*At Gemini's mansion a few days later*

*The doorbell rings*

Gemini Libra & Capricorn:  *Answer the door*

Aries:  Hi!

Capricorn:  *Tries to shut the door*

Gemini:  *forces the door open* Hey Aries!  Come on in!

Aries:  *Walks into the house* Nice place, huh?

Capricorn:  Yes, and we'd like it to stay that way.

Libra:  *Elbows Capricorn in the stomach*

Capricorn:  *Doubles over in pain*

Gemini:  So, what's up?

Aries:  Oh, I was wondering if I could crash here for a while.

Capricorn:  Absolutely not.

Libra:  Capricorn!  Don't be rude!  Of course you can stay with us, Aries!

Aries:  Thanks dudes.

Gemini:  What happened?  I thought you had an apartment.

Aries:  Uh...

=FLASHBACK=

Aries:  *spraypainting on the wall of the apartment "landlordz suckz lolz"*

Landlord:  *Chasing Aries away with a hatchet*

=END FLASHBACK=

Aries:  Bills.

Gemini:  Well, you can totally stay here as long as you want!  It's a big mansion.

Aries:  Thanks, man!  Here, I'll pay you back.  *Hands them a piece of paper*

Libra:  What is this?

Aries:  An autographed photo of Calvin and Hobbes!

Gemini:  Wow!  In perfect condition!

Capricorn:  *Facepalms*

Gemini:  Here, I'll show you your room.  *Leaves with Aries*

Libra:  Why is it you don't like Aries?

Capricorn:  I seem to remember her hijacking my uber and using it to chase after a runaway bus for six hours.

Libra:  Ah, so that's where you guys were...

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Virgo:  Okay!  Thank you all for coming to book club!

Taurus:  Where are the snacks?

Virgo:  We just got here.

Taurus:  I'm hungry.

Virgo:  Jeez okay, they're in the kitchen.

Taurus:  Thanks dude.  *Walks out*

Virgo:  So, what were you thoughts on chapter one?

*Leo and Pisces exchange a glance*

Leo:  We were supposed to read chapter one?

Virgo:  *Facepalms* Of course.

Pisces:  Oh.  Oops.

Virgo:  Okay, so this is what happened... *explains chapter one*

Leo:  Sooo... no bar fights?

Virgo:  The book we are reading is animal farm.

Leo:  No bar fights?

Virgo:  No.

Pisces:  Are there any fish?????

Virgo:  I don't think so...

Leo:  *Sighs dramatically*

Virgo:  Look, I thought you guys wanted to be here.

Leo:  I thought it was a comic book.

Pisces:  I thought it was a picture book.

Taurus:  *Mouth full of food* I love this club.

Virgo:  Okay then, for the next meet please read chapters one through sixty of "Herbert the Bunny."  Class dismissed until my head stops hurting.

Taurus Leo & Pisces:  Bye Virgo!  *Leaves*

Virgo:  *Walks into the kitchen* Hey!  Who ate all my doughnuts?

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Cancer:  *Waiting in line to buy ice cream* Oh, hi Aquarius.

Aquarius:  Heya Cancer.  What flavor are you getting?

Cancer:  I'm getting mango.  It's my favorite.

Scorpio:  *Appears* I'm getting dark chocolate.

Cancer:  *Jumps* H-hi, Scorpio.

Scorpio:  What?

Cancer:  How do you always appear out of thin air like that?

Scorpio:  *Waggles eyebrows and grins evilly* I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Cancer:  *Takes a step back* I just want my man ice cream...

Saggy:  *Running the ice cream stand* NEXT!

Aquarius:  Volleyball.

Saggy:  What?

Aquarius:  Oops, wrong kind of serve.

Saggy:  ...

Saggy:  HAHAHAHAH

Saggy:  Shut up.

Aquarius:  So, what's up?  I want the whole scoop.

Saggy:  NO YOU DIDN'T!  *Jumps over the stall and attacks Aquarius*

Cancer:  Don't fight-

Aquarius:  *Running*

Saggy:  *Chasing Aquarius*

Cancer:  Guys, please-... *sigh* I just want my mango ice cream...

Scorpio:  *Picking lose change from the cash register*