Taurus: *Eating chips*

Capricorn: Let's go back to Virgo now.

Taurus: Sure.

Capricorn: ...after I grab my book. It's really boring out there.

Taurus: No problem. Let's go upstairs. There can't be too much going on up there.

*Meanwhile*

Pisces: Are we ready?

Cancer: Ready.

Pisces: Okay. *Starts pushing a cannon down the hall towards the fire sign's tower*

Libra: *Watching the water signs head towards the tower* Oh no! Gemini's in there! What do we do?

Aquarius: We must rescue him, of course! Don't worry, Gemini, I'll save you! *Readies rubber band*

Libra: *Holds Aquarius back* But then we'll blow his cover. Let's stall the water signs until Gemini gives us the ok. *Pulls Aquarius out into the hall*

Cancer: *Sees Libra and Aquarius* Hi guys! How's it going!

Libra: Good, good... you?

Pisces: Pretty good. We're just, uh, moving this cannon.

Libra: Yes, I can see that.

Aquarius: OH MY GOODNESS LOOK OVER THERE!

Cancer & Pisces: *Turn to look*

Aquarius: *Tries to steal the cannon* Unnhhh heavy!

Cancer: ...what are you doing?

Aquarius: ...hugging the cannon?

Libra: *Sighs*

Pisces: That's a little weird.

Cancer: Yeah.

Cannon: Yeah.

Aquarius: AHHH A TALKING CANNON

Libra: *Frowns* Wait, is there someone inside that cannon?

Cancer Pisces & the cannon: No

Libra: ...are you sure?

*Meanwhile*

Capricorn: *Walking to his room*

Gemini's room: Ahaha! I win!

Taurus: Wait, is that Leo I hear?

Capricorn: ...yeah, I think so.

Taurus: I think a little pre-revenge revenge is in order.

Capricorn: Knock yourself out. *Walks away*

Taurus: *Unlocks Gemini's room* LEO

Leo: AHHH ITS TAURUS oh wait it wasn't me.

Taurus: Oh, huh. That's okay. You can take me to Aries and Saggy.

Leo: And Gemini.

Taurus: No, just Aries and Saggy is fine.

Leo: Gemini will be there too.

Taurus: ...I see.

Leo: Okay, let's go!

*Meanwhile*

Libra: Look, I'm positive there is someone hiding inside that cannon.

Cancer: Nobody's inside the cannon!

Pisces: Yeah, I mean what kind of an idiot would lurk inside a cannon

Cannon: This was your stupid idea.

Libra: See????

Capricorn: *Walks around the corner* I... what? Why do Cancer and Pisces have a cannon?

Pisces: NO REASON

Cancer: Just keep walking.

Capricorn: I love that plan. *Keeps walking*

Libra: Cap, wait, there's someone inside that cannon!

Capricorn: And this is my problem why?

Libra: Cap!

Aquarius: *Sneaks up behind the cannon and lights the fuse on fire*

Capricorn: I don't see what the fuss is all about. Aries and Saggy had a cannon fight in the halls last week.

Pisces: WHO LIT THE FUSE ON FIRE???

Aquarius: TAKE COVER SHES GONNA BLOW

Cannon: Wait, what?

Everyone: *Ducks for cover*

Taurus & Leo: *Come walking around the corner* -a paper bag? Come on, that's ridiculous, even for Ge-

Cannon: *Explodes*

Scorpio: *Shoots out of the cannon straight into Leo*

*Cannon smoke fills the air*

Leo: *Blinks* *Sees someone on top of him*

Scorpio: Hi

Leo: AAHHH HELP THEY'RE SHOOTING SCORPIOS AT US

Taurus Libra Capricorn & Aquarius: SCORPIO???

Scorpio: SURPRISE SUCKAZ *Starts shooting everyone with a super soaker*

Cancer & Pisces: *Pull out their super soakers and shoot everyone*

*Meanwhile*

Saggy: *Glances out the window* Hey, why is Virgo stuck in a mud puddle?

Aries: Wait he is??? *Runs to the window and looks outside* Huh, weird. Let's go prank him!

Saggy: Yeahheahh! *Opens secret bunker full of super soakers* *Tosses them to Gemini and Saggy*

Aries: Woo let's go! *Runs for the trapdoor*

Gemini: Wait shouldn't we stay here for a bit-... oh never mind. *Follows them*

Saggy: *At the bottom* Huh. I wasn't expecting a giant super soaker battle just outside of our tower.

Aries: Yeah, you know, me neither.

Saggy: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aries: *Grins* *Hefts super soaker* Pranking Virgo can wait.

Gemini: Uhh I'm not so sure this is a good ide-

Aries: CHARGE!!!

Saggy: FIRE SIGNS ATTACK! *They charge into the hall*

Cancer Scorpio & Pisces: *Shooting everyone with super soakers*

Libra: *Trying to get behind something*

Aquarius: *Flicking rubber bands at the water and fire signs*

Leo: *Jumping in front of the water because it's fun* WHEEE

Capricorn: *Ignoring everyone and trying to read*

Taurus: *Eating chips*

Scorpio:  *Cackling evilly and shooting people*

Aries Gemini & Saggy: SCORPIO???

