Taurus: *Wakes up in the morning* *Goes back to bed for 5000 years* *Finally gets up and walks out of her room* *Gets hit on the head with a bucket of water* What now? *Picks up the bucket* *The bucket has a note on it*

Note: Happy morning! Love, the fire signs (earth signs are stupid)

Taurus: ...

Taurus: Wow

Taurus: I see how it is

Taurus: *Eats a chip and then walks out of her room* *Heads towards Leo's room* *Walks into Leo's room*

Leo: *snoring*

Taurus: *Flips Leo out of bed*

Leo: *Falls out* Wha-?

Taurus: *Does finger guns* Love, the earth signs! *Eats a chip* *Leaves*

Leo: ...what?

*Meanwhile*

Cancer: *Yawns and gets out of bed* *Steps in something squishy* Ew! *Looks down* *There is a tub of mud below her bed* What is going on...? *There is a note attatched to the mud*

Note: Hi Cancer! Love, the fire signs (Water signs suck)

Cancer: Um, okay. *Gets up* *Walks over to Pisces's room* Hey, Pisces?

Pisces: *snoring*

Cancer: Pisces?

Pisces: *Jumps up* I wasn't asleep! Wait. It's only eight. What's going on?

Cancer: The fire signs have issued an official challange. And they pranked me. *Holds up the note*

Pisces: *Reads the note* Hm. I see.

Cancer: Exactly.

Pisces: We need a plan.

*Meanwhile*

Gemini: *Wakes up* *Climbs out of bed* *looks in the mirror* *screams* *Gemini's face is covered in sharpie* MY FABULOUS FACE!!! *runs over the the mirror* *inspects his face* *written on his face is a message*

Message: You once asked what I thought was wrong with you. It's written all over your face. Love, the fire signs (Air signs are losers)

Gemini: Well then.

Gemini: *Goes back to bed*

*Meanwhile* *In Aries and Saggy's tower*

Aries: Haha! This will be hilarious!

Saggy: Yeaheah!

Aries: The fire signs are going to rule the world. Or at least the house.

Saggy: Wait.

Aries: What?

Saggy: Should we have told Leo about this?

Aries: ...whoops

*There is a banging sound on the trapdoor*

Saggy: GO AWAY LOSER

Leo: What is going on???

Aries: Oh, it's Leo. *Opens the trapdoor* Hi Leo!

Leo: *Panicked* The earth signs are a cult!!!

Saggy: ...what?

Leo: *nods furiously* Taurus just went into my room and flipped me out of bed and said "from the earth signs". I'm telling you, they're organized!

Aries: Of course they are. Virgo and Capricorn are incredibly organized.

Saggy: *Elbows Aries* That's not what he meant. He meant that they're a cult.

Aries: Wait, I thought that we, the amazing fire signs, were a cult.

Saggy: Exactly.

Leo: Wait, but I'm a fire sign. Wouldn't I know about this?

Saggy: Well, now you do.

Leo: ...

Leo: Okay!

Leo: Who's the leader?

Aries & Saggy: Me.

Aries & Saggy: WHAT

Aries & Saggy: IT'S ME

Aries & Saggy: FIGHT ME

Aries & Saggy: *fighting*

Leo: ...how about we share power?

Aries: Well

Saggy: Maybe

Leo: So we're a cult now.

Aries: Yeah. Saggy and I just pranked a member of each other the other elements.

Leo: Let me guess: Taurus?

Saggy: Yeah.

Leo: *sighs*

*Meanwhile*

Taurus: *Walks into Capricorn's room* Hi

Capricorn: *Pulls pillow over face*

Taurus: Hi

Capricorn: *Pulls covers over head*

Taurus: I'm not Libra, okay? I'm not going to be all nice and stuff. For the last time: Hi.

Capricorn: *Sighs* *Sits up* What is it Taurus?

Taurus: The fire signs pranked me. *Hands him the note*

Capricorn: *Reads the note* And I should care about this why?

Taurus: You're an earth sign...?

Capricorn: A tired earth sign who wants his sleep. *Pulls covers over head*

Taurus: Get up.

Capricorn: No

Taurus: Fine, I'll get Virgo then.

*Meanwhile*

Scorpio: *Asleep*

Scorpio's phone: DING

Scorpio: *Punches phone across the room*

Scorpio: *Gets up and checks phone*

Cancer: Hi, Scorpio?

Scorpio: what

Cancer: The fire signs have decided to prank and insult the water signs. Pisces and I are forming a resistance, and we need you on our team.

Scorpio: I don't even live with you crazy people.

Cancer: Just stay over long enough to help us out.

