Taurus created a chat

Taurus added Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Saggy, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces to the chat.

Gemini: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Gemini: Gemini is cool

Gemini: Thank you for your time.

Cancer: Hey, I just had a great idea! Do you guys want to go to the beach?

Saggy: DID SOMEONE SAY CAMPING???

Cancer: ...no?

Saggy: Oh, right.

Cancer: Who's coming?

Saggy: Me!

Pisces: Me!

Aries: Will there be sharks?

Cancer: I mean, maybe?

Aries: Awesome I'm going to ride a shark.

Virgo: And I'm going to be on the opposite side of the beach from Aries.

Aries: Pfft wimp

Virgo: Wimp with no broken arms.

Capricorn: Nope.

Libra: Cap, you have to come, you Saggy and I are the only ones with liscences.

Capricorn: Virgo has a permit.

Virgo: I also have an outdated glasses perscription.

Capricorn: Fine.

Gemini: Hold on, Saggy can drive?

Saggy: Yeah?

Gemini: Why does this terrify me?

Saggy: Because it definately should?

Gemini: Ah, that must be it.

Leo: I shall be there!

Gemini: I shall also be there!

Taurus: Sure thing dudes

Scorpio: Nope not coming.

Aquarius: Ice cream.

Scorpio: There is this neat thing called a "store".

Aquarius: Free ice cream.

Scorpio: Tempting, but no.

Leo: Free ice cream, and a chance to beat up Aquarius in person!

Scorpio: ...alright.

Aquarius: Wait, what?

Leo: Sorry

Cancer: That's everyone! Great!

Aquarius: Dude I thought we were friends

Leo: Nah I just borrow your stuff occasionally.

Aquarius: I feel so betrayed!! At least Gemini, my true friend, will always stick by me.

Gemini: Nah I'm with Leo on this

Aquarius: *Runs away sobbing*

Scorpio: Okay you know what I'm just going to start kicking people who do dumb stuff.

Scorpio kicked Aquarius from the chat

Leo kicked Scorpio from the chat

Leo: HAH!

Aries kicked Leo from the chat

Aries: Heh

Virgo kicked Aries from the chat

Libra: Wait, Virgo, did you just kick someone?

Virgo: It had to be done.

Capricorn kicked Virgo from the chat

Libra kicked Capricorn from the chat

Gemini: What is going on??? The responsible ones are kicking people???

Libra kicked Gemini from the chat

Pisces: Okay this kicking war is way worse than usual

Libra kicked Pisces from the chat

Cancer: Someone kick Libra before she kicks everyone

Taurus: Guys Virgo stole my phone

Libra kicked Taurus from the chat

Libra: No he didn't

Cancer: Wait, this is Virgo?

Libra kicked Cancer from the chat

Libra: No

Libra: Wait, is anyone left?

Saggy: Yeh. Virgo, you can pick up your official "crazy squad" membership badge at the front desk.

Libra: Mmh

Libra: How about

Libra: No

Libra kicked Saggy from the chat

Cancer added Aries Taurus Gemini Leo Virgo Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius and Pisces to the chat

Virgo: Hi, this is Libra, I'm on Virgo's phone. Changing my name to "Libra"

Libra: Much better

Gemini: NO ONE ADD VIRGO

Aries: >:)

Aries added Libra to the chat

Libra kicked Aries from the chat

Libra changed their name to "The real Libra"

The real Libra kicked Libra from the chat

The real Libra kicked Saggy from the chat

The real Libra kicked Aquarius from the chat

Cancer kicked The real Libra from the chat

Cancer added Aries Libra Saggy and Aquarius to the chat

Aries added The real Libra to the chat

Cancer kicked The real Libra from the chat

Cancer kicked Aries from the chat

Cancer: If anyone adds EITHER of them back, I'm kicking you.

Cancer: Can we try to focus on this AMAZING beach trip we're planning? :)

Pisces: HEAR HEAR

Leo added Aries to the chat

Scorpio kicked Leo from the chat

Scorpio kicked Aries from the chat

Cancer: Thanks Scorpio! :)

Scorpio: My pleasure

Aquarius added Leo to the chat

Scorpio kicked Aquarius from the chat

Scorpio kicked Leo from the chat

Gemini: Okay I know I'm going to do it eventually, so just fill me in guys?

Gemini left the chat

Cancer: Saggy, you're the only crazy one left. Are you going to do anything?

Saggy: I'll be good

Saggy: PSYCH

Saggy added Aries to the chat

Scorpio kicked Aries from the chat

Scorpio kicked Saggy from the chat

Cancer: I swear, I'm switching to emails...

Pisces: So, beach trip?

Cancer: Right. We have three drivers, and three cars, so we'll just split up into groups and meet there.

Capricorn: Hold on, since when do we have cars?

Pisces: Shh don't question the plot holes

Taurus: Guys a wall just fell down next to me, is that normal?

