*One hour later*

Virgo: Is everyone done setting up their tents?

Libra: Yeah.

Virgo: Okay. And Aries Saggy and Aquarius still aren't back yet...

Scorpio: So I had to set up the whole fricking tent by myself.

Virgo: Okay, so we need a group to get firewood, a group to build a fire, and a group to cook.

Pisces: *grabs Taurus and Cancer* We're cooking!

Taurus: Hm? *Eating the ingrediants*

Cancer: Taurus, you can't eat raw pasta...

Taurus: Yeah, it tastes weird. *Puts down box* *pulls out bag of chips* *eats chips*

Leo: I voulenteer to make fire!

Virgo: Oh no you don't. You're on wood duty. None of the fire signs are allowed near the fire.

Leo: Aw. *Pouts*

Gemini: *sticks tongue out* I get to make fire!

Leo: Fine. I get to be cool and collect these beautiful sticks with Virgy and Cappy.

Capricorn: I did not sign up for this.

Leo: *drags Virgo and Capricorn into the woods*

Libra: So, until they get back with the sticks, the rest of us have free time, I guess.

Gemini: Ooh, let's play a game!

Pisces: I love games!

Gemini: This game is called silently judging your friends.

Taurus: I know this game. It usually turns into vocally judging your friends.

Scorpio: If not aggressively fighting your friends.

Pisces: Let's play!

Gemini: Okay! If you like chocolate ice cream go to the left, vanilla, go to the right.

Taurus & Scorpio: *go to the left*

Gemini Cancer & Libra: *go to the right*

Pisces: But... *looks back and forth quickly* I like them both!

Libra: Try and pick one.

Pisces: *sighs* *goes to the left* FORGIVE ME VANILLA

Libra: Right, dogs, left, cats.

Taurus Gemini & Pisces: *go to the right*

Cancer Libra & Scorpio: *go to the left*

Cancer: What??? How could you not like kittens!!! They're adorable!!!

Pisces: But dogs are way more fun!

Cancer: How could you say that??? Kittens are kittenaliciously wonderful!!!

Pisces: No, dogs are better! You can play games with them and cats just sit there!

Cancer: No they don't!!!

Cancer & Pisces: *arguing*

Libra: I was not expecting this.

Gemini: Libra! What have you done to their relationship?

Taurus: This is hilarious. I've never seen them have a spat before.

Scorpio: *eating chips*

Taurus: *noticies* Hey! *Steals the chips back*

Scorpio: Dangit.

Taurus: Here. *Gives Scorpio some chips*

*Elsewhere*

Leo: Guys! I found a stick!

Capricorn: *bored* That's nice.

Virgo: Actually, we probably have enough by now. Let's head back to the campsite.

Leo: Do you think the others are back yet?

Virgo: Probably. It's not like they got lost.

Leo Virgo & Capricorn: *Walk back towads the campsite* *arrive at the campsite*

Cancer & Pisces: *arguing*

Gemini & Libra: *staring*

Taurus & Scorpio: *eating chips*

Leo Virgo & Capricorn: ...

Gemini: It's Libra's fault. *Points*

Libra: Hey!

Virgo: *facepalms* We leave you guys alone for, like, ten minutes...

Taurus: You're not being fair. If Aries and Saggy were here we'd be lucky to still have a campsite.

Virgo: Point taken.

Capricorn: What are they even arguing about?

Gemini: Kittens.

Capricorn: That's stupid.

Cancer & Pisces: *turn on Capricorn* KITTENS ARE NOT STUPID!

Capricorn: Jeez, okay...

Cancer: *turns to Pisces* Wait. I thought you were saying that kittens were stupid?

Pisces: What? No! I never said that! I love kittens! I just love puppies more.

Cancer: Oh, well, that's fine! I love puppies too! As long as you love kittens, we're fine! *They hug*

Gemini Leo Virgo Libra & Capricorn: ...

Taurus & Scorpio: *eating chips*

Virgo: *looks around* Hey, where are Aries Saggy and Aquarius?

Libra: You didn't find them?

Virgo: I figured they'd be back by now...

Capricorn: Let's give them a bit more time. They'll be back soon.

*A few minutes later*

Libra: *trying to light a fire*

Gemini: *talking to Libra about how to light a fire while not helping at all*

Scorpio: *playing with the matches*

Virgo & Capricorn: *physically restraining Leo from the matches*

Libra: It's lit!

Taurus: Great, We'll start dinner.

Gemini: That sound like something Aquarius would say. 'Yo man, check out this lit fire!'

Scorpio: Look, we've been enjoying not having him here. Don't ruin it.

Leo: *cackling* Look at the beautiful fire!

Cancer: I thought he said he had gotten his crazy out for the day.

Virgo: Apparently not.

Leo:  It's so beautiful, and precious

Scorpio: Ooh, can I slap him?

Virgo: No-

Scorpio: *slaps Leo* Get ahold of yourself, man.

Leo: ...

Virgo: *mutters* never mind...

Leo: Okay, I'm cool.

Gemini: Yeah, cause you're sure not hot!

Leo: *fake crying* Gemini! How could you say that!

Gemini: As your friend, it is my duty to let you know the truth: Your face is so ugly that the government classified it as a weapon of mass destruction.

Leo: Gemini, no! *fake cries* *runs into his tent*

All: ...

Scorpio: What a fricking weirdo.

Leo: *from inside the tent* SHUN THE HATERS!

All: ...

Gemini: *shaking head sadly* This is just something he will have to accept the cruel reality of.

Taurus: Dinner's done!

Leo: *walks out of the tent totally normal*

All: *eating pasta*

Libra: So, why are we going camping, anyways?

Pisces: *shrugs* Honestly, this is just the author running out of ideas.

*1000000 miles away*

Me: *slowly reconstructing a wall* *the wall crumbles to pieces* Shoot!

*Back at the campsite*

Virgo: Okay, I'm actually getting worried. Aries Saggy and Aquarius still aren't back yet. I'm calling Aries. *Dials number*

Phone: riiiing... riiiiing... riiiiing... *click* Hi! This is Aries, and you've reached my voicemail! My phone's probably dead, but once I get my charger down from the school roof, I'll listen to this message and then probably delete it. Unless this is Saggy. If this is Saggy, then GIVE ME MY HERSHIES BAR BACK!!! Have a nice life! *Click*

All: ...

Virgo: To be honest, that doesn't surprise me at all.

Capricorn: Okay, we give them until sunset, and then we go look for them.

All: Okay.

Gemini: *sniffs* Leo, how can I carry on? I miss my Aquabro!

Leo: Gemini, we must stick together in this dark time for us all. *They hug*

Taurus: Are you going to finish that?

Cancer: No, I-

Taurus: Okay. *Eats it all*

Cancer: -was going to eat it...

Taurus: Whoops. *Burps* Sorry.

Capricorn: See, this is why I didn't want to come.

To be continued...