Capricorn: *trudges downstairs* *sees three sleeping bags on the floor*

Libra: There was-

Capricorn: Don't tell me. Gemini had another sleepover.

Libra: Well... yeah.

Pisces: *wanders downstairs* Hi guys! I like living in a mansion!

Capricorn: So did I.

Libra: *whacks Capricorn's arm*

Pisces: Ooh, is that Gemini's sleepover? Looks like fun. Hey, can I invite people over too?

Capricorn: Sure. In fact, why don't you invite everyone you know to come live with us?

Pisces: Well, that seems a little extreme, but-

Capricorn: I DID NOT MEAN THAT SERIOUSLY

Pisces: Okee, then.

Libra: *trying not to laugh*

Gemini: *wakes up and walks over* Hey guys!

Libra: Hey Gemini!

Gemini: Guys, Leo Aquarius and I are going camping! You guys should totally come!

Saggy: *busts through the wall* DID SOMEONE MENTION CAMPING????

Capricorn: How does she even do that?

Gemini: Er, yes, Leo Aquarius and I are going camping...

Saggy: AUSOME! CAN I COME?

Gemini: Sure...?

Saggy: OH BOY! I LOVE CAMPING!

All: ...

Saggy: What?

Gemini: Are you guys coming?

Capricorn: N-

Libra: *cuts Capricorn off* Yeah, sure!

Pisces: Yeah!

Gemini: Great!

Saggy: Aries is coming, right?

Capricorn: Oh no.

Saggy: Great! I'll go tell her! *Runs upstairs*

Gemini: Okay, then. Aries, me, Leo, Libra, Saggy, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces are coming. Who else should we invite?

Pisces: Taurus and Cancer!

Aquarius: *waking up* And Virgo and Scorpio.

Leo: *waking up* What? We're inviting Scorpio where?

Aquarius: Camping?

Leo: *laughs nervously* Scorpio's coming camping?

Aquarius: Dude, she's just a person.

Leo: I just happen to have a strong instinct for self preservation, all right?

Aries: *running downstairs* We're going camping? Ausome!

Gemini: I just texted Taurus Cancer Virgo and Scorpio, and they're heading over in a few minutes.

Pisces: Wait, but nobody's packed.

Gemini: Let's pack then.

*Twenty minutes later*

*The doorbell rings*

Saggy: *pulls open the door* HI GUYS! WE'RE GOING CAMPING! ISN'T THAT AUSOME?

Taurus Cancer Virgo & Scorpio: ...

Aries: *drags Saggy back inside* Hi guys.

Capricorn: Whaddaya know, I just happen to have come down with pnemonia, so I think-

Libra: *drags Capricorn out the door*

Aquarius: *hacking Capricorn's phone and calling three ubers* Cuz there's no way we're all going to fit in the same car.

*Five minutes later*

Leo: The ubers are here!

Pisces: Yay! *Drags Cancer and Taurus into an uber*

Aries: *pulls Saggy into an uber*

Leo: *climbs into the uber with Aries and Saggy*

Virgo: *makes sure not to climb into the fire sign's uber*

Libra: *goes in the same uber as Virgo*

Capricorn: *goes in the same uber as Libra and Virgo*

Gemini: Erm, Aquarius, you can be in the fire sign's uber if you want...

Aquarius: I do, but I thought you wanted to.

Gemini: Well, I do, but I'm being polite...

Scorpio: *rolls eyes* Idiots. *Climbs into the fire sign's uber*

Gemini & Aquarius: ...

Leo: *mouths 'help' out the window*

Gemini: Okay then. *Climbs into the closest uber*

Aquarius: *climbs into the other uber*

Capricorn: Oh no.

Aquarius: Hi guys!

Virgo: What? It was either him or Gemini.

Aquarius: I take offense to that. I am at least as bad as Gemini.

Capricorn: *bangs head on seat*

Seating:

uber 1:          uber 2:        uber 3:

A     Sa           C     P            V     Li

Le   Sc           T     G           Aq   Cap

Gemini: Well, this is going to be interesting.

Taurus: Oh?

Gemini: We're sharing a uber with two people who are dating.

Taurus: Oh, don't worry about it. I hang out with them all the time, and they're fine.

Cancer & Pisces: *holding hands and talking*

Gemini: Don't you get sick of third wheeling?

Taurus: No... I've never really felt like a third wheel...

Gemini: If you say so.

*Elsewhere*

Aries Leo & Saggy: *singing* JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL...

Scorpio: I cannot believe I sat in this car.

Aries: Yeah, why did you?

Scorpio: Gemini and Aquarius were taking too long.

Aries: *shrugs* your loss. ...SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN...

*Elsewhere*

Aquarius: Guys! I have another one! What's brown and sticky?

Capricorn: *mutters* Your brain.

Libra: *overhears and tries to stop from laughing*

Virgo: A stick. Everyone knows that one.

