The short story is that it's been a loooong time since I updated this and I feel bad about saying "I'm still updating!" when I haven't even started the next chapter and have no idea when I will.  I want to be clear that I am STILL WORKING ON THIS BOOK, I'm just warning y'all that I'm not sure when the next chapter will be out.  Could be next week.  Could be next month.  Could be tomorrow.  This is just a disclaimer.

As form of apology, here are some incorrect quotes:

Pisces: I can't take this anyore. Someone take me out.

Cancer: In the date kind of way or the assassination kind of way?

Pisces: I don't care. Surprise me.

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Aries: Hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmellows into my mouth?

Libra: You're a hazard to society.

Saggy: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Gemini: What country has the most birds?

Gemini: Portu-geese.

Pisces: Wait, that's a language.

Gemini: Portu-gull.

Pisces: Nice re-dove-ery.

*Later*

Gemini: Turkey. How did we miss turkey?

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Cancer: Date someone who will drag you out at 3:00 am to look at the stars.

Taurus: If anyone wakes me up at 3:00 am to look at the dam sky they will be removed permenantly from my life.

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Aquarius: I'm an idiot.

Virgo:

Gemini:

Leo:

Virgo: If you're waiting for us to disagree this is going to be a long night.

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Aquarius: Why hasn't a bank had the slogan "it's common cents" yet?

Saggy: We should demand change.

Gemini: Yeah this has really caught my interest.

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Virgo: Jeez just talk to him.

Taurus: Nope. I'm going to wait until I'm on my deathbed, get the last word, and then die immeidately.

Virgo: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Taurus: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have fifty-seven arguements I'm going to win that day.

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Saggy: Hanging mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever is under it.

Aquarius: I guess now it's... mistelFOE.

Aries: Somebody's halls are getting decked.

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Virgo: Hey what did you guys get for number twelve?

Capricorn: I got 52.

Cancer: I got 63.

Gemini: I got the watergate scandel for some reason?

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Leo: Stop being so serious. One day you'll look back on this and laugh.

Libra: I can assure you that every day for the rest of my life whenever I remember this I will drive over to your house and smack you.

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Capricorn: *Driving to the airport* Have a safe flight.

Libra: I have no say in the matter.

Capricorn: *Driving off* Die, then.

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Leo: Okay, let's both say sorry on the count of three. One... two....

Scorpio:

Leo:

Leo: See now I'm just dissappointed in both of us.

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Pisces: That's a really pretty rock!

Leo: Thanks, Aries gave it to me!

Aries: I threw it at you.

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Cancer: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Aquarius: This one's reusable so it's not bad for the environment.

Cancer: I know, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Taurus: You were injured, how much do you remember?

Leo: Just the ambulance ride.

Taurus: Wait what? Capricorn drove us, there was no ambulance.

Leo: But I heard sirens?

Taurus: That was Gemini.

Gemini: Sorry I was nervous.

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Cancer: S[he] be[lie]ve[d]

Pisces: He lied...

Taurus: Sbeve.

Cancer: There are two types of people.

Libra: How did you even pronounce the brackets?

Cancer: Make that three.

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Gemini: Why are you standing on a table?

Taurus: I have every right to stand on a table if I want to.

Gemini:

Gemini: Where's the spider.

Taurus: In the corner please get it out.

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Scorpio: How come I smell fire?

Aquarius: Because of my burning passion for you.

Scorpio:

Aquarius: I had an accident with the toaster.

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Libra: Look, Gemini, I know you snuck out and came back at 3:00

Gemini: *Mentally* uh oh act dumb

Gemini: Who's Gemini?

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Virgo: *Cuts hand*

Pisces: You're bleeding! What's your blood type?

Virgo: B positive.

Pisces: I'm trying, but this could be serious.

Virgo:

Pisces: Oh.

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Leo: Would you rather die, or—

Scorpio: Die.

Leo: I haven't finished yet.

Scorpio: Die.

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Gemini: *Playing guitar*

Capricorn: Do you take requests?

Gemini: Yeah

Capricorn: Please stop.

Gemini:

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Aries: *Tapping fingers*

Saggy: *Tapping fingers*

Capricorn: Umm what are you doing?

Taurus: They learned morse code to argue silently because was complaining about them being loud.

Aries: *Tapping fingers aggressively*

Saggy: *Slams hand on table* TAKE THAT BACK!

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Kidnapper: I've kidnapped your friend. He's listening to this conversation right now.

Libra: Which friend?

Kidnapper: Capricorn.

Libra: DON'T KILL HIM

Kidnapper: I won't, as long as you—

Libra: Shut up, I'm not talking to you!

Libra: CAPRICORN, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM.

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Pisces: Every word that ends in ie is cute sounding. Cookie, sweetie.

Cancer: Biggie.

Pisces: Cosie.

Cancer: Doggie.

Scorpio: Die.

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Leo: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Saggy: Strong.

Aries: Weak.

Scorpio: An idiot.

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Virgo: My finger is bleeding.

Leo: Put pressure on it.

Virgo: *Screaming at finger* YOU HAD BETTER GET A GPA OF 5.0 OR I KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE

Leo: This is definately what I meant.