Episode 19: Fanfic's story (Part 2 of 3)

A/N Thanks for all the positive comments on Part 1!

Wikipedia has made copies of "A Chance Encounter" by Fanfic. He has spread them all over the office and many websites are reading. Tumblr walks over to him.

Tumblr: Give me one of those! *snatches book out of Wikipedia's hand* *reading* Wow. OMG. OH MY GOD! THIS IS AMAZING! *stands on desk* Emergency book club meeting. Now. Conference room.

Facebook: *rolling her eyes* It's so important she doesn't even need full sentences.

Tumblr: I can't believe I'm saying this, but you should come too. This might be relevant.

Facebook: *gasp* I have a great meeting place... But are you sure you're not just using me?

Tumblr: I'm not! Just show us the place.

Facebook: Fine.

Tumblr:  (yelling) PIN-VENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

*Pinterest, DevA, and Instagram show up and strike Avengers poses*

Instagram: We're missing Watt-eye and Captain Fan-merica.

Tumblr: Leave them. And bring your copy of A Chance Encounter.

Facebook: And where exactly do I fit into Pinvengers?

DevA: Ahh! Loki!

Tumblr: No, Loki is a misunderstood sinnamon role. Facebook is actually a jerk.

Facebook: Wow. You didn't swear at me that time. Okay, I'll attend your meeting.

Tumblr: You already agreed.

Facebook: I was lying.

Tumblr: Oh.

Facebook: Or am I still lying?

DevA: Just get to the point.

Facebook: Fine.

*they walk to an old conference room behind a bookshelf on the seventh floor*

Tory, Penny, and Iggy had no clue what had happened between Winifred and Fauna. They still shipped them, mostly as a joke, so  they tried to hold a meeting.

Sadly, there were no places unseen at the embassy. They'd asked everyone, Gulliver, Yasmine, even Benjamin, who got a little too big-headed for someone who didn't know the answer. Finally, Tory's enemy Faith could help them.

"Ugh, you? I'd rather be bodyslammed by John Cena while MMM Whatcha Say plays in the background, and kazoo kid blows his kazoo in my face!" Tory screamed.

"There you go with your memes again. I'll help you, but for a price of which I won't indicate at the moment." said Faith.

They walked into Faith's secret lair. It was a small room with a couch and lots of empty wine bottles.

"I don't clean here much."

Tumblr: This place is disgusting! What's that smell?

Facebook: Just don't look behind anything. Any cover your mouth and eyes, I need to apply a fresh coat of Febreeze. *febreezes everything*

Instagram: You can't just Febreeze your problems.

Facebook: Whatever. Uncover your faces now, it's over.

Tumblr: Anyways, Did you all read A Chance Encounter?? It was awesome!

Pinterest: I liked the character Penny. She seemed to have her life together.

Instagram: Yeah, but Iggy was the one who was truly #lifegoals

Pinterest: They're all #squadgoals.

Instagram: #GOALS

Facebook: Wait, I haven't read this yet. Let's see what you annoying little nerds are talking about... *reads* *gasps and jumps on couch* NO!

Tumblr: It's so amazing even Facebook likes it!

Facebook: *steps off couch and starts pacing* No, that's not it.

Pinterest: Well what is it?

Facebook: *stops* Bear with me because I don't know fangirl-speak, but what, uh, fandom is this based off?

Instagram: That's easy, if you look at the character aesthetics, it clearly states... *reads* *gasp* OMG

Tumblr: What are you talking about?

Instagram: What if our favorite characters aren't actually just like us, what if they are us?

Tumblr: I still don't get it? *reads**gasp* WTF!

Pinterest: I still don't understand.

Tumblr: Look, as much as this would be an awesome fanfiction for any fictional universe, it's about our office. Tory is me! Iggy is Instagram! Penny is you!

Pinterest: Really??!!

Tumblr: Faith is Facebook... Benjamin is Bing... Gulliver is Google..

Facebook: Mitchell is Myspace, obviously.

DevA: Why is it obvious? The only details we get are that Faith killed him?

Facebook: *gives Tumblr a look that tells her not to say anything*

Pinterest: Wait, with Tumblr's knowledge of fanfiction and Facebook's knowledge of people, we can decode this entire story!

*a few minutes later*

Tumblr: Okay, we've got everyone except Quinto and Winifred.

DevA: Quinto could be Quotev. It makes sense.

Tumblr:  Facebook, who do we have left in our office?

Facebook: Your mom.

Tumblr: Please.

Facebook: Fine, Wattpad.

Pinterest: Wattpad?

Instagram: Wattpad?

DevA: Wattpad?

Tumblr: WATTPAD? AS IN, WATFIC?

Facebook: I guess.

Tumblr: Wow. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

*meanwhile*

Fanfic: *getting back from lunch* Hey everyone, I'm back. *sees everyone reading A Chance Encounter* Oh heck no!

Wikipedia: Hey, Fanfic! Can I just say I LOVE how you described the unrequited love between Wilkes and Winifred? At the risk of sounding like Tumblr, I ship it.

Fanfic: SHUT UP! WHO SHARED THIS? I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL WHOEVER POSTED THIS!

Wikipedia: 'Twas me, Fanfic. 'Twas I.

Fanfic: *punches Wikipedia in the face*

Wikipedia: Rude.

Fanfic: *looks over at desk* Wait, the original copy is missing!

Wikipedia: What? Oh, yeah, I used it to make copies.

