MORE Things I Realized and MORE Things I Don't Understand
In the Chunin Exams Arc, the written test starts. But before that, they were explaining the rules. I'm actually confused, why aren't these rules transmitted into the applications? But you know, nevermind. So once the test starts, Sakura sees Naruto's struggling and she thinks,
"Awe, tough luck for Naruto. Written exams are definitely not his strong point"
OKAY LOOK PEOPLE! JUDGE ME!
I could honestly care LESS if this is comical humor, I hate to see how she finds Naruto's pain so amusing.
"Teams will pass or fail according to the total scores of all three members", says Ibiki. Moments later we see Sakura slamming her forehead on the table. HAHA! Not so funny now, is it Sakura? Now we see everybody taking the tests and this is what REALLY confused me! How did Kankuro even prepare and plan for this written exam? Nobody knew it beforehand... And then Kiba uses his dog, Akamaru, to cheat on the test. Wha--
HOW?!
He is boy walking around with a DOG on his head, how did he NOT get caught?! I mean look at this guy, HE'S NOT EVEN WHISPERING! Shino's cheating technique would be qualified but I mean come on now, he's the ONLY person IN this room...talking to a bug. When Hinata asks Naruto to copy off of her paper, if you analyze her paper you'll see that Hinata answered EIGHT OF THE NINE QUESTIONS! CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT EVEN SASUKE ADMITTED HE COULDN'T DO THIS....
Okay, okay. Hear me out, the time this test started was 3:30, then the last time we got a look at the clock in the episode, it was 3:50. So yeah, Hinata just nearly accomplished a S-Rank exam in nearly 20 minutes. AND YOU PEOPLE HATE ON HINATA. Also, using our obvious logic of the exam, the first two questions were absolutely RIDICULIOUS not to mention they get harder as they go..so Hinata really just completed 8 REALLY difficult questions at that time. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN CHEAT, OTHER THAN THE FOLLOWING:
-SASUKE
-ROOKIE NINE
-TEAM GUY
-EVEN HER OWN COMRADES
.....HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HINATA?! Then we see Ino possess Sakura, meaning she was feeling the pressure as she was going to hand over the answers to Shikamaru. Yes, Hinata haters, Sakura didn't cheat but she was TEMPTED to cheat, also meaning she was under the pressure as well. The auidence never really sees HOW or IF Hinata cheated by getting her answers, but knowing her shy and honest personality, she would admit that she cheated. Also, Hinata couldn't copy off of anyone's back because her AND Naruto were sitting in the front of the room, and she wasn't sitting besides anyone EXCEPT Naruto. Basically Hinata just BREEZED through this test...
How SMART are you Hinata?!
Look Hinata Haters, you really have to comprehend her personality. Why would she give Naruto wrong answers? She would never do something that bad to dishonest herself. So that must mean she rechecked her answers and got them correct.
Bruh....Hinata sure would beat me in college ;-;
I also remember when the Episode fooled us into thinking Naruto would quit. Though we haven't seen much of Naruto's determination, just a little bit of his determination means alot throughout the series. I mean just a simple motivational word for Naruto and he'll act like he's ALREADY Hokage!
But then Naruto slams his hand on the table. So Naruto raises his hand..to tell them that he's not going to raise his hand? Basically?
Then there's one of the most BAD ASS NARUTO GIRL!
ANKO MITERASHI!!!!
Okay, so when Anko cuts Naruto's whiskers, didn't she lick his face in the manga? Then there's that weird little tongue stretch thingy that Orochimaru does. Okay this cannot be a normal ability! Since Anko worked with this disgusting man, shouldn't she already know that that fake looking Grass Ninja WAS Orochimaru in the first place?!
"I have one thing to say. Just don't die!", says Anko. LOL! Since when have you cared if these kids died? XD To me, the only kids she specifically cares about is Naruto and Sasuke since I've been paying attention to her thought and dialogue!
And actually now that I really think back to the Chunin Exams, since both Neji and Hinata had access to their Byakugan couldn't they have just used it to see which scrolls were given to which team? You know what? I'm not gonna start on that because sometimes the plotline in this show is stupid anyways.
