*Early one morning*

Taurus: *Yawns* *Stretches* *Rolls out of bed onto the floor* *Gets up* *Stumbles out of her room, munching chips* *Noises are coming from Pisces's room*

Cancer: *From Pisces's room* ...Ooh, the clown fish is eating a lot! It must like this new food!

Pisces: Awesome! I'll write that down, usually I have trouble getting it to eat enough.

Cancer: That might be because the other fish are faster... look, they don't like this kind as much.

Pisces: Look how much Charlie is eating!

Cancer: Wow, he must have been hungry.

Taurus: *Listens for a moment, and then leaves* *Walks down the hallway towards the other's rooms.

Gemini: *From his room* ...look, I get that you love your lion statues, but they're yours and you need to keep them in your room.

Leo: *From Gemini's room* I'm not even the one who moved them, I swear! I just wake up every morning and they're gone! I was pretty sure you were the one stealing them, actually...

Gemini: Ew, no, why would I want your lion statues in my room? Those things are creepy.

Leo: Like they're any more creepy than that giant mirror on your wall.

Gemini: Don't insult my precious mirror. It comforts me.

Leo: That is true, it does have two exceptionally fabulous people standing in it right now.

Gemini: Really? I only see one...

Taurus: *Walks away, down the stairs, through the sitting room, into the kitchen*

Libra: ...look, we have this conversation litterally twice a day. I'm getting sick of it.

Capricorn: The easiest thing to do would to just let me make breakfast. I agreed that you could take dinners.

Taurus: *Digs through the fridge, eating chips*

Libra: You made it yesterday, so I make breakfast today.

Capricorn: You were at chorus practice. Of course I was going to make dinner.

Libra: Yes, and now it's my turn. Get out of the kitchen.

Taurus: *Pulls out a roast chicken from the night before*

Capricorn: It's not fair that I should be peanalized because you had chorus practice.

Libra: How are you being peanalized? I'm offerering to make it up for you!

Capricorn: Yeah, but you're using it as an excuse to claim my mornings. Look, I do mornings. Go back to bed and get some sleep, you were up late last night.

Taurus: *Sets up a plate, eats the roast chicken*

Libra: I'm not tired.

Capricorn: Not my problem.

Libra: Look, you're the one who's always complaining about being tired. Go back to bed.

Taurus: *Cuts off a drumstick*

Capricorn: I only do that to avoid other people.

Libra: Cap!

Capricorn: What?

Libra: *Shakes her head* You're hopeless.

Taurus: *Has finished all the chicken, goes back into the fridge for more*

Virgo: *Walks in, followed by Aquarius* You're at it again?

Capricorn: I do mornings-

Taurus: *Eating mashed potatos*

Libra: But I missed last night-

Aquarius: Aww look at them arguing like a married couple.

Libra & Capricorn: WHAT???

Taurus: *Eating green beans*

Virgo: *Facepalms* Aquarius...

Aquarius: Don't say you weren't thinking it.

Taurus: *Eating noodle soup*

Capricorn: Look, do you want any breakfast Aquarius? Because you can either talk or eat with that mouth. Not both.

Aquarius: Jeez okay.

Taurus: *Having six post-breakfast desert cupcakes, and then wanders into the pantry*

Virgo: I'll make breakfast. If you guys keep arguing about it it'll never get done.

Aquarius: Yeah, poor Taurus had to feed herself.

Libra: Huh? What do you mean?

Capricorn: Taurus hasn't come down yet.

Aquarius: What are you talking about, she's right-... well I thought she was there.

Virgo: You're imagining things. *Opens the fridge* Cap, what did you do with the leftover chicken last night?

Taurus: *Wanders out of the pantry, and walks back up the stairs*

Leo: *Runs past* AHHHHHH

Saggy: *Chasing Leo* GET BACK HERE

Taurus: *Wanders down the hall*

Gemini: How are you so good at darts?

Aries: *Blindfolded* I'm a natural

Taurus: *Ducks under Aries's dart, passes Gemini and Aries*

Gemini: I just don't get it...you throw them even better than when you can see.

Aries: Just don't question it.

Taurus: *Wanders up to the den*

Saggy: Give it back.

Leo: I don't have it!

Saggy: Someone took it!

Leo: What would I even do with your basketball???

Taurus: *Goes over to the easel, dobs on some paint*

Saggy: Unless... Geini might have it... *Runs out*

Leo: ... *watches Saggy* *Shakes head and leaves*

Taurus: *Watches for a moment, then leaves and heads out.*

*The doorbell rings*

Taurus: *Meanders downstairs*

Aries: *Runs past Taurus on the stairs* *Answers the door* Hi!

Scorpio: What's up loser

Taurus: *Walks into the sitting room eating chips*

Aries: What did you just call me?

Scorpio: Loser

Aries: *Growls*

Virgo: *Arrives in the sitting room, and pulls Aries away for the door* Hi Scorpio. What's going on?

Scorpio: I left my book here during the element war.

Taurus: *Rearrages the cushions for more comfort*

Aries: You can read?

Scorpio: Yes actually, despite language being invented by morons.

Virgo: Sure, you can go get your book. Come on in.

Aries: I'll padlock the food.

Virgo: Why are you being so rude?

Aries: She called me a loser.

Scorpio: *From up the stairs* You are a loser.

Aries: *Growls* *Is restrained by Virgo*

Taurus: *Leaves, and goes back up the stairs*

Gemini: *Runs past Taurus down the stairs* AHHHHH

Saggy: I KNOW YOU HAVE IT *chasing Gemini*

Taurus: *Walks upstairs, past Leos room*

Scorpio: *Walks out of Leo's room carring a lion statue*

Taurus: *Walks past the rooms around the hall to the library*

Aquarius: *Runs past Taurus dribbling a basketball* AHHHHH

Saggy: I'LL KILL YOU *chases Aquarius*

Taurus: *Walks into the den*

Cancer: ...it really does remind me of the ocean, Pisces, we'll make a painter of you yet!

Pisces: I'll never be as good as you.

Cancer: I'm sure you will. It's just a matter of practice.

Pisces: Exactly! I'm an unmotivated slob!

Cancer: *Laughs* Well, I can't help you there. *Notices Taurus* Oh, hey Taurus! What have you been up to this morning?

Taurus: *shrugs* Nothing interesting. What about you guys?