Cancer: Libra, Capricorn, any preferece about who you take?

Capricorn: I don't care as long as Gemini Leo and Aquarius don't all get put in my car.

Libra: I'll take Gemini if that helps

Capricorn: That does not mean I an volunteering to take the other two

Libra: Too late >:)

Capricorn: I should have seen this coming

Libra: Love you too :)

Pisces: EW NO PDA

Taurus: I can go w/ Libra n stoof

Pisces: I'm kidnapping Cancer and we're jumping in Saggy's car

Cancer: That's what I let him think

Capricorn: Oh, wait, can I not have Aries either?

Libra: Aries can go in Capricorn's car

Capricorn: ... I should have just not said anything

Cancer: Who's left?

Scorpio: Just me and Virgo

Cancer: Any preference? It's between Saggy's car and Libra's car.

Pisces: JOIN OUR CAR

Pisces: IT'S THE BEST CAR

Pisces: WATER SIGNS ROCK

Scorpio: Water signs don't rock. Earth signs rock. Water signs water.

Pisces: Ew, logic.

Scorpio: That said, I can't argue with water sign superiority. I'll go with you guys.

Libra: Great! Meet you guys outside the house, I'm going to go steal my phone back.

Libra left the chat

Cancer: I'll send everyone a copy of the info

Pisces: BEACH TIME WOOOOO

Scorpio: Is it too late to switch cars?

Taurus added Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo The real Libra Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius and Pisces to the chat

Taurus named the chat Beach carpool group chat

The real Libra changed their name to Libra

Libra changed their name to Virgo

Pisces: Wait, why are we doing another group chat? This is the third one today?

Virgo kicked Pisces from the chat

Virgo added Pisces to the chat

Pisces: VIRGO

Virgo: Haha, just kidding. I'm done with that for now.

Aries: I'm not

Virgo: Don't even think about it.

Aries: What, so it's okay when you do it and not me?

Virgo: Yes

Aries: Hm

Aries: Fair

Gemini: Virgo are you okay? You're acting really weird today. I'm concerned.

Virgo: I'm in a weird mood

Virgo: Note that when I am in a weird mood, I engage in harmless pranks such as kicking people from a group chat rather than FILLING THE ENTIRE FIRST FLOOR WITH SPRINKLES.

Aries: Okay phew it's the real Virgo I was getting worried.

Virgo: I have other personality traits than "responsible"

Aries: Yes you're also "smart" "goody-two shoed" and "boring"

Leo: GUYS GUYS GUYS

Aquarius: WHAT WHAT WHAT

Leo: LET'S HAVE A KICKING WAR

Leo: CARS ARE THE TEAMS

Leo: LAST ONE STANDING WINS

Leo: Drivers aren't playing.

Cancer: Oh, right, that's why Saggy Libra and Cap haven't said anything.

Aries: Not that Cap ever says anything.

Capricorn: Hey!! Rude!!

Pisces: WHAT DUDE FOCUS ON THE ROAD

Aquarius: Nah, Leo, stole his phone.

Pisces: OH THANK GOD

Scorpio: Kicking war starts... now.

Scorpio kicked Leo from the chat

Scorpio kicked Aquarius from the chat

Aries kicked Virgo from the chat

Scorpio kicked Aries from the chat

Cancer: Wait, Scorpio just kicked an entire car.

Scorpio: yup

Capricorn: PSYCH

Capricorn added Leo to the chat

Scorpio: Crap I forgot about him

Leo added Aries to the chat

Leo added Aquarius to the chat

Pisces kicked Taurus from the chat

Gemini added Taurus to the chat

Scorpio kicked Leo from the chat

Aquarius added Leo to the chat

Gemini kicked Aquarius from the chat

Pisces kicked Taurus from the chat

Cancer kicked Gemini from the chat

Aries kicked Saggy from the chat

Virgo kicked Aries from the chat

Capricorn added Leo to the chat

Scorpio kicked Capricorn from the chat

Leo kicked Scorpio from the chat

Cancer kicked Leo from the chat

Cancer added Scorpio to the chat

Virgo kicked Cancer from the chat

Virgo added Taurus to the chat

Taurus added Gemini to the chat

Cancer kicked Libra from the chat

Taurus kicked Pisces from the chat

Cancer added Pisces to the chat

Pisces kicked Taurus from the chat

Scorpio kicked Gemini from the chat

Virgo kicked Pisces from the chat

Cancer kicked Virgo from the chat

Cancer: I think we won?

Pisces: Yeah

Cancer: Let's not add anyone back :)

Pisces: YEA H WOO WE HAVE OUR OWN PEROSNAL GROUP CHAAAAATTTTTT

Cancer: ...

Pisces: Pls don't kick me

Cancer: >:)

Pisces kicked Cancer from the chat

Pisces: HAH! I PREEMPTIVED YOUR PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!

Pisces: WOO

Pisces: K I'm bored bye

Pisces left the chat