Studying

Virgo:  Okay guys, we really need to study for this exam.

Gemini:  We have a test???

Virgo:  *Facepalm* Weren't you listening in English?

Leo:  Wait!  Virgo!  What does instubstantiatingishable mean?

Virgo:  You are going to fail this test...

Taurus:  I could use a snack... *wanders away*

Libra:  I don't get this.

Aries:  It's a personal pronoun.

Saggy:  No, it's a possessive pronoun!

Aries:  Uh, personal.

Saggy:  Possessive!

Aries:  Personal!

Saggy:  Possessive!

Aries:  PERSONAL!

Saggy:  POSSESSIVE!

Aquarius:  Guys, let's try not to get too personal or I may have to be possessive about the study materials.

Gemini:  OOH!

Aries:  PERSONAL YOU STUPID IDIOT!  *Jumps over the table and attacks Sag*

Cancer:  *Hides under the couch to avoid the fight*

Scorpio:  What are you doing here?

Cancer:  *Screams and runs away from the couch*

Scorpio:  Heh heh heh

Capricorn:  *Solving Pi*

Pisces:  Ooh, there's a fish tank here! *Watches the fish*

Virgo:  Can we please try to concentrate?

Cancer:  I cannot concentrate with Scorpio lurking under the couch.

Leo:  Why is Scorpio under the couch?

Cancer:  I DON'T KNOW OKAY?   I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS RIGHT NOW AND I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT! *Hugs Pisces for comfort*

Leo: ...

Aries:  *Flips a table* IT'S PERSONAL

Saggy:  NO IT'S NOT *Punching Aries*

Libra:  Guys let's not fight-

Aries & Saggy:  *Punching each other*

Pisces:  *Trying to crawl into the fish tank*

Aquarius:  *Talking to Capricorn* ...so you see, dragons must be real or else how can you explain the scorch marks on twenty-six trees in northern Hampford county?

Capricorn:  Mm-hmm.  *Not paying attention*

Me:  *Crashes through the window* Hi guys!

All:  ...

Virgo:  Who are you?

Me:  I'm the author!  Smile for the camera!

Leo:  Wait, we're on TV?  HI I'M LEO!

Me:  It's an expression.  Soo, we just wanted to introduce you guys!  These are the zodiacs!  Now byeee enjoy your studying!  *Disappears*

All: ...

Taurus:  *Walks back into the room* What the heck happened to my window?


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