I kinda hate it how people say Neji is a jerk. Here NaruHina fans, if you NaruHina fans hate Neji, look, NEJI and PEIN were one of the most supporting character for Naruto's and Hinata's relationship. That's ACTUALLY why Neji died! Yeah, besides the jumping in the way and getting hit by the Ten Tails thingy, but I mean the reason behind that! If you haven't seen Pein's attack on Konoha [ lol reminds me of Attack on Titan xd ] you'll see how Naruto literally turns into a damn raging legendary Pokemon just seeing Hinata 'die'.
Okay, I had to let that out, I am so sorry. Anyways, there goes that part when Naruto is about to use the restroom in front of Sakura and Sasuke. Look people, once again, I know this is for comical humor but this is a SURVIVAL test Sakura! You could DIE! You shouldn't have let Naruto out of your sight like that. Seriously, throughout this WHOLE Chunin Exam, it seems like the adults could really care less about these kids' safety. As we move on, we see Naruto get eaten by a snake and have a weird little death scene. No, he didn't die nor WOULD he, they just gave him one for effect which I think is extremely stupid considering the fact that the WHOLE Naruto fanbase knows [ well should know ] that he has a giant fox in his belly! Plus I really kinda don't like how the origin of Naruto just has so many dang recaps! During episode 29, this recap was 4 minutes, and if you do the math thats technically 20% of time taken up out of that one episode. Yeah I can understand the recaps in Pokemon because come on, you're dealing with over 2,000 types of Pokemon, INCLUDING legendary! Of course your gonna need a dang recap! But 20% taken out of one episode?! I HATE RECAPS.
Not to mention flashbacks! In episode 38 of Naruto, it was just pack loaded of flashbacks! So think about it! 20% of time taken out of the episode for a recap, then 30% more of flashbacks?! WHAT IS THE MORAL BEHIND THESE EPISODES?!
So now, we see Naruto getting sealed by Orochimaru because you know... Kyuubi : /
"Sasuke! Do something!", Sakura yells. Why can't YOU please do something?! He literally tried to lead you AWAY from danger! At least you could do is help Sasuke! Then Orochimaru drops Naruto.
( Sakura's Thoughts AFTER Naruto Was Sealed )
'There's no way Naruto would survive that fall!'
Oh sweetie, he probably would have, don't worry about that.
( Sakura Trying To Make Sasuke Do Some Sh!t ):
"At least... he's not standing there! At least--he's not a coward!"
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?! YOU STOOD THERE TOO!! Okay, as Sasuke beats the crap out of Orochimaru, Hey Sakura! Could you maybe like, go get Naruto before he falls?! Because at least we know you at care just a little bit in this series! So after Sakura is being inconsiderate and watches Sasuke, by not bothering to check on Naruto:
( After Sasuke Got The Cursemark ):
"NARUTOO! Sasuke's hurt! NARUTOO!!"
And you guys wonder why we think Sakura dislikes Naruto -_- Look, I know she's calling out Naruto's name [ FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRRRRR ], but remember she's only doing that FOR Sasuke. And WHY particularly are you calling his name?! You didn't even bother checking on the guy! A seal does a lot of damage Sakura! WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN TEACHING IN THE ACADEMY? JUST SHADOW CLONES?! If Naruto actually was close to his death, he would probably be dead by now considering the fact that you HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO HAVE THE NERVE TO GET HIM DOWN, WHILE YOU WERE JUST SITTING THERE DOING NOTHING!!!
So we're just gonna timeskip to the episodes when they survived the Forest of Death [ actually it always occured to me, Why in the world is there a Forest of Death AND a minefield INSIDE the village of Konoha?! ] and things start happening all over again. So of course we have the annoying thing that I mentioned... but does Naruto dream count as a recap? As he starts to wake up, Choji and Shikamaru just bop Naruto on the head extremely hard! It's kinda weird to see how Naruto and Shikamaru become another great friend pair after all a jerk Shika has been to this orphaned kid. Then we see Sakura hitting Naruto in the face for a punch, I DO NOT care if that was meant for humor! Sakura, this guy has been unconscious for HOURS...
STOP HITTING HIM!!
( While Ino Fixes Sakura's Hair ):
[STOP! Before we continue, I KNOW you didn't have a comb, a brush or even a pick on you Ino, but could you at least NOT fix Sakura's hair with a kunai?]
"You sneaky little troll...hugging him [ Sasuke ] like that" - Ino
"Haven't you heard the expression all fair, love, and war?" - Sakura
Okay Sasuke really isn't that type to fight over guys. [ Plus, no I don't like Sasuke in that way. I like Shisui, mkay <3 ]. And why are you acting like you two are in private?! Some people can hear better than others, ya know?
