Leo: I feel like this is a bad idea.

Aquarius: Whoa! Leo is right about something!

Gemini: *Slow claps*

Leo: Er, so are we doing this or not?

Aquarius: Considering the turbo enjines and cumbustion rate, it should work...

Gemini: HECK YEAH *Presses start button on mini car with amped up jet*

*The mini car zooms down a hall*

*Meanwhile*

Cancer: Um... got any threes?

Taurus: *Shakes her head* Go fish.

Pisces: YES CHARLIE

Cancer: *Laughs*

Taurus: You two are perfect for each other.

Cancer & Pisces: Aww, thanks!

*There is a roaring noise*

Cancer: Hey, what's that?

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Zoom through on a mini car*

Leo: I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEE

Gemini: HI GUYS

Aquarius: GO CHARLIE

Taurus Cancer & Pisces: ...

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *gone*

Taurus: Okay then. *Eats a chip*

*Meanwhile*

Virgo: *Walks into the library*

Aries: *Drops from the ceiling* RAHHH

Virgo: Hello Aries.

Aries: Dangit! *Storms off*

Saggy: *Laughing hyserically*

Virgo: ...

Saggy: *Makes the crazy sign and follows Aries*

Virgo: ...

Virgo: *Shrugs and grabs a book to read*

Capricorn: Oh, hi Virgo.

Virgo: Hello Capricorn. What are you reading?

Capricorn: *Holds up a book* How to stay a billionaire.

Virgo: That's right, I keep forgetting you and Gemini are super rich.

Capricorn: I'm pretty sure Leo spent all Gemini's money it all on gold lion statues for his room.

Virgo: Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

Capricorn: You're not annoyed by them being weird anymore?

Virgo: *Shrugs* I'm over it.

*There is a roaring noise*

Capricorn: Is that the heater?

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Bust through the library doors*

Gemini: YEAH BOIIIII

Leo: *Eyes squeezed shut* I'M TOO YOUNG

Aquarius: DRAGONS ARE REAL

Capricorn: *Holds up book in front of face*

Virgo: OH NO, NOT IN THE LIBRARY YOU DON'T! *Chases after the car*

Capricorn: ...

*Crashes sound from elsewhere*

Capricorn: Over it, eh?

*Meanwhile*

Libra: *Surfing the internet*

Aries: *Pops open Libra's door* Hey, wanna play darts?

Libra: Sure. *Leaves the room*

Aries: I'll go first. *Throws a dart* *Hits Virgo's door* Dangit!

*There is a roaring noise*

Libra: *Frowns* What is that?

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Zoom around the corner*

Gemini: CLEAR OUT CLEAR OUT

Leo: IS THIS HOW IT ENDS???

Aquarius: BUY COCO CRISPIES FOR ONLY 9.99!

Libra: *dives out of the way*

Aries: AYYY *jumps on the car*

Virgo: *Runs around the corner* GET BACK HERE!

Aries: Hi Virgy!

Gemini: AHHH STEP ON IT LEO

Leo: I CAN SEE MY LIFE FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES

Aries: WOW SUCH DRAMATIC

Gemini: WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Aquarius: I DON'T KNOW!

Virgo: You guys are WRECKING THE HOUSE! STOP OR I'LL- oh, hi Libra -SIC CAPRICORN ON YOU!

Aquarius: THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS

Gemini: SPEED UP LEO

Leo: *eyes squeezed shut* I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Aries: OH, I'LL DO IT *Steps on the gas pedal*

*The car zooms even faster*

Libra: ...

Libra: Okay then.

*Meanwhile*

Scorpio: *Reading a book of witchcraft*

Scorpio's phone: DING

Scorpio: *Checks phone*

Aquarius: Wanna see something funny?

Scorpio: Why are you texting me? You never text me.

Aquarius: So... do you want to?

Scorpio: Sure

Aquarius: *video of Leo screaming*

Scorpio: lol

Scorpio added Leo to the chat

Scorpio: You scream like a little girl.

Leo: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS FATE

Aquarius: *video of the car nearly crashing over a table*

Scorpio: Do that again.

Leo: NO DON'T

Aquarius: *video of Virgo screaming bloody murder*

Scorpio: Wow.

Scorpio: I didn't know Virgo could rage.

Leo: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Scorpio: Lol, I'll go to your funeral.

*Meanwhile*

Saggy: *Walking through the halls*

*There is a roaring noise*

Saggy: *Peers down the halls*

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Swerve clear of a wall and come straight at Saggy*

Gemini: GET OUT OF THE WAY

Leo: I'M TOO FABULOUS TO DIE LIKE THIS

Aquarius: THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL

Aries: AYYYYYY

Saggy: Heck yea!!! *Jumps into the car* *high fives Aries*

Virgo: STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

Saggy: Whoops, didn't see that.

Gemini: It'll be okay as long as we- LEO DON'T YOU DARE LET GO OF THE STEERING WHEEL

Leo: I PROMISE IF I GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE NEVER TO FUDGE ANOTHER FRENCH PROJECT ... Within reason of course...

Gemini: AH NO DON'T STEER THAT WAY

Aquarius: WHY ARE WE GOING AT A WALL

Gemini: TURN TURN TURN

Leo: IF THIS IS GOODBYE TELL CHARLIE I LOVE HIM

*The car zooms into a room and crashes into a wall*

Leo: *Dead*

Virgo: *Slowly walks up to the five* You five, are in very big trouble.

*Later*

Scorpio: *Summoning satan*

Scorpio's phone: DING

Scorpio: *puts satan on hold* *checks phone*

Aquarius: *video of Leo faking dead*

Scorpio: Lol

Leo: This is it. My life is over.

Scorpio: Finally.

Leo: The world will never recover from lack of fabulous.

Scorpio: You wish

Aquarius: *video of Leo picking up a bunch of books*

Leo: Virgo is cruel to us.

Aquarius added Virgo to the chat

Virgo kicked Leo and Aquarius from the chat

Virgo: In case you were wondering, they are being punished for their sins, and I have confiscated their phones.

Scorpio: I wholeheartedly agree.

Scorpio: Make Leo clean all the toilets.

Virgo: I'll bear that in mind. Bye, gotta make sure they don't slack off.

Scorpio left the chat

What was going through my head when I wrote this... Hope you enjoyed the chapter, please comment!