Requested By: MrToasty

1) Making Sakura a Mary Sue

In some fanfics that I read, people have made Sakura a OP girl so many times, it's practically revolting. I'll name an example,

"The Akatsuki's Little Cherry Blossom"

Or whatever the title was. Okay so.. first off, it says,

"She's a newborn goddess"

The what the fuck is she doing on Earth then? I mean Kaguya, that's like...a WHOLE different story. I'm actually confused, how the hell is she a newborn goddess? How does she even have this much power?

"She can control all elements. Her voice can heal and destroy."

NIGGA, WHY IS SHE SO OP?! SHE'S ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD!

Besides, people throughout Naruto who want to make their ambitions become reality, they strive and practically fight for power! Madara was indeed strong, but he also had to strive to obtain the powers of a God.

A person cannot be BORN with such power. Kishimoto did not make the series like this, and I don't think he would improve of this even if it was a fanfiction.

And then she calls herself Cherry Blossom. 

I just....wow.

Um...wow.

Wow.  Cherry Blossom... it's so cringe.
Look if you're gonna make Sakura strong, make it fair!
Majority of people HATE Mary Sues. Then the other fucked up part about it is that some people will make the canon character OP when she's really not.

2) Sakura Thinks She Gets Over Sasuke

Are you guys really telling Naruto all over again?

3) Sakura Joins the Akatsuki, And Sasuke Feels Guilty

OH THE IRONY.

This is what always pissed me off about this fanfiction. Once Sakura joins the Akatsuki, she doesn't see Sasuke. Sasuke was IN the Akatsuki. And since when does Sasuke feel guilty about this?

Why does Sakura ALWAYS have to join the Akatsuki?! Why can't you guys ever think outside the box, and imagine Sakura creative her OWN rogue ninja group?!

Another problem with this is that, Sakura would not be accepted into the Akatsuki. I think some of you may be like,

"Well why did Orochimaru join the Akatsuki then?!"

Um.

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I mean he's a Sanin, so..? And actually, thanks to Orochimaru and Kakuzu, Hidan was forced into the Akastuki. The only reason Sakura would be a member, is to steal intel from her and then stab her in the back.

Basically a Sasuke move! :D

4) SAKURA GOES AGAINST SASUKE

OH HELL. XD

COME ON. DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE FLAWS OF THIS?! IT'S SO CORNY!!!

4) Konoha High

Um. I'm actually okay with modern school scenario. Konoha High, Kakashi's a pervy reading-teacher, Jirayia/Anko teaches sex education, Tsuande fusses at almost everyone...

That's alright ^^

The only problem is,

They don't fulfill the characters personality EXCEPT for Sakura and Sasuke. Naruto doesn't even act himself!

The characters are acting like some jacked up, cranky OC. We see Hinata yelling sometimes in some fanfics.

It's like Road to Ninja, except that every main character is an OC

If you're gonna make a AU, make it right please.

5) Weeaboo Words

Oh my goodness I see SO many fanfics of these. It's ridiculous.

Now I understand the following words:

- San
- Kun
- Chan
- Kami
- Manga
- Bento
- Kudosai

But..using other terms such as:

- Usagi
- Yatta
- Itai
- Etc.

Is a bit much. And it gets annoying. Now I understand if it had something to deal with ACTUAL Japan, and ACTUAL Japanese culture, but no. It's not about that.. it's about.. *cringe* SasuSaku. (( That ship does make me cringe, I'm not even trying to lie ))

6) Authors Making Sidenotes on Why They Wrote The Book

Most authors [ that I'VE experienced ] like this ship because their boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with them, and they were crushed, etc. Etc.

And they see Sakura 'maturing' from Sasuke, and their like,

I'M OFFICIALLY A SASUSAKU FAN! :3

Okay that's like going to Japan and you speak Russian and since you don't even know about Japan or its own culture, you think, all because you moved there, you officially call yourself Japanese.

No.

I understand that Sakura loved this guy endlessly, followed him blindly, and forced her affection upon him and you guys accept this but...

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT REASON.

And please...

Please don't say you only got into the ship because it's canon. That's corny to me. Corny = cliche.

7) Bad Grammar

You all must realize all because the book has an interesting cover or book title, that doesn't mean it's cool.

8) OC

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OC'S IN THESE FANFICTIONS?! WHY CAN'T ONE OF THE CANON CHARACTERS PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN THEIR 'RELATIONSHIP'?

BESIDES, KISHIMOTO EVEN SAID THERE WAS NO SPECIFIC REASON THIS SHIP WAS CANON.

10) IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

IT'S SO FRUSTRATING I HAVE TO UNDERLINE IT

☆ BONUS ☆

11) CORNY/CLICHE PLOTLINES

Isn't it a shame how I loath SasuSaku but I have several interesting plotlines. That DO NOY require anything corny?