Previously on Antisocial Media...

*montage of The Pin-vengers/Shipper's island and Facebook finding out it was Watfic, Fanfic coming out (sort of), and Wikipedia and Fanfic both going to drive Wattpad back to work. Ends with dialog Tumblr: Make your shippers proud! Fanfic: Don't worry. I will.

On screen text: FANFIC'S STORY PART 3

Fanfic is driving in her car. It's snowing hard outside. The Pokémon theme plays on the radio.

Fanfic: Not now, Charizard! This is a mission of love! *turns off radio*

A/N (From Fanfic) Sorry readers! (mainly Tumblr, Pinterest, DevA- Wikipedia you can go to h-e double hockey sticks! Oh, I'll just say it. Wikipedia, go to hell. Seriously. Anyways, I chose to skip to the climax of the story to make this more dramatic. Wish me luck!

Fanfic: Now that that's out of the way, where is she? She said she was on this street in her text, but I don't see... Oh!

Wattpad is leaning against the side of her red car in a moderately stylish coat and a knit hat.

Wattpad: Took you long enough.

Fanfic: Sorry. Listen, I need to tell you something. I am-

Wattpad: I know you're a lesbian.

Fanfic: What?

Wattpad: You couldn't resist making that pun in 2010 when you found out you needed adult braces. "My teeth are like me: Not straight". It was sub par at best.

Fanfic: *sighs* and of course you'd be the one to remember that. But that's not the thing I was going to tell you.

Wattpad: Well what else is there?

Fanfic: Wattpad, I am... *sighs*

Wattpad: Spit it out already!  You don't want me to freeze to death, do you?

Fanfic: No, no. Of course not. I am... in love with you. I am in love with you.

Wattpad: Oh. Oh! What?

Fanfic: I'm sorry if this is kind of awkward. I just felt this needed to be addressed today, before it was too late.

Wattpad: Too late? What do you mean too late? You aren't dying, are you? Did Web MD say you have cancer? Because cancer's nothing more than a zodiac sign when he says it.

Fanfic: It's a long story. And it's really embarrassing.

Wattpad: Well, you already professed your love for me, so what's the worst thing that could have happened?

Fanfic: *avoiding eye contact* I wrote Watfic fanfiction.

Wattpad: WHAT? *laughs* I'm sorry *laugh* just *laugh*

Fanfic: I would laugh too, if he didn't share it with everyone.

Wattpad: Ouch. This is going to backfire on both of us.

Fanfic: It already has, but it's okay. The Pin-vengers support us.

Wattpad: Don't you mean crackship us?

Fanfic: Nope. It started with a crackship, and it's up to you to see where we take it from here.

Wattpad: Hey, just out of curiosity, do you have that fanfiction with you?

Fanfic: (awkwardly) Well, I'm being completely honest about everything else, so yes. *takes notebook out of bag* take it before I explode from humiliation.

Wattpad: Alright. *reads* Wow. This is great. Just a small bit of constructive criticism, why did you chose Winifred as my name?

Fanfic: Idk, Winifred sounds cool.

Wattpad: Have you even heard my real name?

Fanfic: Of course I have! It's *thinking* it's... *thinking* Wanda?

Wattpad: Wanda? *laughs so hard she slips on ice*

Fanfic: Sorry, Wendy? Wilma? Wyona?

Wattpad: *still laughing*

Fanfic: Just tell me!

Wattpad: Okay. Wattney.

Fanfic: Wattney?

Wattpad: Yep.

Fanfic: Fine. I'll change it. That's an awesome name. *writing*

Chapter *whatever the last chapter is*

Wattpad: Nice chapter name.

Fanfic: (jokingly) Shut up.

It was the night before the battle and neither Wattney nor Fauna could sleep. Wilkes had killed three people, and only Wattney and Fauna knew the truth.

Wattpad: Wait, who'd he kill?

Fanfic: I can't say that! Spoilers!

Wattpad: We're literally writing the ending.

Fanfic: So?

Wattpad: *rolls eyes*

But nobody trusted either of them. Fauna had been blamed for all three murders, and Wattney was stuck dating Wilkes, too kind to say no.

