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I was thrown into a cell with Cutlass. "Hey, Antasma!" said a familiar voice. I turned to see Risky, and my eyes popped out of my skull for a few moments. 

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"What?!" she questioned. I thought to myself, "This beats the skull bra by a mile!" Risky looked at herself and rolled her crimson eyes, then said, "This princess outfit is NOT my style. We're breaking out of here!" Cutlass whispered, "I'll have my crewmates stage a distraction! I've got a walkie-talkie here!" I whispered, "They won't listen to an equally ranked member! Gimme that!" I took the walkie-talkie, and shouted, "THIS IS FIRST MATE ANTASMA SPEAKING! EVERYONE ON DECK! GRAB YOUR WEAPONS AND HEAD OVER HERE NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I'LL PERSONALLY MAKE YOU SEASICK ONE BY ONE LIKE I DID WITH THOSE TWO TINKERBATS! CAPTAIN'S ORDERS!" At that, they started towards the temple, killing guards as they infiltrated the place. Eventually, I saw a Tinkerbat with the keys to the cell, and he pulled out a scimitar to bat the key into the hole. DIRECT HIT. I thanked him by giving him breakout style points. Risky grinned and asked, "You okay, Antasma?" I said, "I'm completely fine. Now let's get outta here." I then took Risky's hand and she blushed a bright magenta. "I apologize if I embarrassed you, Captain. Now then, let's go back to the ship."

(Back on the ship... After defeating Risky's former boss, "The Pirate Master"...)

There was a banquet held in my honor for saving Sequin Land, and ALMOST everyone attended. I asked Bolo, "Where is Risky?" Bolo shrugged and said, "She's planning something, I think that she let the whole town know, but it's supposed to be a surprise."

(At sunset...)

I got dressed in a tuxedo that Cutlass and the other Tinkerbats were wearing. Shantae saw me and exclaimed, "Sweet genies! Antasma, what are you WEARING?!" I saw Shantae, Sky, and Rottytops tied up in Tan Line Temple clothing and said, "How am I supposed to know?! I got ordered to wear this, come to think of it, these are STYLISH!" I looked around and saw a piano, flowers, and a clergyman. But my train of thought was interrupted by Cutlass, who said, "Silence!" and whispered to another Tinkerbat, and that Tinkerbat cracked his knuckles.

The captain's quarters burst open, revealing a lavender-skinned woman with long purple hair, eyes like rubies, and a dark heart in Tan Line Temple clothing and a see-through white summer dress, her head with a white veil, patterned with skulls. I put two and two together... Oh... Oh, my... I shouted, "OH, FRICK! AM I GETTING MARRIED?!" I never thought that my dream come true was happening! I was shaking completely out of nervousness, and I almost fainted. Nosebleeds and sinuses filled my nasal cavities, I wasn't ready yet! But I swallowed my pride, nervousness, and jittery legs. I decided to let her know who's the best... "First Mate" around! (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) I said, "We both know how this ends, Sir, so... I do. And the same will end up for Risky, as well."

Risky grinned. "Serves my first mate right. Very observant, as usual." Everyone else was kinda jealous that I knew Risky for as long as three to four days. I said, "Sorry, but my wife is really attractive! Anyone want some food?" THAT snapped them out of it! Everyone went to the cake table, and I cut the first slice, then handed it (the fork and the plate) to Risky. "I don't vandalize my wife's face," I said to the crowd before turning to Risky. "That'd just piss you off, Captain, and I don't want that."

Risky said, "I'm going legit from here on out! No more pillaging and plundering!"

(8 years later...)

Me: And so ends the story of how I met your mother, NightShadow.

NightShadow the Darkrai: Wow, Dad. You must have made an impact on Mother. I'm proud of you.

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!

Me: Can't end a fanfiction of mine without Viger's face!