Capricorn: *checks watch* Okay, it's sunset now. Aries Saggy and Aquarius have been missing for several hours now. I think it's time we make a search party.

Aquarius: *runs into the clearing with Saggy on his shoulders and war paint on* YAAAAHHHHHH

All: ...

Saggy: *also with war paint on* *dismounts* Hi guys! Howzit goin'?

All: ...

Saggy: What?

All: ...

Saggy: Is there something in my teeth?

All: ...

Virgo: Where have you guys been??? And where's Aries???

Saggy: Weel, so after doing secret cool camping stuff for a few hours we thought we were lost, so I accessed my super camping expertise and built us a lean-to to fend off the elements. Then, we got attacked by a giant moose, and I saved Aquarius's life when he sprained his ankle by hitting the moose with my sling shot.

Aquarius: I tripped over a squirrel and Saggy threw a rock at it.

Saggy: My version was more dramatic.

Virgo: Yes, okay, so where's Aries?

Saggy: So then, we used our orienteering skills with the night sky to find our way back to the campsite.

Aquarius: Aries remembered she had a map in her backpack.

Virgo: And where is she...?

Aries: *jumps out of a tree onto Virgo* Hi!

Virgo: *face down on the ground* You don't have to make a fricking entrance. We already know you're fricking insane.

Aries: Yes, but I like to remind you guys. *Gets off of Virgo and helps him up* Is there dinner yet? We haven't eaten.

Capricorn: Yes, and that's entirely your fault.

Taurus: *lowers pot of food away from her mouth* I guess you can have the rest...

Gemini: Hey, can I have some of that war paint?

Aquarius: Sure. *Dumps war paint over Gemini's head*

Gemini: MY FABULOUS HAIR

Leo: My hair is more fabulous than your hair.

Gemini: Excuse you, my hair is fabulous. *Tries to flip hair and sprays everyone with war paint*

Libra: Aries and Saggy, you guys still need to set up your tent.

Aries: Virgo's setting it up for us.

Virgo: Dream on.

Saggy: With my amazing camping skills, I will set it up in less than twenty seconds!

Capricorn: *starts stopwatch*

Saggy: *setting up tent*

Aquarius: Wait, so who am I tenting with? *Looks at Gemini and Leo*

Scorpio: You're tenting with me.

Aquarius: ...

Scorpio: I swear to god if you snore...

Aquarius: *mouthes 'help me'*

Saggy: DONE

Capricorn: Twenty-two seconds.

Saggy: ... fight me.

Aries: I dare you to fight Capricorn!

Capricorn: What?

Aquarius: And if Capricorn wins, you have to yell at the top of your lungs 'Aquarius is ausome!'

Saggy: CHALLANGE ACCEPTED

Capricorn: I did not agree to this.

Saggy: *tackles Capricorn off the bench*

Virgo: *pulls Saggy off Capricorn* No. Fighting.

Saggy: *pouts*

Pisces: Hey, can we tell scary stories now?

Virgo: Oh god no.

Gemini: Ooh, can I tell one?

Virgo: *puts head in hands*

Gemini: *starts telling a ghost story*

*Five minutes later*

Gemini: ...and no one ever found the missing arm. They say it haunts these very woods to this day.

Pisces: *shivereing* *hugs Cancer*

Cancer: *comforts Pisces*

Aquarius: My turn! *Starts telling a ghost story*

*Five minutes later*

Aquarius: ...Bob was terrified. He slowly pulled open the door, as the scratching noise got louder and louder... then, the noise seemed to be coming from behind him... he turned around...

Aries: *Jumps out of the woods at Virgo* YAAAAHH

Everyone except Virgo: *screams*

Virgo: What?

Aries: Dangit! *Sits back down*

Scorpio: Okay. Amature hour is over, guys. It's my turn.

Pisces: *turns pale*

Aquarius: But I never got to finish my story!

Scorpio: Cry me a river. *Starts telling a ghost story*

*Five minutes later*

Scorpio: ...he opened the coffin... and saw his own face!

Pisces: *screams*

Scorpio: A hand reached out and pulled him in... the lid swung shut. And that was the last anyone ever saw of him.

Everyone: *scarred for life*

Scorpio: Welp, I'm ready for bed. Sweet dreams! *Walks into her tent*

*Everyone decides to go to bed*

*In the middle of the night*

Virgo: *Gets up to use the bathroom* *Walks down the path*

Aries: *Jumps out from behind a tree* YAAAAHH

Virgo: Good evening Aries.

Aries: What??? How did I not scare you???

Virgo: *Shrugs* I just don't get scared very easily. What were you doing out here, anyways?