Wattpad: Seriously?

Fanfic: What?

Wattpad: "too kind to say no"? Have you met me?

Fanfic: But you are very nice and-

Wattpad: Listen, Wattney could kick your a** right now, so make her stronger before I show you how strong I am.

Fanfic: Fine! Sheesh, you write it.

...and Wattney was stuck dating Wilkes, both afraid that he'd murder her and afraid of telling Fauna her true feelings.

Wattpad: There. Now I have emotions.

Finally, Fauna couldn't take it. She walked over to Wattney's dorm and talked to her.

Fauna: Wattney, we need to talk. I'm still not over the night we kissed, and I have no idea why you're still dating that piece of-

Wattpad: We should keep this rated K.

Fanfic: Fine.

Fauna: ...piece of crap. He literally murdered three people!

Fanfic: You can write Wattney's lines.

Wattpad: Wouldn't that make this a roleplay then?

Fanfic: Whatever.

Wattney: I'm sorry. I just, can't talk about this right now. I don't know who I am anymore, and I am dating a super villain, but tomorrow's the battle, and if we fall in love now, I won't be able to hurt you.

Wattpad: *hands Fanfic the notebook back*

Fanfic: Way to avoid the question. But I see what you mean.

Fauna: I know it sounds cliche, and somewhat stalker-ish, but I can't stop thinking about you, and-

Fanfic: *hands Wattpad the notebook*

Wattpad: What are you doing? You were in the middle of a sentence?

Fanfic: You interrupt me.

Wattpad: Fine. *writes*

Wattney: DUCK!

All of a sudden a giant section of ceiling fell right where Fauna had been standing two seconds earlier. Wattney had pushed her out of the way.

Fanfic: Wow, plot twist!

Wattpad: How are you going to recover from that, smarty?

Fanfic: (smiling) I have my ways.

Wilkes was destroying the entire floor above them! He was setting things on fire and shattering windows and-

Wattpad: That's enough lists. *takes notebook back*

Wattney: What are we gonna do? If this place goes to pieces, everyone dies!

Fauna: Nice job, captain obvious, and it's *going to do. But yes, we need a plan. I'll go back and get some blueprints and notepads for each of us and-

Wattney: There's not enough time! But I have an idea. Tory taught me this trick last week, and *clears throat* PIN-VENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

Wattpad: Pin-vengers cameo LIKE A BOSS!

Fanfic: I hate the fact that you're so amazing.

Tory, DelA, Penny, and Iggy immediately showed up.

Tory: What can we do?

Wattney: Construct some ships, and fire your canons at Wilkes.

Tory: But Wilkes is my precious Sinnimon role!

Wattney: Now he isn't.

Fanfic: I have an idea! *steals notebook*

Fauna: We need more people. Wait, I have an idea! *summons search box* How do I-

Gulliver, Yasmine, and Benjamin showed up.

Gulliver: How do I get home? How do I register to vote? How do I copy and paste?

Yasmine: How do I reset my Yahoo home page restore? How do I delete my Facebook account? How do I change my password?

Benjamin: How do I renew my passport? How do I get rid of you? How do I install updates?

Fauna: How do I defeat Wilkes?

The searchers all started arguing, then turned their rage at each other to Wilkes.

Wattpad: That was good. *takes notebook*

Wattney: We have almost enough people. Hold on. *does pouty face, makes mascara run down cheeks in tear marks* Why is life so crule????!!!1!

Faith: OMG Honey what happend???

Tiana: #Sympathy

Wattney: Wilkes dumped me then tried to destroy the embassy!!!1! 

Faith: THAT JERK! SHES 2 GOOD 4 U ANYWAY!!!!

Tiana: #ShotsFired

Fanfic: That's enough people. Now what do we do?

Wattpad: (dramatically) Now... We fight.

Fanfic: Yay! Battle scene!

So many things were happening at once. Tory and the Pin-vengers were blasting their headcanons and almost sinking the fire ship Wilkes rode on. The searchers were-

Wattpad: We should come up with something better than just "searchers"

Fanfic: What about... Scavengers?

