Pinterest: Guys, is it true it's Wikipedia's birthday tomorrow?

Internet explorer: He told me it was February 32nd.

Tumblr: First of all, why do you even care about that loser? Secondly, Internet Explorer, what the heck is wrong with you? Just... I can't even think of a way you could think that's remotely true.

Internet Explorer: Sorry

Pinterest: I wanted to do something special for his birthday. You don't turn 21 every day!

Facebook: Well  maybe you don't...

Tumblr: *laughs* There is no way that he is only twenty-one. He's been here for almost fifteen years.

Internet Explorer: Really? He told me he'd been here for five.

Tumblr: *sighs* Internet Explorer, how old are you?

Internet Explorer: Forty-six.

Tumblr: And how many years have you been working here?

Internet Explorer: Twenty.

Tumblr: You were there when it was his first day! Now tell me, was he eight months old?

Internet Explorer: That doesn't even go along with the math you've been using.

Facebook: So does your face!

Twitter and YouTube: *slide around the corner* BUUUURN!

Pinterest: This place is a mess.

*theme song*

Wikipedia: 50 year anniversary coming soon!

Tumblr: That doesn't make any sense at all! If he'd been here fifty years, he'd have been here before the internet!

Wikipedia: Who says I wasn't?

Tumblr: Basic human logic, Wikipedia. You're  not fooling anyone.

Wikipedia: This is the internet! We don't pay attention to logic!

Wattpad: *putting up a poster of NASA's new zodiac signs* He's got a point. I'm not even sure if this is actually from NASA. What the heck is a Ophiuchus?

Tumblr: Wait, I'm Capricorn now? FRICK YEAH, UNICORN FISH OR WHATEVER THE HE** A  CAPRICORN IS!

Wikipedia: I'm still an Illuminati squid and I always will be. Later haters! *attempts hair flip*

Facebook: That looked like a really ugly and sad version of me.

Tumblr: Getting back to what we were talking about before non-existent zodiac signs-

Wattpad: But it's from NASA-

Tumblr: Nope. Anyways, we need to assemble a kick*** squad in order to track down all this information about Wikipedia's true age. Facebook, you be the distraction.

Facebook: Why do I have to be the distraction?! *pouty face*

Tumblr: Because nobody will look at any of us. Wattpad, you'll help me go through records of website IDs. Pinterest-

Pinterest: I am the fairy squad mother!

Tumblr: You're in charge of snacks. Twitter, you're in charge of the door.

Twitter: Why do we even need someone in charge of the door?

Tumblr: Because if you mess up, I can yell "Twitter Katchadourian, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!" (A/N Twitter's last name is not Katchadourian, it was an MPGiS reference.)

Facebook: Why do you get to be the ring leader?

Tumblr: Because I attempted to rob this place once, the biggest crime any of us has committed unless someone wants to come clean? *cough*murderer*cough*

Facebook: *rolls eyes*

(on screen text) 10 p.m. that night.

Tumblr: Okay, the heist. Everyone knows the jobs. Yes, Pinterest?

Pinterest: What do I do? I already got you guys snacks.

Tumblr: Pinterest, you are co-in charge of the door with Twitter.

Pinterest: Yay! I like being co-in charge!

Tumblr: Okay, hands in ladies. 1... 2.. 3... EXPLOIT WIKIPEDIA'S REAL AGE! *everyone except Pinterest and Twitter go inside*

Twitter: *phone buzzes* Wait... OMG! Pinterest, you stay here. People aren't liking Jennifer Lawrence anymore! *runs off*

Pinterest: I guess it's just me, then. *sits alone in silence for a few minutes*

Google: *walks over*

Pinterest: Hey! Google!

Google: Oh, uh, hey Pinterest!

Pinterest: What are you doing here?

Google: I forgot some paperwork.

Pinterest: Before you go inside, can I ask for something?

Google: Sure.

Pinterest: How old is Wikipedia?

Google: He's worked here for fifteen years, so that would make him... 32.

Pinterest: Thanks!

*Google walks away*

Tumblr:  *walks out door looking disheveled* OMG you would not believe what I just had to go through. There wasn't even a file for Wikipedia!

Pinterest: That's okay. Google just told me he's 32.

Tumblr: You mean, after all I went through,

*zooms out*

Tumblr: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

*Wikipedia sits by himself crying into a cardboard cutout of Joe Biden*

Wikipedia: I'M OLD! *cries*

Child: Hey! Let go of my unicorn!

Wikipedia: *stares at child* *whispers* she knows...

A/N That episode was very short. Like, 729 words short.

Happy Birthday Wikipedia!

BYE!