Scorpio: Wassup

Leo: Yess my fire sign buddies are back!

Aries & Saggy: LEO???????

Gemini: Whoops. *Shoots Aries and Saggy and takes off running*

Aries: COME BACK HERE *Chases Gemini*

Saggy: I'LL VIVISECT YOU *Chases Gemini*

Aquarius: NOO GEMINI I'LL SAVE YOU *Runs after with rubber bands*

Leo: NOO AQUARIUS SAVE ME *Runs after*

Scorpio: BWAHAHAHA *Chases Leo*

Cancer: The fire signs are getting away! *Chases*

Pisces: Let's go! *Chases*

*The noise fades into the distance*

Libra: ...

Taurus: *Eating chips*

Capricorn: See, this is why I didn't want to get up today.

Libra: What is going on???

*Meanwhile*

Virgo: Where are they??? *Silence* Screw this. *Reaches for the water bucket* *It is just out of reach*

Virgo: ...you've got to be kidding me.

Virgo: *Straining for the water bucket*

*Meanwhile*

Gemini: WHY IS EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME??? *Runs downstairs*

Aries: YOU TRAITOR I'LL MURDER YOU *Chases through living room*

Saggy: AND I'LL PROVIDE SOUND EFFECTS *Chases through kitchen*

Aquarius: DON'T WORRY GEMINI I'LL PROTECT YOU *Chases down hall*

Leo: HOW IS PROVIDING SOUND EFFECTS EVEN SCARY? *Chases through room*

Scorpio: BWAHAHAHA *laughs evilly*

Leo: OKAY POINT MADE

Cancer: We're losing them! *Chases though foyer*

Pisces: No, they're right up there! *Chases outside*

Gemini: *Runs past Virgo* AHHHHH

Virgo: What-?

Aries: YOU FIEND COME BA- oh, hi Virgo! -CK SO I CAN KILL YOU *Runs past Virgo*

Virgo: ...

Saggy: WHAT ARIES SAID *Runs past Virgo*

Virgo: ...

Aquarius: KEEP STRONG GEMINI- *Trips over Virgo* Hi Virgo! I'll save once I'm done saving Gemini! *Chases after*

Leo: AHHHHHHH *Runs past Virgo*

Scorpio: BWAHAHAHA *Runs past Virgo*

Virgo: SCORP-?.... Actually I'm really not surprised she's here at this point.

Cancer: There they are! Wait. Why is Virgo knee deep in cemented mud?

Virgo: That's a really really good question.

Pisces: *Dumps the water on the mud* *Virgo pulls himself out* Which way did they go?

Virgo: *Points* *Into the woods*

Cancer: Thanks! *Runs after*

Pisces: *Follows*

Virgo: ...

Virgo: *Pinches himself really hard*

Virgo: *Doesn't wake up*

Virgo: *Walks back into the house*

*Meanwhile*

Libra: *Walking downstairs* Let me get this straight. You guys cemented Virgo so the fire signs would come to prank him?

Taurus: To be fair, it was his idea.

Virgo: *Walks into view* Yes, in retrospect it wasn't such a great one.

Libra: Virgo! You're out!

Virgo: Yes.

Capricorn: Great. So, since we no longer have to go free him, can I please go back to bed now?

Libra: *Elbows Capricorn in the ribs*

Taurus: We were just coming to get you.

Virgo: Cancer and Pisces did that. They were chasing everyone into the woods.

Libra: I suppose we have to go catch them.

Virgo: I suppose we do.

Capricorn: I suppose I had better go head off back to bed while you guys are doing that...?

Virgo & Libra: *Glare at Capricorn*

Capricorn: ...fine.

*Later*

Virgo: Now, are we all very sorry for wrecking the house?

Aries Gemini Leo Saggy & Aquarius: No.

Virgo: *Sighs*

Gemini: I don't see why the water signs got off scott free. They were the ones with the cannon.

Libra: Yes, but they're not repreat offenders. This is their first warning.

Pisces: See? I'm the good child!

Virgo: Anyways, you five are scentenced to clean up all the mess you made in the hallway. Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, it would be appreciated if you guys would help too.

Cancer: Sure!

Pisces: No problem.

Scorpio: Ehh I'm going home. See you losers later.

Cancer: Bye Scorpio! Thanks for the help.

Scorpio: Yeah.

Aquarius: No! Scorpio has to stay the night in the spirit of our dysfunctional friend group

Scorpio: *Leaves*

Aquarius: Wow, rude.

Virgo: Now GET TO WORK.

Aries Gemini Cancer Leo Saggy Aquarius & Pisces: *Cleaning the halls*

Taurus: This is perfect.

Virgo: What?

Taurus: We're getting revenge on the fire signs. They have to clean the hallway. Gemini and Aquarius are just a nice bonus.

Capricorn: ...That's true.

Virgo: Wait, was that your plan the whole time?

Taurus: Let's go with yes.

Libra: I'm just glad the element cults are over. The last thing we need is another war.

Taurus: Yeah. *Eating chips*