Fanfic: *facepalms* I don't think I want to know the answer, but exactly how many copies did you make?

Wikipedia: One for every person in this office. This truly is your best work yet.

Fanfic: I think I'm going to be sick.

Wikipedia: You can have your notebook back, though. Please finish chapter 4, I want to see how this ends!

Fanfic: *faints*

Wikipedia: Fanfic? Fanfic? Web MD, can you help her?

Web MD: (just entered) Oh no. She has... Fanfiction Cancer!

*Fanfic's dream sequence/Chapter 4*

Fauna and Winifred were eating lunch together with Tory, Penny, DelA, Iggy, and Quinto. They had gotten over whatever awkwardness had transpired, but still continued the nightly behavior of Fauna crying and Winifred regretting everything.

Tory: So then he was like, "You're our hero, Stanley!" And I was like, totally crying my eyes out. It was so sad!

Iggy: #nofilter #sadaesthetic

Winifred: Yeah, I love that episode, but- Wait, is that Wilkes?!

Fauna: What?

Winifred: Wilkes is on the balcony! That's seven stories up! Don't jump, Wilkes! You have so much to live for!

Fauna: Wait, he has Cronos with him!?

Winifred: Why would he-

Winifred's comment was interrupted by a sickening scream from Cronos. Wilkes had tossed him over the edge, leaving him to plummet towards the ground. A revolting crunch signified the end of the young moderator's life. Wilkes fled the scene.

Fauna: *runs over*

Tory: I know CPR!

DelA: And how exactly does that work on broken necks?

Tory: I was just letting everyone know.

Fauna: There has to be something we can do! *tries everything to get Cronos back to life*

Winifred: I don't understand. Why would he do something like this?

*group of trainees walking to lunch, Wilkes is at the front*

Wilkes: *stops* Oh my god... Fauna killed Cronos!!!

*end chapter/sequence*

Pinterest: What're we gonna do?

Tumblr: I don't know.

Facebook: I can paint myself rainbow colors.

Tumblr: That accomplishes nothing.

Facebook: At least I'm coming up with ideas!

Tumblr: I mean, I kind of suspected she liked girls, but Watfic actually being canon is just...

Facebook: It was a joke?

Tumblr: No! I really shipped it. It was... I thought...

Facebook: It's like when you were a kid and really wanted a pony and a cell phone and a TV for Christmas, but then you got them, and you were bored within 3 weeks.

Tumblr: We had very different childhoods, but yeah, basically.

Facebook: Their their.

Fanfic: (laying on the ground, half awake) *There

Tumblr: Fanfic? *runs over*

Pinterest: Fanfic? What's wrong?

Fanfic: They know. They all read it, so they know.

DevA: Know what?

Facebook: Fanfic, we know you like girls, and we accept you! You don't have to live a lie anymore!

Fanfic: *sits up* Seriously? I came out two years after I got this job. Does nobody remember that?

*they all shake their heads no*

Fanfic: Be more observant.

Tumblr: Sor-ry! At least people don't call you a psychopath when you explain who you like. *cough*aromantic pansexual representation*cough*

Fanfic: But anyways, they all know it. Watfic is possibly canon. I leaked my own spoilers. What do I do?

Tumblr: Here's the plan: We host the hunger games...

Instagram: NO! If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: NO HUNGER GAMES!

Tumblr: (pouting) Why not? *stomps foot*

Pinterest: Bake a cake! Or better yet, I'll bake the cake.

Fanfic: It's no use. I think she probably already knows and feels so awkward.

DevA: You already told her?

Fanfic: No. But since Wikipedia spread my personal fanfiction everywhere in the office, I'm guessing she's made the conclusion. Any sensible person would.

*Tumblr, DevA, Instagram, and Pinterest stare at the ground, Facebook looks smug*

Facebook: Where is Wattpad, anyway? My location tracking software can't find her.

Fanfic: Idk, Tumblr, did you take my calls when I went to get lunch?

Tumblr: There was a rumor concerning the fate of Doctor Who! You can't expect me to ignore that!

Fanfic: Whatever. I'll just check if there's anything now.

Answering machine: Hey, Fanfic? The snow's really bad out here, and my car is kind of... stuck. Don't worry, Everyone else took a different car, but I need you to drive me back to work. Also, we need to talk. *end of message*

Tumblr: Welp.

Facebook: I guess she's stuck on the road.

DevA: Ya think?

Instagram: Uh oh guys. Wikipedia must have overheard the message because he's going to get her now.

Tumblr: No! Wattpedia isn't even that good a ship name! You have got to go to her, Fanfic!

Fanfic: But what do I say?

Instagram: Speak from the heart, honey. Be yourself.

Fanfic: Thanks, guys. But take this.*hands over notebook identical to hers* Google made it for me. It automatically copies anything I write, so you can finish my story. *puts on hat and coat* See ya, guys.

Pinterest: Good luck!

Tumblr: Make your shippers proud.

Fanfic: Don't worry, I will. *leaves*


A/N ASDFGHJKL I SHIP IT SO MUCH!!!!

Sorry. I know it's really unprofessional for me to ship my own characters, but ASDFGHJKL!!!

Anyways, did you like the chapter? Who do you ship: Watfic or Wikipadia/Wattpadia/Wattpedia?

Updating next week, with the shocking conclusion: FANFIC'S STORY PART 3 OF 3!!!!

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