Tumblr is listening to FOB on her phone with her headphones plugged in as she's walking to Computer Corp. at sunrise. She doesn't notice a car coming straight for her as she walks across the street. It continues, without Tumblr noticing. It hits her! Tumblr collapses. Twitter gets out of the car, looking horrified.

Twitter: Ohmigosh!!!! Tumblr, I'm so so so sorry!!! Are you okay???

Tumblr: *coughs* How dare you attack the son of Odin?!

Twitter: NOOOOOOOOOO...

*Theme song*

Tumblr is in a hospital bed, asleep. Twitter stands over her, looking like a nervous wreck. 

Fanfic, Wattpad, and DevA rush through door.

Fanfic: Is she okay?

Wattpad: We got here as quick as we could!

Fanfic: Which, considering the way you are at work, means you kept sending error messages and insisting we re-upload everything.

Wattpad: *glares lovingly*

DevA: What happened?

Twitter: I accidentally hit her with my car.

DevA: *slaps Twitter* 

Twitter: Ow!

DevA: How dare you attack the son of Odin?!

Twitter: I didn't do it on purpose!

Fanfic: Still, how do you not see her?

Twitter: Today was emo day! She had a black coat!

Wattpad: And bright blue hair! I can usually see it a mile away!

Fanfic: Were you texting and driving again?

Twitter: No, of course I-

DevA: *scrolling through Twitter's posts* "OMG guys I'm tweeting while driving!! #YOLO"

Twitter: Technically not texting?

DevA: You hit our friend with your car!

Twitter: She's my friend too!

Facebook: *standing in the doorway* Oh really?

Twitter: *jumps*

Facebook: I thought rule number one of being popular was to not befriend Tumblr!

Twitter: Instagram's friends with them!

Facebook: I can never tell when she's being ironic! Hipsters are soooo confusing!

Fanfic: Tumblr doesn't like hipsters.

Facebook: Unliked.

Twitter: Shouldn't the doctor be here?

Web MD: *bursts through door* Did somebody say... doctor?

DevA: Where were you?

Web MD: Outside the door, waiting for someone to say doctor.

Facebook: Well, we know he's qualified.

Web MD: Thank you.

Facebook: I was being sarcastic.

Web MD: I chose not to take it that way.

Facebook: *rolls eyes*

Web MD: Anyway, what are her symptoms?

Twitter: She's unresponsive.

Web MD: Unresponsiveness... hmm... could it be... sleep-cancer?

Twitter: Sleep cancer? I hit her with my car!

Web MD: How dare you attack the son of Odin!

Twitter: Why is everyone referencing Avengers all of the sudden!?

Wattpad: Wait, I have an idea! *whispers to Tumblr*

Tumblr: *snaps awake* AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Fanfic: What did you tell her?

Wattpad: Loki and Doctor Strange were both madly in love with her.

Twitter: Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch. #nice.

Facebook: I would literally be happier with any other fandom right now.

Tumblr: We all sing the Doctor Who theme on three. One... two... three!

Tumblr, Twitter, Wattpad, Fanfic, and DevA: DOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Facebook: I didn't mean it! Shut up!

Web MD: Fandom cancer.

DevA: Fandoms don't give people cancer.

Twitter: NEW REPORT: Fandoms have been linked to cancer! #news #fandomcancer

Web MD: #hashtagcancer

Twitter: (horrified) THAT EXISTS????

Web MD: No, I was just making a joke.

Fanfic: You can't joke about cancer!

Web MD: Why not?

Fanfic: It's a serious disease!

Web MD: Looks like someone had fun-cancer and had to get their fun amputated!

Twitter: #OhSnap!

Fanfic: Whatever. I'll be in the car reading "Carry On". Snowbaz for life!

Wattpad: Don't spoil it for me!

Fanfic: *leaves*

Wattpad: I have another idea.

Facebook: Look at you, miss creative today.

Web MD: Creativity cancer!

Facebook: You can stop now.

Web MD: No, Tumblr might actually have that.

Tumblr: That doesn't exist!

Web MD: The results are in! Tumblr has...

Tumblr: Tumblr has had enough of your games and just wants to yell at Twitter for hitting her with her car?

Twitter: I said I was sorry!

Tumblr: Sorry doesn't take away nearly an hour of my life wasted with this idiot!

Web MD: We might as well add "Impaired sense of who is and isn't cool" to your symptoms list.

Facebook: I second that. She doesn't think I'm cool either.

Web MD: Really? *moves closer to Facebook*

Facebook: I can't even remember if I'm in a relationship or not rn. Regardless, back off, weirdo.

Web MD: Brain cancer.

Wattpad: I think that's the first thing you've said that was a real cancer.

Web MD: Really? Wow! Does Tumblr have that?

DevA: Obviously no.

Facebook: Just hurry up and diagnose her or whatever.

Web MD: Okay! Tumblr has...

Tumblr: Eyebrows on fleek?

Facebook: Ugh! "On fleek" is soooo 2015!

Twitter: #retro!

Web MD: Can't I ever finish a sentence?

Facebook: You just did.

Twitter: OOOOOOOOOOH! #BURN!

Tumblr: *rolls eyes*

Web MD: Tumblr has... Imaginary cancer.

Twitter: What?

Web MD: And Ebola.

Facebook: Get your heads out of 2015! 

Web MD: Sorry, I mean Zika virus.

Facebook: Thank you. I always like useless updates, as long as I can stay current. 

Tumblr: This is ridiculous. Can I speak to a doctor, please?