Aries: Saggy wanted to sleep in her lean-to so I was helping her carry her stuff.

Virgo: Oh. Well, good night.

Aries: Yeah. Scare you later!

Virgo: I doubt that.

*In the morning*

Taurus: *Yawns* *climbs out of her tent* *Sees Aquarius sleping on the ground* *eats chips*

Aquarius: *Wakes up* Oh, hi Taurus.

Taurus: Yo. You snored?

Aquarius: No.

Taurus: Then what happened?

Aquairus: Scorpio snored.

Taurus: *Laughs*

Capricorn: *walks out of his tent*

Aquairus: *points at Capricorn* One.

Capricorn: ...what?

Aquarius: You know how some people like to count sheep when they can't sleep? I like to count goats.

Saggy: *Walking back into the campsite* That was so bad I'm not even going to bother insulting it.

Aquarius: Well then, wool you tell me how to make a better one?

Virgo: *walking out of his tent* *holds up a roll of duct tape* May I be of service?

Saggy: THANK YOU *puts duct tape on Aquarius*

Pisces: *Walks out of his tent* Why does Aquarius have duct tape on his mouth?

Saggy: He kept making puns.

Pisces: *holds up Charlie* I guess that was efishant.

Saggy: ...

Aquarius: *high-fives Pisces*

Saggy: I have a whole roll of this stuff, you know.

Cancer: *Walking out of her tent* You wouldn't put duck tape on Piscey! *Hugs Pisces*

Libra: *Walks out of her tent* Morning everyone.

Capricorn: *Grunts*

Virgo: Morning Libra.

Scorpio: *Walks out of the tent* Hey losers.

Saggy: I take offense to that.

Scorpio: You were supposed to.

Virgo: Aries Gemini and Leo are still asleep. *Walks over to Aries's tent* Aries?

Saggy: I wouldn't do that if I were you...

Virgo: *unzips tent* Aries?

Aries: BOO

All except Virgo: *Jumps*

Virgo: Good morning.

Aries: Shoot! *Climbs out of tent*

Virgo: Now it's just Gemini and Leo.

Aquarius: *Rubs hands together* *Walks over to Gemini and Leo's tent* *Pulls out bullhorn*

Libra: Where did he even get that?

Aquarius: *Plays bullhorn*

Gemini: *Wakes up* AAAAAHHHHH *Runs out of tent*

Leo: NUUU I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

Scorpio: Beauty sleep? *Scoffs*

Leo: *Fakes crying*

Virgo: Let's start packing up. I pre-called, and the ubers are going to be at the parking lot in a little while.

Scorpio: You are taking down the tent by yourself because I had to set the whole thing up myself.

Aquarius: Um okay.

Saggy: Time me! *Breaks down tent in ten seconds*

Aries: Ayy

Taurus & Libra: *Breaking down their tent*

Gemini: *Pokes the tent* *The tent collapses*

Gemini & Leo: *Look at each other and stuff the tent in the bag* *silently agree never to speak of this*

Cancer & Pisces: *Breaking down the tent*

Virgo & Capricorn: *Breaking down the tent*

*Everyone leaves for the ubers*

*Later*

*Back at the mansion*

Gemini: *Leaps out of the car and hugs the mansion* I have missed you!

Leo: Laugh it up. Not all of us get to live in a mansion.

Gemini: Why not? There's plently of bedrooms.

Capricorn: *Muttering* nonononononono

Leo: Wait, are you serious?

Gemini: Totally!

Capricorn: *Roping off a section of the house and labeling it 'sane people only'*

Leo: Cool!

Gemini: Hey, Aquarius, you should come live with us too!

Aquarius: Um... *thinks back to the dynamite stored beneath his house* Sure!

Capricorn: *Barricades his room*

Gemini: Wait, how many bedroom are there?

Libra: A lot. It's a big house.

Gemini: We should let everyone live here!

Aries: Yeah!

Pisces: That'd be ausome!

Capricorn: I am so totally done. *Locks himself in his room*

Scorpio: Hold up. What makes you think I'd want to live here?

Aries: Um... it's a mansion?

Scorpio: Yeah, thanks, no thanks. See you losers later. *Walks away*

Gemini: *Shrugs* Her loss. You guys are welcome to come live with us. Whaddaya say?

Taurus: Yeah, sure. Why not?

Cancer: Yeah! *Hugs Pisces*

Virgo: Um... I mean... maybe...

Saggy: Yeah boi!!!!!

Libra: Great! When you guys have the chance, you can bring all your things over here.

Leo: Cool! Can't wait!

Gemini: Same.