Guess who's back, back again

Cloe's back, tell a friend

I'm back bitches

🌻 Whats your favorite Harry quote?
I'm just gonna go with ~what would you be if you weren't a singer~ a Virgin, bc otherwise I will have a mental breakdown trying to choose

🤡 Whats your opinion on Eleanor & her rElashinship with Louis?
I don't think Elounor is real, nor do I think it ever was. I think her and Louis have a working companionship, and are actually friends. (Although sometimes he resents her for what she stands for) I think she's actually a nice person and I DO NOT think we should hate on her. The only problem I actually have with Eleanor is the whole iM oN a LeAsH incident, but other then that she doesn't seem too bad. 🤷‍♀️

👽 What would be the name of One Direction's next album?
I'd rather be anywhere, anywhere but here

🍉What do you think 1D would he doing if they weren't famous singers?
Harry: *cue beauty papers video*
Niall: Maybe like a restaurant owner or something idk he just seems super chill and loves food
Zayn: artIST ARTIST ARTIST 17475728/10
Louis: millionaire ceo (what was that baby? *gets out shiny red Mercedes and pulls off $3000 shades*)
Liam: A mechanic to show off his big buff daddy muscles
(I took some of these answers off another fic so I don't take credit 😊)

🥀 Which songs by 1D do you think are about Larry?
If I Could Fly, Love You Goodbye, Happily, and Perfect, although I'm sure their feelings for one another inspired a lot of the other songs they wrote

💗When did you discover 1D? Tell your story <33
I AM A HIATUS STAN. Yes, I discovered 1D recently, and I resent that fact every day. But anywho, here's how it happened. When lights up dropped it showed up on my recommended. I didn't really know who harry was and had never listened to his music before. But I became obsessed with the song as well as the rest of his album when it came out. I started watching vids of him on YouTube and found out he used to be in a band (something my ignorant ass hadn't known before) And little by little I was sucked into this crazy fandom.

Also- I had actually already listened to almost all of Louis' solo music without knowing who he was, which I thought was hilarious when I found out

🤠 Whats your favorite Louis quote?
- a wall is a wall
- obviously there's no truth to it oBviOusLy
- well well well
- well what do you bring Liam? NO HAIR
- and id marry you harry. Because it rhymes.
Just a few 🥰

🤞Where were you and how did you react when you heard Zayn was leaving the band?
Hiatus stan... haha

🎆 Give a few fanfic recommendations! What are your favs?
Here are the rest of mine (:
Write Me A Song (a quick read, barely any angst, like a long, well written one shot to boost your mood)
17Black (I stg if they don't update-)
You Put The O in Disorder (very interesting au, bottom!harry, mpreg)
Bitter Sweet And Strange (beauty and the beast but Larry)
Baby Heavens In Your Eyes (my first fanfic 🥺 bad boy harry au)

💚 Whats your favorite iconic 1D moment/interview?
Dude idk. Like fuck this is so hard. There are SO MANY. *panics* I mean one of mine is the interview they did on the... ummm.... Graham Norman (is that how you say it? *prepares to be dragged in the comments but is too lazy to look it up*) show. With the funny comedian and never have I ever. Even though Zayn wasn't there ):

Now for some would you rather!!

🙈 Would you rather go golfing with Niall or paint with Zayn
Painting with zayn. Like just imagine you doing a shit job but him being the angel he is and saying it's good anyway. Haha... don't mind me I'm just gonna cry in the corner here

🥳 Would you rather be in a video diary or a lilo water fight?
Video dairy. Niall and I would watch Larry fond over one another together and eat nandos

💋 Would you rather 2010 1D or 2014-2015 1D?
On one hand 2015 1D were so daddy I would have been wet on a daily basis if I stanned then, but in 2010 they were just so happy and young like-
I guess 2010

🥝 Would you rather Louis flip you off or Harry blow your a kiss?
Louis flip me off

👨‍❤️‍👨 Would you rather have Larry come out or have a 1D reunion?
Reunion. We already know larry is real 😌 And I would love to watch them all interact and make new music again, especially cuz I never experienced it

💀 Would you rather Harry's prince hair or Zayn's one strand?
Fuck

🏖 Would you rather pale perky harry or tanned goddess harry?
Imagine pale perky harry with his rosy cheeks so full of his daddy's cum- sorry I'll leave now
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(FYI to all the top!harry stans who hate me rn, I am pro versatile!larry I just like toplinson a bit more...)

👻 Would you rather cry to If I Could Fly or Fools Gold?
Why did I make these questions so hard for myself

🍭 Would you rather go to the San Siro concert or get the infinity music video?
San Siro.... don't hate me pls 😔

Okay imma do some meme thingys now cuz WhY nOt

Louis' legs stretched are the same length as Harry's bent can I die

Harry asking his parents to move in with Louis at 16:

Anti: Larry is bullshit, Louis said it himself
Sane, logical person: he also said he didn't like tattoos but look what happened
Another person with more then 1 brain cell: They're all over Louis, just like Harry was last night

Remember this? Yes, I love causing you guys payne 😈

My personal favorite:

One Direction witting songs
Liam: I like this melody
Louis: fuck this melody we should use the lyric "but I wanna tell em, tell em your mine"
Harry: too gay bro pal
Louis: your right, your right, lets add "girl" to the end

Louis: so how do y'all people like you sleep every night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Harry:
Harry: Louis.
Harry: ITS FOUR O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Louis: you cant sleep huh? Is it because of the blanket?

*dips crumpet into holy water*

And for the final part of this chapter

*bows* thank you and good night