Web MD: Excuse me, I am a doctor!

Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Wattpad, and DevA: A COMPETENT DOCTOR! 

Web MD: That offends me!

Facebook: Whatever. I'm calling Google. *uses cell phone*

Web MD: Cell phones give you cancer!

Tumblr: Cool it with the cancer!

Web MD: Never!

Facebook: *talking on phone* Mm-hm... Yeah. But what if... What? Okay. *turns off phone* He'll be here in a few minutes. Bing tried to steal his identity again. 

Twitter: Is he okay?

Facebook: Yeah, Bing's only mildly disappointed.

*awkward silence*

Facebook: That joke would've worked so much better if Bing didn't already have an awful life.

Twitter: #JokeFail!

Web MD: What do you guys want me to do now?

Tumblr:  Don't you have other patients?

Web MD: Nope! Nobody really comes here anymore.

Facebook: Gee, I wonder why.

Web MD: Was that sarcasm?

Facebook: What do you think?

Web MD: The one thing I can't run a test for is sarcasm!

Facebook: *rolls eyes*

Door opens. A shorter version of Google steps in. (It's Bing)

Bing: (dressed like Google, imitating Google's voice) Let's see here... *takes Web MD's chart*

Web MD: Wow, Google, you're so much... shorter and more annoying than usual.

Bing: That happens sometimes.

Real-Google walks in with Yahoo.

Yahoo: It's the impostor!

Bing: Hello Yahoo, my girlfriend of 3 months.

Google: 4 months.

Bing: Same difference.

Yahoo: If you're going to impersonate Google, the least you could do is learn some basic information!

Bing: I have less memory storage!

Google: Take your "me" costume off already! It's giving me the creeps!

Bing: What are you talking about? It's called cosplay! Cleverbot likes it!

Google: Cleverbot's not actually very clever.

Yahoo: Names can be deceiving. 

Bing: Whatever.

Tumblr: Google, just tell me what's wrong with me.

Bing and Google: Okay.

Google: She was asking me!

Bing: No, she was obviously asking me.

Tumblr: Real Google. Tall Google.

Bing: *drags chair over* *stands on it* Who are you asking?

Tumblr: The Google on the left.

Bing: *jumps in front of Google*

Web MD: Wow. I can barely tell you two apart!

Bing: Thank you.

Google: *tries to take chart from Bing*

Bing: STOP IT! 

Google: Fine. Tumblr, what actually hurts?

Web MD: Hey! I'm the doctor here!

Tumblr: Go away! Google, I can't walk and my head hurts!

Google: Can you walk at all?

Tumblr: What do you think? If I could walk, I'd have already left 20 times by now!

Bing: *climbs back on top of chair* I'M THE ALPHA NOW! FEAR ME, MORTALS!

Tumblr: And that's number 21.

Google: I think you may have broken your leg. And you could also have a head injury, but probably nothing serious.

Web MD: Really? I was way off.

Tumblr: How did you not even guess that?

Web MD: I wanted to be prepared just in case it was cancer!

Google: You should probably test to make sure my possible diagnosis is true.

Web MD: What test?

Google: Do an X-ray! And an MRI?

DevA: Doctor Sexy from Supernatural would be a better doctor than you.

Web MD: Actually, Google, you can just take it from here. I'm going home.

Tumblr: What about me?

Bing: And which Google are you talking to?

Google: The REAL one!

Web MD: Well, Tumblr, you seem to be in good hands.

Tumblr: Unbelievable.

Facebook: I guess I should get going too. I mean, we aren't even good friends.

Web MD: *looks excited*

Facebook: No, we are not leaving together!

Web MD: Was that sarcasm?

Facebook: No!

*they leave*

Fanfic: *runs back in* SNOWBAZ! OTP! I CAN'T EVEN!

Wattpad: What?

Fanfic: AGATHA! PENELOPE! MAGIC!

Wattpad: I see you've finished Carry On?

Fanfic: *nods her head while crying*

Wattpad: Do you need a moment?

Fanfic: *nods again*

Wattpad: Okay. Let's go back to the office and write some fanfiction about them. 

Fanfic: *still crying* HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE GOSH DARN IT! *they leave*

DevA: They're probably going to beg me for a hand-drawn cover in a few minutes. Typical. *she leaves*

Tumblr: Ugh, almost all my friends are gone and I'm still stuck with Miss Birdbrain Chatterbox, and The Awkward Cosplayer! Wait, those would make great usernames.

Twitter: Am I the birdbrain? 

Tumblr: What do you think?

Twitter: I don't think.

Bing: I'm not an awkward cosplayer! I'm living my role.

Google: Which reminds me, I hope the office has gotten better since this morning for your friends' sake.

Tumblr: What could possibly have  made things worse than it already was?

Back at the office, the elevator doors open with Fanfic, Wattpad, and DevA standing in it. Absolute chaos has broken out, with posters of Bing dressed as Google everywhere. Everyone is trying to clean everything up while Bing is away.

Safari: Ugh, we cannot have only three browsers available to do this! Firefox isn't even doing her share of the work!

Firefox: I can't find a wifi connection!

Chrome: I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need Internet Explorer back. Like, now.

A/N First of all, thank you all so much! This week, I passed not only 250 followers on Wattpad, but also 100 followers of Tumblr! 

Secondly, I'm still wondering if I should enter the Wattys when they're announced? Imagine the people who work at Wattpad reading Fanfic's story part 3 Lol.

Stay golden, followers!