Twitter: *walking into office* Happy tenth anniversary to me!

Tumblr: Nobody cares.

Twitter: Aw, come on! Aren't you going to try to find out how old I am now?

Tumblr: 28.

Twitter: But for Wikipedia-

Tumblr: Wikipedia is an idiot who steals everyone's personal information and tried to break up Watfic. You're just an idiot who yells everything and eventually stops being annoying because you stop after 140 characters.

Twitter: That's not true. I am way more annoying than Wikipedia could ever be for many reasons including but not limited to the fact that I am als- *continues talking but there's no sound*

Tumblr: Thank you.

Twitter: *takes a breath* There must be something I can do that would be at least moderately useful.

Tumblr: There's always some ignored messages from the browsers in the box over there.

Twitter: Fine. *reads one* *runs around office* MEMORY USAGE LOW! MEMORY USAGE LOW!

Facebook: What's so important about that?

Twitter: Are you crazy?

Tumblr: She is.

Twitter: If our memory is used up, there will be major cutbacks! Character limits for all!

Facebook: So we'd all be Twitters?

Tumblr: *thinks about a world of just Twitters, shudders* I'm calling Pinterest.

*theme song*

Pinterest: It's that bad?

Twitter: Yep. I don't know how we'll be able to delete that much.

Pinterest: It shouldn't be that difficult, as long as we all do some spring cleaning.

Tumblr: No!

Pinterest: Come on, it'll be fun! I'll help! *rummages through papers in Tumblr's desk* You can get rid of these Pepes, right? That meme's been around for eight years.

Tumblr: When the stock market crashes, Pepes will be the only form of currency left. You'll thank me later.

Pinterest: *sighs* What about Merlin?

Tumblr: *cries*

Pinterest: So that's a no to getting rid of Merlin, right? Okay. What about... screenshots of dumb YouTube videos?

Tumblr: I need to inform the world of the dumb things he does.

Pinterest: But-

Tumblr: Just throw out my unread fan mail, replies, and some hipster stuff.

Pinterest: Fine. *walks over to YouTube's tab* Need any help?

YouTube: Yeah, go through these old videos and sort them. *hands Pinterest videos*

Pinterest: Sorry, these are all warped and glitchy. I don't even know what's going on!

YouTube: Just delete them then.

Tumblr: NO! Re-upload them as "YouTube Poops".

YouTube: That's a disgusting name.

Tumblr: It's a disgusting concept.

Pinterest: So, yes or no for deleting?

YouTube: *sighs* No, I guess.

Pinterest: Anyone here actually planning on deleting something?

DevA: (In her tab) Help me delete all this awful Watfic fan art. Now that it's canon, I'm worried this is going to come back to haunt me.

Wattpad: *laughing* I'm keeping this one. *picture of Fanfic as an elf*

Fanfic: Fine, but I get to keep this one. *picture of Wattpad cat (like Tumblr cat, but worse)*

Wattpad: I bet I can collect more awful fan art of us than you!

Fanfic: You're on!

*Wattpad and Fanfic rummage through box of sketchbooks*

DevA: Burn it all, Pinterest. Destroy the evidence.

Wattpad: *picks up piece of paper* Ooh, My Immortal reference!

Fanfic: I've deleted that 5,000 times! It keeps coming back! It's like the Hydra!

Wattpad: It's a gem.

Pinterest: Okay... So we aren't deleting My Immortal either.

Tumblr: No.

Pinterest: Anyone actually planning on deleting anything at all?

Facebook: (In her tab) Delete Myspace.

Myspace: I'm already dead!

Facebook: You're not dead enough!

Myspace: YOLO is also true for YODO- You Only Die Once!

Facebook: Get in the vacuum cleaner.

Myspace: No!

Facebook: I SAID GET IN THE ****ING VACUUM CLEANER!

Myspace: I TAKE UP NO SPACE!

Tumblr: (Talking to DevA) Do they sound like a crackship?

DevA: Been there, done that. The only thing worse than a crackship being canon is one or both being dead.

Tumblr: Hopefully both.

Facebook: DELETE MYSPACE! DELETE MYSPACE!

Google: Nobody's deleting anyone.

Yahoo: Seriously, Eugene? There isn't anyone you'd delete if you could?

Google: Well...

*Bing enters, trying to look cool*

Tumblr: *lifts Bing over her head (He's really short)* DELETE BING! DELETE BING!

Bing: Put me down, mortal!

Tumblr: NEVER! *lion king pose* IT'S THE CIRCLE OF *deep breath, singing off key* LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFEEEE!!!!!

*Bing crosses his arms while being held up by Tumblr*

Google: Should I stop this?

Yahoo: You've earned it. DELETE BING! DELETE BING!

Bing: I'm calling my lawyer! You'll be sorry!

Pinterest: We can't delete Bing!

We Heart It: *enters* DELETE INSTAGRAM!

Instagram: I thought you left!

We Heart It: I'm back!

Instagram: DELETE WE HEART IT!

Google: Stop it with this insane witch hunt!

Wikipedia: Witches? DELETE THE WITCH! *points to Fanfic*

Fanfic: I'm not a witch! Wattpad chose me fair and square!

Wikipedia: I STILL HAVE HOPE!

Wattpad: Go away!

Wikipedia: The unicorns are trying to break the spell this evil space witch had cursed you with! All I need is more high fructose corn syrup!

Wattpad: You can't find any, because Fanfic's sweet enough.

Fanfic: Even I'm embarrassed by that line.

Wattpad: Sorry! Writer's block!

Pinterest: Everyone needs to tell me exactly what they're deleting and stop mucking around!

YouTube: *DHMIS REFERENCE* There's a time and a place for mucking around!

Tumblr: Like birthdays! And camping!

Instagram: Delete DHMIS! It's too scary :(

Tumblr: I thought you were trying to be hipster.

Instagram: Wait, other people don't like it? I LOVE DHMIS NOW!!!

Twitter: *cough*poser*cough*

Instagram: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Twitter: Google, where is the best place to hide a dead body? *gestures towards Instagram like she's going to fight her*

Instagram: FITE ME BRUH!

Google: The best place to hide a body would be on the second page of my results. Seriously, nobody goes there.

Yahoo: That sass tho. It's almost as bad as when you watched TWD at my apartment.

Google: I just don't understand why they didn't-

Pinterest: Wait, the second page of Google results? That's perfect! All in favor of deleting the second page of Google, say aye.

Google: No!

Twitter: *runs back in* Wait, I've found something! If we all download some new software, we can keep all this stuff! Download it!

Tumblr: But I already deleted replies!

Twitter: Do you want to become just like me?

Tumblr: Fine.

*downloading- 2% complete*

Chrome: This may take a while. Everyone can go home.

Twitter: Yay! Everyone gets an e-Vite to my party!

Tumblr: We're not going.

Twitter: Fine :(

A/N This episode is much lower quality than the last 3, but they can't all be Watfic.

Stay golden, followers. (I was thinking of making that my new sign off. It's a reference to "The Outsiders")