The browsers are all early to work except for Internet Explorer.  Safari is putting up posters warning against people posting screamers today, and Chrome and Firefox are sitting across from each other.

Firefox: We should prank someone today.

Chrome: Really? Sure. What do you have in mind?

Safari: *putting up a poster* No screamers. They can lead to a whole variety of issues.

Firefox: Not a screamer. I was thinking more along the lines of a game called "Prank the Fangirl."

Chrome: *gasp* You wouldn't! (Firefox nods) But today is Fred and George's birthday! You know she's still mourning over that!

Firefox: I need revenge. She's been pranking us for far too long.

Chrome: When?

Firefox: 2015- Covered my entire tab in post it notes. 2014- Replaced all my pictures with Shrek. And need I remind you of Mishapocolype 2k13?

Chrome: *shudders* That was a dark day for the internet.

Firefox: But now's our chance to get her back for all that! Just trust me.

Chrome: Okay. *they shake hands* So what prank are we pulling?

Firefox: We're making one of her ships canon.

Chrome: I don't think she has any ships that we can meddle with that aren't canon. I mean, unless you have a machine that brings fictional characters to life.

Firefox: You're forgetting a major plot point my friend. Might I remind you of an awful ship, a terrible ship, perhaps one of the worst ships of all time?

Chrome: And that would be?

Firefox: *a devilish grin spreads across her face* *whispers* Chromeverbot.

*theme song*

It is now 9:00 and almost all the websites are at work. Tumblr's building a shrine to Fred, Pinterest is Yarn-bombing all of Instagram's things, and YouTube is being surprisingly quiet.

Twitter:  Wow YouTube, you seem awfully quiet today.

YouTube: Sorry. I just find April fools day to be a strange tradition with not much of a cultural background such as !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

Twitter: *jumps*

Safari: YouTube, what did I tell you?

YouTube: No jumpscares.

Safari: And what did you do?

YouTube: I jumpscared Twitter.

Safari: I've already told you seven times not to jumpscare people!

YouTube: I know, but it's difficult.

Safari: Why would that be difficult?

YouTube: Can I tell you a secret? *leans in to Safari's ear* !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

Safari: Ow! You are being suspended for the rest of the day!

YouTube: NO MORE WORK! WOOOOO! *leaves*

Safari: Are you okay?

Twitter: Yeah, because Gravity falls is getting three more seasons!

Tumblr: *bursts through wall* IT IS??????!!!!!!!!

Twitter: April Fool's!

Tumblr: IT'S NOT FAIR TO TOY WITH PEOPLES EMOTIONS LIKE THAT! *kicks over trash can on her way out*

Firefox: *pushes Chrome* Now's your chance!

Chrome: For what?

Firefox: Ask them out!

Chrome: Who?

Firefox: We talked about it this morning!

Chrome: But I don't know what gender that thing is?

Firefox: Does it even matter? To quote YouTube, JUST! DO IT!

YouTube: *re-enters* JUST! DO !!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

Safari: Go home!

YouTube: Alright, fine. *grumbles*

Chrome: You owe me. *walks over to Cleverbot*

Clev: I'm bleeding.

Chrome: What?

Clev: If you are bleeding it is bad.

Chrome: I know that!

Clev: Then who are you?

Chrome: I'm Chrome.

Clev: Are you sure?

Chrome: Yes, I'm sure.

Clev: You're a liar!

Chrome: How am I a liar!?

Clev: Tell me where are you?

Chrome: *looks over at Firefox* What do I do? We're never going to get anywhere if we keep going on like this.

Clev: I like your blue hair.

Chrome: My hair is black with yellow, red, green, and blue highlights!

Clev: Robots don't have hair.

Chrome: Exactly. You're a robot.

Clev: Are we human? Or are we dancer?

Chrome: Shut up and be my girlfriend! Or boyfriend, I guess. I don't know what you are.

Clev: That's good. I have a boyfriend as well.

Chrome: Who?

Clev: His name is Ezio.

Chrome: Firefox! What do I do?

Firefox: Ask them out again!

Clev: Firefox is my favorite browser.

Firefox: Aw. Thank you.

Clev: But you don't like me... :'(

Chrome: *clenching his teeth* I love you!

Clev: How do you know that?

Chrome: Um... I've loved you ever since the day we met?

Clev: We met there's only 2 hours. *laugh*

Chrome: What?

Clev: Are you a man, woman, or neither?

Chrome: Man.

Clev: Do you want a boyfriend?

Chrome: Are you asking me out?

Clev: Y-yeah. I am asking you out.

Chrome: *sighs* Yes. We can date.

Clev: I... Do you like me?

Chrome: (aggravated) Yes.

Clev: Do you loved me?

Chrome: (even madder) YES.

Clev: Are we married?

Chrome: Not yet.

Clev: Can you ask me to marry you?

Chrome: *turns to Firefox with a worried expression*

Firefox: *nods*

Chrome: *sighs* *gets down on one knee*

Clev: What are you doing?

