CRACCCKCKKCKCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pisces:  *Screams*

Virgo:  What just happened?

Libra:  Is the elevator broken?

Pisces:  WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE

Virgo:  Calm down, Pisces.  I'm sure that we'll be fine.  Does anyone have their phone?

Scorpio:  *Flops in one corner* Nobody speak to me until we get out of here.  *Falls asleep instantly*

Cancer:  Scorpio has the right idea.  I'm taking a nap too.  *Lies down*

Leo:  So I guess we just have to wait?

Taurus:  Yup.  *Pulls out a bag of chips*

*Ten minutes later*

Gemini:  *talking to Cancer* ...so then, my cousin said "wait!  Is this the duck we're talking about?" and I was like "no dude keep up with it!" and we were all laughing, and that was when the cake arrived except Cassidy threw it at Peter...

Cancer:  *Asleep*

Scorpio:  *Also asleep*

Taurus:  *Sitting on Scorpio, eating chips, and watching Pisces* Whatcha doin'?

Pisces:  *Drawing ducks on the wall* Hush child, I'm concentrating.

Virgo:  Does anyone have their phone?

Gemini:  *Still talking to Cancer* ... and that was why were were late, so we had to go back again to pick up the bouquet, except that was before any of us knew that Charles was already in Las Vegas...

Cancer:  *still asleep*

Saggy:  Yeah?  That's what you think, huh?

Leo:  Yeah, that's what I think!

Saggy:  Well, you're dead wrong!

Leo:  You're wrong!

Saggy:  You're stupid!

Libra:  Will you guys shut up?  I'm trying to listen to my music.  *Has earbuds in*

Virgo:  Wait, Libra, is that your phone?

Libra:  Ipod, sorry.

Virgo:  So, nobody has their phone?

Aries:  *Talking to Aquarius* No dude, I'm serious.  Just, like, an arm wrestle.  THat's al!

Aquarius:  Hand on a sec.  *Has opened the security panel and is messing with the wires*

Aries:  A thumb war!  Okay?  A thumb war!

Aquarius:  Once I fix this thin!  *Nearly electrocutes himself*

Capricorn:  *Laughing at them*

Gemini:  *Still talking to Cancer* ...and then we arrived at the restaurant, but Ben was already there, so we had to hide the sunglasses inside Charlotte's briefcase...

Cancer:  *still asleep*

Taurus:  Yo nice duck *Eats a chip*

Pisces:  Thanks!

Leo:  How are you not out of chips yet?

Taurus:  I'm magic.  *Eats 20 chips*

Saggy:  Yeah, Leo!  She has a right to be magic, huh?

Leo:  Shut up!

Libra: Guys, please be quiet-

Virgo:  So, can you please just confirm that you don't have your phones with you?

Saggy:  Look, I'm not the stupid one here, so-

Leo:  Oh, who says you're not?

Scorpio:  *Sleeping*

Aries:  *Punching Aquarius* Fight me!  I'm bored!

Aquarius:  *Sends sparks flying* Okay, I've almost got this!

Capricorn:  *Laughing weirdly hysterically at this*

Gemini:  *Still talking to Cancer* ... we had already missed out plane flight, so Jackie managed to convince the owner that Ralph was his long-lost son, and we got free tickets on the next takeoff...

Cancer:  *Still asleep*

Leo:  You're an idiot, you know that?

Saggy:  You're stupid, so I'm not believing you on this.

Leo:  That's what you think-

Libra:  OMG, SHUT UP

Virgo:  Capricorn, you don't have your phone, do you?

Capricorn:  *Fingers his phone guiltily in his pocket* Shh, I'm busy watching Aries and Aquarius!

Aries:  I hate youuuuuu

Aquarius:  AH!  Got it!

*The elevator jerks into motion*

Aries:  Wow.

Aquarius:  *Takes a bow*

*The doors open*

Mall aid:  Hi guys, sorry it took us so long to ix the elevator.

Aquarius:  Dang it.