Hey there, this chapter is about how I think the zodiacs would react to coronavirus pandemic.  It's a standalone, the coronavirus doesn't exist in my universe and won't be referenced in future chapters.

Stay safe!

Gemini: *Walks in* Hey Leo, how's it-

Leo: STAY AWAY FORM ME YOU PLAGUE BEARING MONSTER *Runs out*

Gemini: ...what?

Aquarius: He's been watching the coronavirus news and he's terrified because your cousin's uncle's dog's vet went to china six years ago.

Gemini: Okay, that's fair I guess.

Leo: *Walks back in with a tape measurer* Okay everyone, this tape measurer extends six feet. This is how close everyone is allowed to get to me.

Aries: *Steps past the tape measurer*

Leo: *Laughs nervously and steps back*

Aries: *Grins evilly*

Leo: *Turns pale*

Aries: WAHAHA I'M INFECTED *Starts chasing Leo*

Leo: *Runs* AHHH STAY AWAY FROM ME

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Cancer: *Opens the closet* *Is caught in an avalanch of 10000 rolls of toilet paper* What...?

Pisces: Ok so everyone was talking about a shortage and I kind of panicked.

Gemini: ...TOILET PAPER ROLL FIGHT

Pisces: GUYS NO-

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Cancer: *Opens the pantry* Why is there all this food in here?

Taurus: Oh, I bought all of that yesterday.

Cancer: *Sighs* Taurus, I know things are weird right now and we want to stay safe, but hording only decreases the amount of food that's going to be availiable to other people.

Taurus: What?

Cancer: You know, with the pandemic, we can't horde.

Taurus: Wait, what pandemic?

Cancer: ...

Cancer: ...

Cancer: Never mind, enjoy your food.

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Virgo: *Walks into school* *Looks around* Why is no one here?

Taurus: Oh, apparently there's some kind of a pandemic going on.

Virgo: So?

Scorpio: So no one's wasting their time in school, stupid.

Virgo: That's ridiculous. We can't allow education to suffer in times of crisis.

Capricorn: *Investing his money in the internet*

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Libra: *Knocks on Capricorn's door* Cap?

Capricorn's door: What is it?

Libra: I know you don't really watch the news so I'm just giving you an update, everyone's reccommending social distancing so we're going to be using a six foot rule.

Capricorn: Okay, I've got it. No touching, no hugging, no getting in people's space?

Libra: Yeah, basically.

Capricorn: This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Libra: ...Cap!

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Aquarius: Hey

Aquarius: Scorpio

Aquarius: Scorpio

Aquarius: Scorpio

Scorpio: what

Aquarius: Ok so you know how people are wearing masks because of the virus?

Scorpio: yeah

Aquarius: I'm gonna wear my batman mask to school tomorrow and no one can stop me.

Scorpio blocked your number

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Taurus: *Walks into the room* Hey guys, you know how there's a pandemic going on?

Pisces: Yeah?

Taurus: Apparently there's a pandemic going on!

Pisces: Holy crap!

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Saggy: guysguysguysguysguys

Pisces: whatwhatwhatwhatwhat

Saggy: They cancelled school because of coronavirus! Woo!

Virgo: They did what??

Saggy: WOOO

Virgo: This is terrible! How are we going to take tests and things?

Saggy: WOOO

Pisces: Wow this is getting serious. *Frowns* I hope fish can't catch coronavirus...

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Aquarius: *Walks into the room* Hey Ge-... why is money everywhere?

Gemini: Capricorn made about a billion dollars off of buying zoom stock.

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Libra: Okay everybody listen up! We've all potentially been exposed and don't want to infect each other, so that means social distancing. This means that we have to have a schedual for bathroom times.

All: *Groans*

Libra: So, the house has four bathrooms, plus the two in the pool locker rooms. We're going to need pairs of people to share a bathroom.

Saggy: *Grabs Aries* Dibs on the one connecting to the master bedroom!

Pisces: Ah, dangit.

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Drawing lots*

Cancer: Taurus and I will take the one on the first floor.

Libra: So I'll take the one in the girl's locker room.

Gemini: *Gets the short lot* Ah, dangit. Pisces, want to take the main one on the second floor?

Pisces: Sure!

Virgo: Capricorn and I will take the one near the kitchen.

Leo: Wait, that means Aquarius and I get the locker room bathroom?

Libra: Yeah.

Aquarius: ...permenant pool party!

Libra: Wait no that will just spread germs.

Aquarius: Ok fair. Guys, Leo and I are hosting a paper boat sailing race in the pool in an hour.

Gemini: Epic.

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Capricorn: So we got second?

Aries: You cheated.

Capricorn: We completely followed the given rules of the competition.

Aries: You used sneaky advanced rule-following cheating techniques.

Capricorn: ...I see.

Virgo: She's just mad her boat sank.

Aries: That was Saggy's fault!

Saggy: Wait, how did you know I stuck rocks in it?

Aries: ...

Saggy: ...heh

Aries: Dude?!?

Saggy: Ok I thought it would be really epic if our boat was a submarine.

Leo: Hey, our boat was epic and it was a submarine!

Saggy: Shut up Leo you only won because Aquarius made a motor out of origami!

Leo: Yep! I love group projects!

Cancer: I still can't figure out where he got the gasoline from...

Pisces: Don't feel bad Sag, our boat sank too and it didn't have any rocks in it.

Libra: But that was becaues Gemini jumped on your boat...?

Gemini: *Soaking wet* Worth it.

Taurus: Our boat didn't win, but we were the ones with victory snacks, so hah.

Cancer: *Absentmidedly eats a cookie*