Wattpad: Brilliant!

The scavengers were redirecting Wilkes down useless passageways that only remotely had to do with what he wanted. And Faith and Tiana were being H8ers and flaming Wilkes for supposedly abandoning  Wattney. All was going well, until-

Fanfic: *gives Wattpad notebook*

Wilkes turned them all to stone! Every single person who came near him was stone. Soon, it was just the three of them: Wattney, Fauna, and Wilkes.

Fanfic: *singing* IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Wattpad: You can write the epic turning point of the story.

Fanfic: Okay.

Wilkes: Come fight me, girls! Might I also tell you I have all the world's unicorns on my side?

Wilkes laughed. It was a cool, evil laugh, smooth as glass and twice as dangerous.

Wilkes: Look, if one of you sacrifices yourself, I'll let the other go free. Make the decision, nerds!

Fauna looked over at Wattney, her one and only, and sighed. Life without her would be just as bad as death. She had made her decision.

But just as she was about to go, Wattney stepped forward. Wilkes snapped his fingers, and she fell to the ground, dead.

Wattpad: WHY'D YOU KILL ME OFF!?

Fanfic: Betcha didn't see that one coming!

Wattpad: I'm not even mad that it's me instead of you, it's just so cliche! Let a couple be happy for once!

Fanfic: Fine. You take it from here.

Fauna collapsed too, crying. No, this couldn't be. Wattney wasn't dead. Wattney wasn't dead! But she was. How else was her cold, limp body being lifted up to Wilkes's ship?

But then, a glimmer of hope. Fauna saw the seemingly-dead Wattney give a thumbs-up. Slowly as she could, she crept up behind Wilkes and cut his head off. This unfroze everyone else.

Wattpad: ...And that's how you end a story!

Fanfic: Plot holes! Plot holes!

Wattpad: *laughs a little* Okay, you can write another chapter.

Three days later, the embassy was built back up again. Wattney and Fauna were both promoted, so there was no need for a contest. They were walking in the halls to the cafeteria.

Fauna: You never answered my question.

Wattney: What question?

Fauna: Do you feel the same way about me?

Fanfic: *gives Wattpad the notebook* Well, do you?

Wattney stopped walking and stared into Fauna's galaxy-colored eyes.  Were they blue with swirls of purple or purple with swirls of blue? It didn't matter. But Wattney stared into those kind, trusting eyes and said

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Wattpad: Oh Fanfic, I always have. 

*they kiss*

(the episode doesn't end here, but you should take a moment to appreciate how adorable that moment is)

(wait for it)

(moment over)

Fanfic and Wattpad enter the office holding hands.

Fanfic: Attention, all readers of A Chance Encounter, the full book is now available! Now you'll finally find out how it all ends!

Wattpad: I co-wrote the last chapter.

Fanfic: I will be selling copies at my tab, so stop by!

*at Fanfic's tab*

Tumblr: Thanks, Fanfic! So, how'd it go?

Fanfic: Read the last paragraph.

Tumblr: *reads it* OMG FEELS ATTACK!!!

Pinterest: You know, I've been thinking Tumblr. Yahoo and Google were enemies, now they're lovers. Firefox and Chrome were enemies, now they're lovers. And now Wattpad and Fanfic are enemies turned lovers. Does this mean you like Facebook?

Tumblr: What part of aromantic pansexual don't you understand?

Pinterest: Sorry, sheesh.

Wattpad: Hey, Fanfic. Just so we're clear, I love you, but if 1D walks through that door, we're over. Understand?

Fanfic: *rolls eyes* Understood. But which one would you pick?

Wattpad: No one said I'd have to choose!

Fanfic: *laughs*

Tumblr: I don't know why, but I feel disappointed.

Wikipedia: I know exactly why. They were your "crackship", but now that they're "canon", you don't have any joke ships. But might I remind you of a past ship called Chromeverbot?

Tumblr: Chromeverbot, hmm? *looks at Chrome and Cleverbot*

A/N This was probably one of the best episodes so far in my opinion. I don't know if I'll ever be able to top this.