

YouTube: No.

Tumblr: Yeah you do here it is: I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years. I don't have 2020 vision!

YouTube: Why are you saying that to literally everyone here?

Tumblr: I only have ten minutes left to use that joke!

YouTube: You could just subtract a year and say 4 years for 2016?

Tumblr: *not understanding*

YouTube: You know? Math?

Tumblr: *still not understanding*

YouTube: Whatever.

*after the Yahoogle kiss*

Tumblr: I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in four years. I don't have 2020 vision!

Someone inside: SHUT UP!

Deleted scene ends. Wattpad is asleep now.

Pinterest: I wonder why the browsers haven't been here in a while.

Tumblr: Idk. They said they all have "super important work" to prepare for some "big changes" being made next year. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if that was just an excuse to get out of work.

DevA: Speaking of the browsers, who's that one girl that's always following Safari? I've only seen her once or twice.

Pinterest: That's Siri. It's Safari's personal assistant.

DevA: Wow. I wish I'd been able to meet her.

DELETED SCENE #3 - DISCARDED PLOT IDEA FOR SEASON 1 EPISODE 16 - SIRI'S INTRODUCTION

Google is working. Safari walks by his tab, with Siri walking closely behind them.

Safari: Google, find a report on the zika virus, please. It's becoming this year's Ebola, and I can't separate the facts from lies, and of course Web MD was no help.

Google: I don't have it here at the moment, but you can search through my old search history.

Safari: Ugh, I don't want to do all that! Siri.

Siri: *daydreaming* what?!

Safari: Find a report on the zika virus.

Siri: Okay. *dives into pile of papers by Google's desk* Searching for "Pizza thigh dust"

Safari: Siri, no! Zika virus!

Siri: Sorry, I didn't catch that.

Safari: ZIKA VIRUS! ZIKA VIRUS!

Siri: Here's what I found for "zika virus"

Safari: Finally! *opens webpage* 

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Safari: GO AWAY SIRI! *screams*

Deleted scene ends.

DevA: On second thought, maybe it's better I didn't meet her.

Pinterest: *yawns*

Tumblr: I guess it is getting late. And even though I don't sleep much, I'm tired as hell.

DevA: Agreed. Goodnight!

The websites all drift off to sleep in various places around the office. Internet Explorer enters, sees them, and smiles.

Internet Explorer: (whispering) That is so sweet. Too bad next year everything will be different. *leaves*

A/N The ideas for this episode came from three places. As readers of IYB from before I started Antisocial Media know, I wrote the first four episodes in a notebook before I published the first. (That's also why they sort of have a different feel to them than episodes 5+). I also wrote an episode 5 that will work better as the finale. Since most of the ideas from the notebook were changed or discarded, I wanted to put them all here. (But actually, Fanfic's interview was the only thing changed except for the Cleverbot conversation).

The other place the ideas came from is the fact that I always think of an awesome line for an episode right after I publish it. That was the case with the New Year's one. It was actually a Tumblr post by "justshowerthoughts" but I just couldn't work it in with the Yahoogle mood.

The last one with Siri was paraphrasing an episode intro I had planned for episode 16, but I made Siri seem too much like Cleverbot, and I had just introduced Quotev and Vine so I didn't want to bombard you with new characters.

In conclusion to an author's note almost as long as a full chapter, TWO EPISODES LEFT! The two-part finale, which will not disappoint.

Stay golden, followers!