Episode 16: The Superbowl

A/N Since this was written before Superbowl 50, I have no idea who won and honestly probably don't care. For those of you who are not from America, the superbowl is a sporting event for American football each year that gets way too overly hyped up. This episode is just a few scenes I thought up, but isn't really plotted out. Enjoy!

Bing: What's going on here?

Google: We're watching the superbowl.

Bing: At work?

Google: Pinterest wanted to plan a party.

Pinterest: Want me to pull up a chair, Bing? I spray painted them team colors!

Google: That's washable, right?

Pinterest: Oops.

*national anthem* 

Tumblr: Booooooring!

Yahoo: The game hasn't even started yet!

Tumblr: *makes text post* I can't believe Yahoo dragged me here! I don't even like this sport! So, who would win: Black or Orange? I pick orange XD.

Yahoo: Would you at least move your feet over?

Tumblr: Whatever.

Instagram: Why couldn't we watch Puppy bowl instead? It's so cute! (A/N There is also a channel that recreates the superbowl with puppies. America is weird.)

Facebook: Go Panthers! If you don't win, I'll make Myspace haunt you all!

Myspace: *floating in the background* she's not joking! I have awkward selfies! BooOoo...

Tumblr: I think I'm starting to ship it...

Facebook: DON'T!

Myspace: I can retrieve your deleted awkward fanfiction!

Tumblr: Whatever!

Google: According to my calculations, there is a 15% chance of rain for today, but otherwise the weather is perfect.

Yahoo: Set that calculator down and relax a little!

Google: Never!

Instagram: Omg- I painted my nails in the team colors! #aesthetic

Tumblr: *sigh*

*theme song*

*first quarter*

YouTube: *screaming* TOUCHDOWN!

Google: YouTube, what the he** are you doing?

YouTube: Filming a react video, duh!

Google: That sounds interesting. Can I make one?

YouTube: Only if you pay me $100 for every view you get.

Google: That's insane!

Yahoo: *kicks Facebook, who is sitting on the ground* Go talk to him.

Facebook: *gets up* *grabs YouTube by the ear* We need to talk.

YouTube: Ow!

*In another room*

Facebook: Why won't you let people make react videos?

YouTube: They can! They just have to pay me first.

Facebook: Why?

YouTube: I copyrighted the word react, duh!

Facebook: But react is just-

YouTube: Money, please.

Facebook: *pulls a dollar bill out of her hair* But that word is commonly used.

YouTube: I don't want to be sued, and I don't want people stealing my content!

Facebook: Just let the people have their word. Take it from the girl who tried to copyright the word "face" once.

YouTube: Fine. I'll think about it.

*back on the couch*

Tumblr: *creates new react meme*

Twitter: #Panthers #Broncos #football #Superbowl #2016 #Superbowl50 #...

*commercials*

*hilarious and/or depressing commercials that I haven't seen yet*

Tumblr: *squints at screen*

Yahoo: Sure, now you pay attention!

Tumblr: I'm scouting out future memes.

Facebook: *making out with chair*

Tumblr: Okay...

YouTube: I think my viewers will be interested in this.

Yahoo: Facebook, what are you doing?

Facebook: Showing my future ex boyfriend what he's missing.

Twitter: #Wastehistime2k16!

Facebook: Twitter gets it.

Twitter: I get it!

Tumblr: I don't get it.

Facebook: YOLO!

*second quarter*

Tumblr: *typing* And then Myspace looked at Facebook with his cold, dead eyes, and instantly fell in love. She loved him more than chair, which says a lot.

Yahoo: What are you writing?

Tumblr: Nothing!

Twitter: #Twitter #TieGame #Tumblr #Fanfiction #FaceSpace #Bored...

YouTube: Why are you sitting on my head?

Twitter: BRB I'LL BE LIVE TWEETING THIS ON YOUTUBE!

Tumblr: So that's what that lyric means!

*half time*

Tumblr: BEYONCEEEE! COLD PLAYYYYYYY! OMGGGG!

Yahoo: So you like every part of this except the football?

Tumblr: Basically.

Instagram: Who's winning?

Google: *team name*

Instagram: Go *team name*!

Twitter: Might I interest you in a frickin poser started pack?

Instagram: Nobody likes you anyway since Buzzfeed exposed your new algorithmic time line.

Twitter: Ouch.

Facebook: *dancing to single ladies*

Tumblr: Why are you dancing to single ladies?

Facebook: Chair dumped me!

Twitter: That jerk! *jumps up and starts kicking chair* TAKE THAT! SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU ANYWAY!

Facebook: Twitter, stop! It was a joke!

Twitter: Oh, yeah... I knew that. *sits back down*

*Third quarter*

Tumblr: I could be watching Doctor Who right now.

Facebook: Shut up!

Tumblr: Make me.

Facebook: Reichenbach fall.

Tumblr: *cries*

Facebook: Cool! I'll have to remember that one!

Tumblr: *sobs* Johnlock *sobs*

Facebook: Okay, this is actually more annoying.

Tumblr: HE WAS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO JUMP!

Facebook: *sigh*

Instagram: Wait, *team name* is now in the lead. I need to change my nails!

Twitter: Isn't this the fourteenth time you've done that?

Instagram: Whatever!!

YouTube: Tumblr.

Tumblr: What?

YouTube: You know how in DHMIS people ship the sketchbook with the clock?

Tumblr: Yeah?

YouTube: And they call it Padlock?

Tumblr: Yeah?

YouTube: Well, how do we know the "locks" in Johnlock and Padlock aren't the same?

Tumblr: *realization* *throws book at YouTube*

YouTube: *ducks*

*fourth quarter*

Google: The odds of Denver winning are *insert odds*

Facebook: Wow. Sooo interesting.

Tumblr: For once I actually agree with Facebook. I'm bored. I'm so bored I can't even text post! I had to Rickroll instead!

Pinterest: Wow! 40 gluten-free cookie recipes! *opens email* Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

Tumblr: *halfheartedly* Never gonna run around and desert you.

YouTube: Wait, are they-? They're gonna win! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!

Tumblr: *sarcastically* Amazing.

YouTube: *jumps off couch* THEY WON! AAAAAH!

Yahoo: Well that was fun. Tumblr, will you get my coat? It's time to leave.

Tumblr: Master has given Tumblr her coat?! Tumblr is free!

*everyone leaves*

A/N  So, how many of you are watching the superbowl? Who are you rooting for? I mostly don't care, but if the Broncos win, my math teacher will be happy and might not assign us homework. So, bye! 

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