I haven't really said this yet but I DO NOT understand anime. It's just filled with so many accidental frames, and it's kinda annoying. I mean yeah there are anime's out there like Tokyo Ghoul, One Punch Man, Pokemon and Yu-gi-Oh that look extremely perfect and have LOTS of experience but no matter how much experience you may have for illustrating an anime, you WILL have accidental animation errors. Everyone makes mistakes. And also I get vexed [ look it up ] when people keep saying that Naruto's anime looks better than the manga. IT'S MANGA! IT'S HAND DRAWN! I like manga for a majority of reasons, especially since we can see the author draw his or her own art. Anime can be so ridiculous at times and it gets irritating! For examples, while Team 7 escaped the Forest of Death, Sasuke specifically said,
"I'm going to get water"
But as the frame zooms out, we see the river was RIGHT next to them and Sasuke wasn't in the frame. WTF ANIME.
Another example of this is that, during the night, we see Kabuto risk his life for Naruto. I am officially CONFUSED! Why does he need to do something like that? Orochimaru doesn't need Naruto alive, Naruto isn't the core of his plan. It is Sasuke. Also, Naruto's life wasn't even in any danger, why did you jump in the way? Another thing is, Kabuto doesn't NEED Team 7 to take an interest to him. Actually, if Naruto died this would make Sasuke feel weak and powerless. Which would speed up the process to attack the village and the ties wouldn't have to get in the way. THIS IS TO FOOL AUDIENCE COMPLETELY! I DO NOT CARE IF I'M OVER PROCESSING THIS! THIS PLAYS NO PART IN THE NARRATIVE.
Then the next episode comes....
2 minutes of RECAP! WTH MAN
Okay then we see Kabuto rescue Sasuke from a incoming kunai, now THAT made sense because Sasuke is the main core to his plan, he's actually the full purpose of it. Once again during that fight when the ninja attempted to steal their scroll, Sakura did nothing during that fight.
What also annoyed me about Naruto is that MAJORITY people thought Sasuke's cursemark was a bruise. My question..HOW?
Then after meeting the conditions of the Second Exam, Naruto gets worked up and excitited.
"Oh shut up!", says Sakura Hurano. Oh Sakura just let the man celebrate! He has every right too considering the point you three just survived a SURVIVAL TEST. I really honestly think that people in Naruto take these comas too seriously, especially with the 15 second pauses. Also, speaking of Survival Tests, did you know the Chunin Exams were basically the Hunger Games? Because basically they are letting CHILDREN fight wars for their leaders while the leaders themselves and the rich watch and including GAMBLE on their percentage of their survival. The Third Hokage said so himself guys.
The Chunin Exams: May the Odds be Ever in Your Favor
Now we're skipping again to when the battle of the Chunin Exams Preliminarties start to commence, and they explain the rules [ SERIOUSLY, WHY AREN'T THESE RULES EXPLAINED BEFOREHAND!? ] and Sakura starts talking about the curse mark. Yes, TALKING. No, they were not whispering. Why didn't they just pull Sasuke from the exams and just protect him?! And you can honestly tell that they were not whispering because the adults just stood there, watching ever so quietly.
"Take Sasuke out of the exams and hand him over to the Black Ops and let him keep him locked up" - Anko
WELL THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU ANKO! YOU ARE APPARENTLY THE ONLY ONE IN THIS SERIES WHO HAS FUNCTIONING BRAIN APPARENTLY.
Plus Kakashi and Anko [ well more of Anko ] was YELLING this conversation, and yet not even Sasuke himself heard this?!
"I'm going to..tell them about that mark", says Sakura. Sakura, you're input wasn't needed nor did this scene make ANY sence! Anko was YELLING! How did you not hear this?! You're input Sakura and this scene made NO COMPLETELY LOGIC WHATSOEVER! Not to mention you weren't even whispering?! TenTen was RIGHT BESIDE YOU!--
Let's not forget about this random Sound Ninja who CLEARLY says, "Orochimaru orders" in a VERY close distance to EVERYONE!!! Kakashi or Kiba should've at LEAST heard the word 'Orochimaru'! Lee was the CLOSEST! HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR THI---
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This plotline is stupid.
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