Scorpio: Does this mean pranking the others

Cancer: Yes

Scorpio: Count me in. I'll be right there

Cancer: Yay!

Cancer added Pisces to the chat

Cancer named the chat 'water sign group chat'

Pisces: Hi guys!

Pisces named the chat 'water signs rule'

Cancer: Also, don't tell anyone you're coming. You can be our secret weapon.

Scorpio: Nice

*Meanwhile*

Taurus: Virgo

Virgo: *Wakes up* Oh, hi Taurus.

Taurus: The fire signs pranked me. *Hands him the note* Capricorn refuses to get organized.

Virgo: *Reads the note* *Sighs* I feel like Aries is behind this.

Taurus: Probably.

Virgo: Let's go get Capricorn.

Taurus: Excellent. *They go over to Capricorn* Hey, Capricorn, since you don't want to move, we're making your room our base.

Capricorn's bed: Lovely.

*Meanwhile*

Gemini: *Yawns and stretches* *Walks outside* *Walks into Libra* Oh, hi Libra. Do you know what's going on with the fire signs?

Libra: The fire signs? What?

Gemini: Look at my face.

Libra: *Reads Gemini's face* Oh. Air signs aren't losers!

Gemini: I know, right? We have to get them back.

Libra: Let's go get Aquarius.

Gemini & Libra: *Walk down the halls to the tower* *Open the trap door* *Climb in*

Libra: Huh, I've never actually seen the inside of the tower.

Gemini: It's ausome! *Swings on the rope* You try.

Libra: Uh, okay. *Swings on the rope* This is fun!

Gemini: *Smiles* Told you. C'mon, Aquarius's room is this way. *They climb the ladder* This is my and Leo's room when we stay here. The attic is up this ladder. *They climb the ladder* 

*Aquarius is sleeping in a bed*

Libra: Should we wake him up...?

Gemini: Yup *Jumps on the bed*

Aquarius: *Flips out of bed* Whaa-at?

Gemini: What does my face tell you?

Aquarius: *Reads Gemini's face* Ah.

Gemini: Yes.

Aquarius: This is serious.

Gemini: Exactly.

*Meanwhile*

Scorpio: I'm here but I don't wanna ring the doorbell

Cancer: Don't come in the front. Pisces and I will meet you in the garage.

Scorpio: Works for me.

Pisces: But I'm scared of the garage...

Cancer: Don't worry, Scorpio will be waiting for us.

Pisces: That's what worries me...

Scorpio: Mwahahaha >:)

Cancer: -_-

*Meanwhile*

Leo: *Riding down the slide in Aries and Saggy's tower* I didn't know you guys had a slide! WHEEEEE

Aries: Can we kick him out?

Saggy: No, he's a fire sign bro.  *High fives Leo*

Leo: WHEEEEEEE *Going down the slide head first*

Aries: So let's work on our cult. We need a password to get into the tower. I suggest "All hail the great Aries and Saggy."

Saggy: I like it, but we need cooler names than that.

Leo: WHEEEEEEE

Aries: The Arinator and the Sagginator.

Saggy: Ew no.

Leo: WHEEEEEEE

Aries: Aries the conqueror and Saggy the great.

Saggy: Sagittarius the great.

Aries: I love it. *Writes down password in cult rulebook*

Leo: WHEEEEEEE

Aries: *Jumps in front of Leo going down the slide*

Leo: WHEEE-AHHHHHHHH! *Slides into Aries*

Saggy: *Snaps a picture* This is for the scrapbook. Smile!

Aries: *Tackles Saggy* DELETE THAT

Aries & Saggy: *Fighting*

Leo: *Whistles innocently* *Grabs club rulebook and changes the password to "Lionz"* *Chucks a couple pingpong paddles at Aries and Saggy*

*Meanwhile*

Virgo: So, what now?

Taurus: Revenge on the fire signs, of course.

Capricorn's bed: Sounds fun. Tell me all about it.

Taurus: I'm getting sick of this. Capricorn, if I flip you out of bed, you'll only be the second person I've done this to today.

Capricorn's bed: Fine, it seems like I'm not going to get any more sleep anyways. *Climbs out of bed* So, what revenge? Aries and Saggy can just stay locked in their tower, and they'll probably let Leo in too.

Virgo: So we lure them out.

Taurus & Capricorn: How?

Virgo: A trap. Aries Leo and Saggy will never be able to resist a perfect pranking victim.

Taurus: I don't know, Leo likes pranks but he's slept through them a couple times.

Virgo: We'll add glitter somewhere.

Taurus: Perfect.