Fanfiction.net and Wattpad are sitting in their nearby tabs both reading. A stack of notebooks sit on each of their desks, with titles like "1000 ways to annoy Fanfic"  and "Wattpad and Dobby: A Harry Potter Love Story"  Tumblr  and Instagram pop up over the side of the cubicle-wall-thingy, soon followed by Pinterest.

Tumblr: *sarcastically* Gee, how do you guys manage to be so nice to one another?

Fanfic: She started it!

Wattpad: And how did I start this?

Fanfic: You had to be a copycat, didn't you?

Internet explorer: I'm confused, who are you?

Wattpad: He means you.

Fanfic: Lol, no. He means you.

Internet explorer: Actually, I meant both of you.

Wattpad and Fanfic: WHAT?

Wattpad: Tut, tut, Fanfic! Must you be so short tempered? I, for one, am glad to introduce myself. Hello, my name is Wattpad. I work here as the best website for writing in all the internet.

Fanfic: And I'm Fanfiction. I'm the exact person Wattpad is trying to be.

Wattpad: She's joking.

Fanfic: Oh really? Name one way I'm not better than you.

Wattpad: I have more variety, more users-

Fanfic: How many?

Wattpad: 100 million stories, 40 million users-

Tumblr: Okay guys we get it! You hate each other! Big deal!

Wattpad: What do you want?

Pinterest: To help you! This feud has gone on too long!

Fanfic: Go away, please.

Instagram: No! It's time for some... CONFLICT RESOLUTION!

*several hours of semi-calm discussion later*

Tumblr: Ugh, this is hopeless.

Instagram: Don't give up! Chase your dreams and don't let anyone bring you down! <3

Tumblr: Shut up. There is only one way to settle this. *Capital voice* HAPPY HUNGER GAMES!!!!!

Instagram: No! We cannot have the Hunger Games. Unless...

Fanfic: Uh oh.

Instagram: STAR CROSSED WEBSITE LOVERS FROM DISTRICT-

Wattpad: *holding plastic butter knife to Instagram's throat* Don't. You. Dare.

Instagram: *makes weird noise in panic*

Pinterest: LET GO OF HER! Just so you know, I've been talking to someone from the Online Dating division and answering questions about them for an internet survey. She says they have a 97% compatibility.

Tumblr: What are the other 3%? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?

Wattpad: It might have something to do with the fact that we hate each other!

Pinterest: Nah, that's not it. 83% of her clients hate their partners.

Fanfic: How does she still have a job then?

Pinterest: Idk, probably Tumblr spams it with ships that work out.

Tumblr: BUT WHY NOT THIS SHIP? I CAN'T EVEN. LIKE, LITERALLY, I CAN'T. OTP. LIKE, SERIOUSLY- *dies*

Instagram: Is Tumblr okay?

Pinterest: Oh, she's fine. She's just drowning in a flood of feels. I'll call a janitor.

*Anti-virus software clears Tumblr off screen*

Fanfic: Are you done torturing us yet? I have work to do.

Pinterest: Like what?

Fanfic: Confirming Johnlock, what else?

Wattpad: Hey! Confirming Johnlock is my job!

Instagram: Calm down, there's enough Johnlock to go around!

Fanfic: NO THERE ISN'T!

*Fanfic and Wattpad start to wrestle. Fanfic has Wattpad in a headlock*

Instagram: Aw! They're fighting like an old married couple!

Fanfic and Wattpad: WE ARE NOT!

Instagram: Yes you are. Now, will someone please find us some fan art?

Tumblr: I've found someone! *walks back on screen with DevA*

Instagram: Who are you?

DeviantArt: My name's DeviantArt, but you can call me DevA.

Tumblr: DevA's an artist. She's been drawing awesome fan art since we were kids, so I figured she could help us with drawing Fanfic and Wattpad.

Instagram: Awesome sauce! Can I just take a selfie with each of them so you can draw them correctly?

Fanfic: Please don't.

DevA: Sure, I guess.

*Instagram takes 1,000 selfies*

Facebook: *crashes through ceiling* I SMELL SELFIES!

Tumblr: Not you again!

Facebook: Soooo... Whatcha gals doin?

Instagram: Wattpad and Fanfic won't confess their love for each other, so we're making fan art.

Wattpad: And Fanfic and me are sick of it.

Fanfic: *Fanfic and I

Wattpad: As if you're so perfect! "Dobby gazed into Wattpad's brown eyes and instantly fell in love. Wattpad blushed quietly." How the h*** does someone blush loudly?

Fanfic: Whatever. Still makes you look like you're in love with an elf.

Pinterest: Guys, new headcanon: Fanfic wore elf ears to Comic Con last year! It all fits!

Fanfic: I AM NOT A HOUSE ELF!

Pinterest: DevA, Draw her as an elf.

DevA: I could also do genderbent if you want.

Pinterest: That'd be perfect!

Wattpad: Please stop.

Pinterest, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, and DevA are all absorbed into conversation. Wattpad and Fanfic escape.

Wattpad: Thank god we got out of there. I could write a whole rant book on how annoying they are.

Fanfic: Y'know, I actually don't get why we even started fighting. I mean we're basically the same. Shouldn't we be friends?

Wattpad: Yeah, but competition and whatnot are always in the way. I also enjoy posting mean fanfiction of you.

Fanfic: Whatever. Let's just not fight. *looks around* but don't let them hear us say that. We'll be bombarded by even more disturbing fan art.

Wattpad: You're right. If you're human form looks like this, I'm scared to see what you look like as a MLP character.

Fanfic: I think I'd look pretty dang sweet.

A/N I know it's kind of early to ask this, but do you ship anyone? I hereby grant all readers shipping rights for this series! Just don't ship me with any of my characters. Also, the above drawing was made by my friend "Ree Ree" on Pinterest. The drawing is of Wattpad.