Aquarius: Oh. I thought I was branching out in new directions.

Virgo Libra & Capricorn: ...

Aquarius: Okay, I'm with you. That one was extreemely bad.

Virgo Libra & Capricorn: ...

Aquarius: Would you guys rather I leaf you alone?

Capricorn: Can I duct tape his mouth now?

Virgo: Go ahead.

Aquarius: Wait-

Capricorn: *duck tapes Aquarius's mouth*

Aquarius: Mm.

*Elsewhere*

Cancer & Pisces: *talking*

*Suddenly there is a loud screeching noise*

Pisces: *screams*

Gemini: Oop! I'm getting a facetime call.

Taurus: Wait. That is your ringer?

Gemini: I lost a bet. *Clicks accept call*

Leo(via Gemini's phone): Hi guys!  I was dared to call someone and yell POTATOS!!

Aries & Saggy: *singing* SOME WILL WIN AND SOME WILL LOOOOSE...

Gemini: No fair! You guys get to be in the kareoke car?

Leo: Yeah!

Aries & Saggy: *singing* SOME WERE BORN TO SING THE BLUUEEES...

Pisces: *singing* OH THE MOVIE NEVER ENDS...

Cancer: *singing amaingly* It goes on and on, and on and on..

Taurus: *eating chips*

Aries & Saggy: *singing* STREETLIGHTS PEOPLE...

Scorpio: *quietly* You have ten seconds until I start stabbing people. Ten...

Leo: *scooches away*

Aries Gemini Cancer Saggy & Pisces: *singing* LIVIN' JUST TO FIND EMOTION...

Aries & Saggy: *singing* HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE- AAAAAHHHHAH!!!

Phone: *crash* *bump* AH HELP *beep* connection severed

Gemini Cancer & Pisces: ...

Taurus: *eating chips*

Cancer: Okay, then.

*Later*

*The three ubers pull up to a parking lot near a forest*

Aquarius: *jumps out of the uber and hugs Gemini* Help me Gemini! I was stuck in a car for hours with a boring-pants who doesn't like puns!

Virgo: Two boring-pants, actually.

Gemini: That's horrible, Aquarius! Why, you must have been forced to endure intellignt conversation!

Leo & Pisces: *gasp*

Aquarius: *fake crying* It was horrible.

Capricorn: There's one thing we can agree on.

Libra: *elbows Capricorn in the ribs*

Virgo: So, we're supposed to walk down this trail *points* and then we'll reach our campsite.

Saggy: *runs off into the woods* CAMPING WOOHOO

All: ...

Aries: *runs after Saggy* Wait up Saggy! Don't leave your best friend behind when you do something crazy!

All: ...

Aquarius: *runs after Aries and Saggy* Wait up Saggy! I'm not your best friend and you hate my guts, but I still wanna do something crazy!

All: ...

Gemini: I would be following them except I'm carrying all the tents.

Libra: I'm surprised Leo isn't following either.

Leo: I got my daily crazy out in the car. Aries and Saggy have a higher quota than I do.

Libra: And Aquarius?

Leo: Aquarius is just weird.

Gemini: *agrees with Leo*

Taurus: Wait, how can you do an action when we're not even in a group chat?

Gemini: *is magic*

Taurus: I respect that dude.

Virgo: We should just start heading towards the campsite. They know the way there now.

Cancer: How many tents do we have?

Gemini: Judging by the spine-crushing weight, I'd say six.

Virgo: So we need to pick tent buddies. Oh great...

Capricorn: But I hate everyone.

Libra: Nice try. You two are tenting together.

Virgo: Um... okay...?

Capricorn: But I hate everyone.

Libra: Except Virgo. You guys always seem to get along.

Virgo: Okay, sure.

Capricorn: *grunts*

Libra: So, who should I tent with? *Walks over to Taurus Cancer and Pisces*

Taurus: *talking* ...look, you guys are best friends. I'm totally fine with you tenting together.

Cancer: But Taurus, you're our best firend too.

Pisces: *hugs Taurus* Bestie Tauri!

Libra: Don't worry guys, Taurus is with me.

Cancer: Oh. Okay.

Leo: I think it's safe to assume that Aries and Saggy are tenting together.

Gemini: Yeah. So that leaves you, me, Aquarius, and Scorpio.

Leo: *turns pale* Gemini, want to tent with me?

Gemini: Uh, sure.

Scorpio: *overhearing* No way. Then I have to be with Aquarius.

Gemini: I'm just as bad as he is!

Scorpio: You're both weird. Leo is the only moderately sane one of your group.

Leo: *laughs nervously* Well, I'm already tenting with Gemini, so...

Scorpio: Relax. I hate your guts too. If Aquarius snores, I swear I will strangle him.

Gemini & Leo: ...

Scorpio: What?

Virgo: Here we are! *Walks into the campsite, and everyone follows*

To be continued...