Virgo:  Wait, why is everyone at my house?

Gemini:  Um, we always go to your house.

Virgo:  Yeah, why?

Pisces:  Because you're the smart one?

Capricorn:  Virgo?  *Laughs*

Aries:  *Walks into the room with an armful of water balloons* Hey Virgo!  Random question, how would you feel if this room got wet?

Virgo:  Do I have a choice?

Aries:  Ehhhh not really.

Virgo:  Okay, just give me a moment to contemplate the pointlessness of my existence.

Aries:  ...how long will that take?

Virgo:  Just start whenever.

Aries:  *A pause* *Shrugs* INTER-SIGN WATER BALLOON FIGHT!!!!

Gemini & Saggy:  YEAHHHHHH! *Bombarding everyone else with water balloons they hid all over the house*

Virgo:  Where did you even hide these???

Leo:  *Stealing water balloons and attacking Aries Gemini and Saggy*

Cancer & Pisces:  *Hiding behind Leo*

Scorpio:  *Runnig around the house and finding all the secret stashes of water balloons*

Virgo & Libra:  *Making a plan*

Aquarius:  *Running at Aries Gemini and Saggy with water balloons and missing a lot*

Taurus:  *Eating chips* *Occasionally tripping people*

Capricorn:  *Making a plan with Virgo and Libra (But planning to backstab them)*

Cancer Leo & Pisces:  *Making a fort out of couch cushions*

Scorpio:  *Stockpiling all the water balloons*

Virgo Libra & Capricorn:  *Planning to lock everyone in the room*

Capricorn:  *Locks Virgo and Libra in the room with everyone else*

Aries Gemini & Saggy:  *Attacking everyone with no mercy*

Aquarius:  *Attacking Aries Gemini & Saggy and getting destroyed*

Scorpio:  *Waiting*

Taurus:  *Eating chips*

Me:  *Is there for some reason and cowering in fear*

Everyone:  *Runs out of balloons*

Aries Gemini Leo Saggy & Aquarius:  Aw.

Scorpio:  SURPRISE, SUCKAZ!  *Attacks everyone with her stockpile*

Everyone else:  *Trying to hide in the pillow fort*

Cancer Leo & Pisces:  *Keeping everyone out*

Scorpio:  Heh.  That was fun.

Taurus:  *Pulls a paintball gun out of her bag of chips and shoots Scorpio*

Capricorn:  *Walks back into the room* I win.

Pisces:  Hey, Cancer Leo and I aren't wet.

Saggy:  FIRE SIGNS RULE!

Aquarius:  AIR SIGNS RULE!

Aries:  FIRE SIGNS RULE!

Aquarius:  AIR SIGNS RULE!

Gemini:  FIRE SIGNS- wait.  Why am I on their side?  AIR SIGNS RULE!

Aries Gemini Saggy & Aquarius:  *Fighting*

Capricorn Virgo & Libra:  *Arguing about who won*

Taurus & Scorpio:  *Watching and eating chips*

Cancer:  Okay, we definitely won.

Leo:  Yeah.

Pisces:  Totally.