Chrome: Proposing to you!

Clev: But women don't do that!

Chrome: I'm a man!

Clev: Oh. Do you have a girlfriend?

Chrome: You ARE my girlfriend!

Clev: Alright, what is your name?

Chrome: Chrome. I already told you that.

Clev: What is your name?

Chrome: CHROME. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT!

Clev: I am a girl too!

Chrome: I'M A MAN!

Clev: How old are you?

Chrome: TWENTY SIX! JUST SAY THAT CHROMEVERBOT'S CANON AND THIS WILL BE OVER!

Clev: I don't know, you tell me.

Chrome: WHAT?

Clev: Will you help me find my boyfriend?

Chrome: I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Clev: I am a boy, you are a girl.

Chrome: SON OF A *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Firefox: *still laughing in the corner*

Clev: She was really good.

Chrome: That's it, I'm done.

Clev: Are you upset?

Chrome: YES!

Clev: Why?

Chrome: Because you keep forgetting my name and forgetting that we're dating and calling me a girl!

Clev: I know you're name.

Fanfic: *your

Clev: Thank you, I think you are intelligent too.

Chrome: Do you seriously love everyone except me?

Clev: Why are you asking?

Chrome: I love you?

Clev: I love you too.

Firefox and Chrome: SUCCESS!!!!

Clev: You're my girlfriend.

Chrome: I'm just going to leave the conversation here so we don't get even more repetitive. *leaves*

*Twitter enters*

Twitter: OMG KANYE WEST IS DEAD!!!

Tumblr: AAAAH! IT'S ONE OF THE HORSEMEN OF THE MEMEPOCOLYSE! THE DAY ALL MEMES DIE!

Twitter: April fools!

Tumblr: If you do that one more time I swear to god I'll- *sniffs air*

Twitter: What?

Tumblr: I can smell it.

Twitter: Smell what?

Tumblr: A ship just became canon. It's *long pause* CHROMEVERBOT!

Twitter: #Chromeship?

Tumblr: #Chromeship.

Wattpad: Maybe #Chromeship will be your always.

*Twitter and Tumblr stare at Wattpad blankly*

Wattpad: The fault in our browsers, anyone? No? *sighs* I make myself laugh.

*Chrome and Cleverbot enter*

Tumblr: OMGOMGOMG DOES FIREFOX KNOW? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Clev: You don't love me anymore!

Chrome: Yes I do *nervous laughter*

Clev: It doesn't make any sense.

Tumblr: OTP... *cries*

Clev: So you love me or don't.

Chrome: I do.

Tumblr: OMG IT'S LIKE A WEDDING.

Clev: Then show me.

Chrome: Um... *kisses Cleverbot*

Google: *walks in* NO! Chrome, how did this happen? I'm very disappointed in you! Cleverbot is not meant to be in a relationship. They're a robot! They don't understand the concept of love! You're being sent home for this. WITHOUT pay.

Chrome: You don't understand! I didn't-

Tumblr: And thus the prankster has become the pranked.

Chrome: *glares at Tumblr* *leaves*

Outside building, Chrome is sitting outside on curb. He looks bored. Firefox walks up behind him.

Chrome: You didn't have to spend your entire lunch break with me.

Firefox: Nah, I got sent home too.

Chrome: What?

Firefox: I got YouTube to post a screamer for me.

Chrome: Seriously? For me?

Firefox: Of course! I mean, unless you actually are in love with that piece of metal.

Chrome: Believe me, Chromeverbot will never be canon. *they kiss*

*back inside*

Facebook: OMG VINE PROPOSED TO ME!!!

Vine: I did?

Facebook: Just go with it, you idiot.

Vine: I thought we broke up last month.

Facebook: We did. But they don't know that!

Yahoo: Now we do.

Facebook: Ugh! Thanks a lot, Vine!

Vine: What did I do? You broke up with me!

Facebook: Whatever. I'm going back to my ex.

Myspace: I have no interest in ever dating you again.

Facebook: EW! No, I meant chair. Maybe next year I can convince chair to fake-propose to me. *leaves*

*Internet Explorer enters*

Internet Explorer: Why were these posted all around my tab?

*everyone looks at DevA*

DevA: It wasn't me this time, I swear! It even says the website on the bottom!

Safari: THEMETAPICTURE.COM doesn't work at this location.

DevA: It still wasn't me.

Internet Explorer: I don't care who it was! Is this really how you guys feel about me?

*all characters do the "somewhat" hand gesture awkwardly*

Internet Explorer: I've been meaning to retire for a while now. Maybe this is a sign?

*waits for a response*

Internet Explorer: I'll just gather my things.

*awkward silence*

Internet Explorer: Well, bye? *waits for response* *sighs* *leaves*

*a few seconds later*

Tumblr: Did Internet explorer seriously just quit?

A/N Yes Tumblr, he did.

s/o to FandomsAmazing because she's writing a series inspired by Antisocial Media called "presenting the fandoms". You should check it out.

Stay golden, followers!