Episode 16: The Superbowl
A/N Since this was written before Superbowl 50, I have no idea who won and honestly probably don't care. For those of you who are not from America, the superbowl is a sporting event for American football each year that gets way too overly hyped up. This episode is just a few scenes I thought up, but isn't really plotted out. Enjoy!
Bing: What's going on here?
Google: We're watching the superbowl.
Bing: At work?
Google: Pinterest wanted to plan a party.
Pinterest: Want me to pull up a chair, Bing? I spray painted them team colors!
Google: That's washable, right?
Pinterest: Oops.
*national anthem*
Tumblr: Booooooring!
Yahoo: The game hasn't even started yet!
Tumblr: *makes text post* I can't believe Yahoo dragged me here! I don't even like this sport! So, who would win: Black or Orange? I pick orange XD.
Yahoo: Would you at least move your feet over?
Tumblr: Whatever.
Instagram: Why couldn't we watch Puppy bowl instead? It's so cute! (A/N There is also a channel that recreates the superbowl with puppies. America is weird.)
Facebook: Go Panthers! If you don't win, I'll make Myspace haunt you all!
Myspace: *floating in the background* she's not joking! I have awkward selfies! BooOoo...
Tumblr: I think I'm starting to ship it...
Facebook: DON'T!
Myspace: I can retrieve your deleted awkward fanfiction!
Tumblr: Whatever!
Google: According to my calculations, there is a 15% chance of rain for today, but otherwise the weather is perfect.
Yahoo: Set that calculator down and relax a little!
Google: Never!
Instagram: Omg- I painted my nails in the team colors! #aesthetic
Tumblr: *sigh*
*theme song*
*first quarter*
YouTube: *screaming* TOUCHDOWN!
Google: YouTube, what the he** are you doing?
YouTube: Filming a react video, duh!
Google: That sounds interesting. Can I make one?
YouTube: Only if you pay me $100 for every view you get.
Google: That's insane!
Yahoo: *kicks Facebook, who is sitting on the ground* Go talk to him.
Facebook: *gets up* *grabs YouTube by the ear* We need to talk.
YouTube: Ow!
*In another room*
Facebook: Why won't you let people make react videos?
YouTube: They can! They just have to pay me first.
Facebook: Why?
YouTube: I copyrighted the word react, duh!
Facebook: But react is just-
YouTube: Money, please.
Facebook: *pulls a dollar bill out of her hair* But that word is commonly used.
YouTube: I don't want to be sued, and I don't want people stealing my content!
Facebook: Just let the people have their word. Take it from the girl who tried to copyright the word "face" once.
YouTube: Fine. I'll think about it.
*back on the couch*
Tumblr: *creates new react meme*
Twitter: #Panthers #Broncos #football #Superbowl #2016 #Superbowl50 #...
*commercials*
*hilarious and/or depressing commercials that I haven't seen yet*
Tumblr: *squints at screen*
Yahoo: Sure, now you pay attention!
Tumblr: I'm scouting out future memes.
Facebook: *making out with chair*
Tumblr: Okay...
YouTube: I think my viewers will be interested in this.
Yahoo: Facebook, what are you doing?
Facebook: Showing my future ex boyfriend what he's missing.
Twitter: #Wastehistime2k16!
Facebook: Twitter gets it.
Twitter: I get it!
Tumblr: I don't get it.
Facebook: YOLO!
*second quarter*
Tumblr: *typing* And then Myspace looked at Facebook with his cold, dead eyes, and instantly fell in love. She loved him more than chair, which says a lot.
Yahoo: What are you writing?
Tumblr: Nothing!
Twitter: #Twitter #TieGame #Tumblr #Fanfiction #FaceSpace #Bored...
YouTube: Why are you sitting on my head?
Twitter: BRB I'LL BE LIVE TWEETING THIS ON YOUTUBE!
Tumblr: So that's what that lyric means!
*half time*
Tumblr: BEYONCEEEE! COLD PLAYYYYYYY! OMGGGG!
Yahoo: So you like every part of this except the football?
Tumblr: Basically.
Instagram: Who's winning?
Google: *team name*
Instagram: Go *team name*!
Twitter: Might I interest you in a frickin poser started pack?
Instagram: Nobody likes you anyway since Buzzfeed exposed your new algorithmic time line.
Twitter: Ouch.
Facebook: *dancing to single ladies*
Tumblr: Why are you dancing to single ladies?
Facebook: Chair dumped me!
Twitter: That jerk! *jumps up and starts kicking chair* TAKE THAT! SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU ANYWAY!
Facebook: Twitter, stop! It was a joke!
Twitter: Oh, yeah... I knew that. *sits back down*
*Third quarter*
Tumblr: I could be watching Doctor Who right now.
Facebook: Shut up!
Tumblr: Make me.
Facebook: Reichenbach fall.
Tumblr: *cries*
Facebook: Cool! I'll have to remember that one!
Tumblr: *sobs* Johnlock *sobs*
Facebook: Okay, this is actually more annoying.
Tumblr: HE WAS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO JUMP!
Facebook: *sigh*
Instagram: Wait, *team name* is now in the lead. I need to change my nails!
Twitter: Isn't this the fourteenth time you've done that?
Instagram: Whatever!!
YouTube: Tumblr.
Tumblr: What?
YouTube: You know how in DHMIS people ship the sketchbook with the clock?
Tumblr: Yeah?
YouTube: And they call it Padlock?
Tumblr: Yeah?
YouTube: Well, how do we know the "locks" in Johnlock and Padlock aren't the same?
Tumblr: *realization* *throws book at YouTube*
YouTube: *ducks*
*fourth quarter*
Google: The odds of Denver winning are *insert odds*
Facebook: Wow. Sooo interesting.
Tumblr: For once I actually agree with Facebook. I'm bored. I'm so bored I can't even text post! I had to Rickroll instead!
Pinterest: Wow! 40 gluten-free cookie recipes! *opens email* Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Tumblr: *halfheartedly* Never gonna run around and desert you.
YouTube: Wait, are they-? They're gonna win! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!
Tumblr: *sarcastically* Amazing.
YouTube: *jumps off couch* THEY WON! AAAAAH!
Yahoo: Well that was fun. Tumblr, will you get my coat? It's time to leave.
Tumblr: Master has given Tumblr her coat?! Tumblr is free!
*everyone leaves*
A/N So, how many of you are watching the superbowl? Who are you rooting for? I mostly don't care, but if the Broncos win, my math teacher will be happy and might not assign us homework. So, bye!
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top