For those of you who have not read Lord of the Rings, 3 things:

1) READ IT

2) All you need to know to understand this chapter is that there is a magic evil ring that a bunch of people want, and Gondor and Mordor are two countries that fight each other.

3) No, seriously, read it.

Gemini: *Walks into the tower* Guys, we have a really big problem.

Aquarius: Oh god, did Libra find out about what I'm building underneath the furnace?

Gemini: Worse. Can you believe that more than half of the great people of this establishment have never watched lord of the rings?

Aquarius: *cough* "read" *cough*

Leo: And this is a problem why? I haven't seen it myself.

Gemini & Aquarius: ...

Aquarius: We're not friends anymore.

Leo: Bold of you to assume we were ever friends.

Gemini: DAYUM SAVAGE LEO

Aquarius: Okay I walked into that. The point is, you are an uncultured swine and it is up to Gemini and I to fix this.

Gemini: Move marathon. Right now

Aquarius: But he needs to read it first—

Gemini: With Leo's attention span?

Aquarius: Fair point.

Leo: Did you guys just insult me?

Gemini: I'll go set up the movie room. Leo, start making popcorn. Aquarius, go kidnap everyone else inside the house.

Aquarius: Right. *Dashes off*

Leo: I have no idea what's going on, but I'm hungry so I'll go make the popcorn. *Leaves*

*Later*

Gemini: *In the movie room* Awesome everyone's here! Time to start Lord of the rings!

Capricorn: Hold on, Saggy told me this was a power point about cost reduction.

Saggy: How else was I going to get you to show up?

Gemini: Who hasn't seen this before?

*Aries Cancer Leo Libra Scorpio Capricorn and Pisces raise their hands*

Gemini: Get ready for epicness. *Opening credits start*

Capricorn: This is a waste of time.

Libra: Cap, it's really important to Gemini.

Capricorn: *Sighs* How long is it?

Libra: How long are they. It's a trilogy.

Capricorn:

Capricorn: *Screams of the damned*

*10+ hours later*

Aries: *Running around with a sword on Saggy's back* FOR GONDOR

Taurus: *Eating all the popcorn*

Gemini: *Giving a ted talk on lord of the rings*

Cancer: *Actually a huge fan now and is reading all the books*

Leo: *Trying to fight Aries on Aquarius's back with a stick* FOR MORDOR

Virgo: Aries where did you get a broadsword??

Libra: *Intense theorizing*

Scorpio: *Acting like she didn't sell Aries the broadsword*

Saggy: *Carrying Aries* NEIGHHH

Capricorn: *Pretending he didn't enjoy himself*

Aquarius: *Carrying Leo around* HORSE NOISES

Pisces: *Educating Charlie*

Taurus: *Eating popcorn* Hey guys, is this anyone's ring? I found it in the popcorn.

All: ...

Aquarius: THE PRECIOUS

Gemini: WE MUST CAST THE RING INTO THE FIRES OF MORDOR

Aries: No! We must take the ring and use it against Sauron! *Points at Leo*

Leo: Wait why am I Sauron—

Aquarius: CHARGE

Leo: AhHA—

*A fight ensues*

Aries: *Lying on the ground* Who won?

Aquarius: *Collapsed in a chair* Rohan, I think.

Saggy: So who gets the ring?

Taurus: Oh, that? I gave it to Scorpio.

All: ...

*Evil cackling comes from somewhere*

All: *Run off to search the house*

Libra: They do realize that some of the popcorn bags come with a plastic prize, right?

Virgo: Honestly at this point I could care less.

Hope you all enjoyed the chapter!  I'm curious if anyone can guess the final ships for this book.  Comment your guess here.

Quick note that next chapter could take a little longer than usual because it's going to be realllly long.  I may have to split it into two parts.

Peace out :P