Aries:  *Sleeping*

Saggy:  *Climbs in Aries's window*

Aries:  *Cuddling a teddy bear*

Saggy:  Aw, that's cute.  *Snaps a picture* *Pulls out a bullhorn* *Plays bullhorn*

Aries:  *Falls out of bed* WHa-?

Saggy:  Morning!

Aries:  You child of satan.

Saggy:  Love you too!  *Escapes out the window after blowing a kiss*

Aries:  CHILD OF SATAN

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*Taurus Cancer and Pisces are chatting and waiting for the bus to arrive*

Taurus:  *Eating doritos*

Cancer:  Ooh, can I have some?

Taurus:  If you really want to... *Hands Cancer the bag* *Pulls out a bag of normal chips*

Cancer:  *Eats a dorito* *Steam blows out of ears*

Pisces:  *Reading the bag* This says triple double spicy trouble.

Taurus:  Yup.  New brand.  Really good.

Cancer:  *Runs in circles with her tongue hanging out* *Accidentally runs into Scorpio*

Scorpio: ...

Cancer:  *Screams* *Runs behind the others*

Scorpio:  *Laughs evilly*

Taurus:  *Eating chips*

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*Capricorn wakes up in the new mansion to get ready for school and wanders downstairs.*

Gemini Leo & Aquarius:  *Asleep on the floor*

Capricorn: ...what?

Libra:  Gemini had a sleepover.

Capricorn:  Remind me why I moved in with you two.

Libra:  You like the olympic size pool and library.

Capricorn:  Ah, yes.

Aquarius:  *Wakes up* AH IT'S CAPRICORN

Capricorn:  ...

Gemini:  Yeah, it's Capricorn...?

Aquarius:  ...yeah sorry weird dream.

Gemini:  I'm hungry.  *Starts making breakfast*

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Pisces:  Finally, the bus is here!  *Opens backpack* We're nearly there, Charlie!

Cancer:  You're bringing Charlie to school?

Pisces:  Yeah?

Cancer:  Okay!

*The bus starts to slow down*

Saggy:  *Shoulders past everyone onto the bus* GO GO GO!

Bus driver:  Uh... *Sees Aries*

Aries:  CHILD OF SATAN PREPARE TO DIE!

Bus driver:  *Speeds away fifty miles over the speed limit*

Cancer & Pisces: ...

Scorpio:  So long sucks!  *Hanging on to the back of the bus*

Taurus:  *Eating chips*

Aries:  *Chasing the bus on foot* I'LL VIVISECT YOU

Cancer & Pisces: ...

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Gemini Leo Libra Capricorn & Aquarius:  *Walking to the bus stop*

Leo:  *Gets hit by a wild bus*

All:  LEO!  *Rush to Leo's side*

Leo: ...

All: ...

Leo:  ... AHHH I'M HURT SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE IT HURT MY FABULOUS FACE

Scorpio:  Pfft, he's fine.

All:  *Jumps*

Libra:  Okay, let's go to school now.

Gemini:  You do realize that was our bus.

Libra:  *Eyes widen* Oh no!

Aquarius:  *Pulls a hanglider out of his backpack*

All:  ...

Aquarius:  What?  You guys coming or not?

Capricorn:  Weight ratios are a real thing you know.

Gemini:  I WON'T LET GRAVITY TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Capricorn:  Okay, then.

*Everyone climbs onto Aquarius's hanglider to go to school*

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Saggy:  *Watching Aries out the window* faster Faster FASTER

Bus driver:  *Speeds up*

Boy 1:  What did you do?

Saggy:  I woke her up.

Boy 1: ...

Saggy:  She needs her sleep.

Boy 2:  Hey, at least we get to be late to school.

Aries:  YAAAAHHHHHHH!

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Taurus Cancer & Pisces:  *Walking*

Scorpio:  *Falls out of the sky onto Cancer*

Cancer:  *Screams*

Leo & Libra:  *Falls out of the sky*

Taurus Cancer & Pisces: ...

Leo:  I swear, I felt Gemini pushing me.

Taurus Cancer & Pisces: ...

Scorpio:  That thing was about to crash anyways.  I jumped.

Leo:  At least we're closer to the school now!

Libra:  I need sane friends.

Scorpio:  Shut up, you got on the hanglider too.

Taurus & Cancer: ...

Pisces:  *Whispers into backpack* There are not good role models, Charlie.

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Gemini Capricorn & Aquarius:  *Crash into a tree*

Aquarius:  Dangit!  I was sure that would work.

Capricorn:  Is this a good time to say "I told you so"?

Gemini:  No.

Capricorn:  At this point, let's just call an uber.

Aquarius:  My idea would have worked in a higher pressure zone...

Capricorn:  *Is the only one with an uber app and calls an uber*

Uber: *Pulls up next to them unrealistically fast*

All:  *Climbs in*

Aries:  *Jumps into the uber* FOLLOW THAT BUS! *Points*

Uber driver:  Actually-

Aries:  I SAID FOLLOW THAT BUS!

Uber driver:  Yes m'am.  *Follows the bus*

Aries:  Oh, hi guys.

Gemini & Capricorn: ...

Aries:  Funny meeting y'all here.

Gemini & Capricorn: ...

Aquarius:  All right!  Maybe this day won't be so bad after all!

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Saggy: SHE'S GOT AN UBER!

Bus driver:  *Muttering* Go to college, my mom said.  But no, I say driving kids around will be such an easy job.  What a riot...

Saggy:  SHE'S GAINING!

Bus driver:  *Speeds up*

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Taurus Cancer Leo Libra Scorpio & Pisces:  *Walking to school*

Bus:  *Speeds past*

Uber:  *Speeds past*

All: ...

Cancer:  I think today is going to be one of those days best spent hiding under the covers.

All:  Sure is.

*Everyone decides to just go home*

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*Meanwhile*

Virgo:  *At school* *Stares around the empty classroom* Where is everyone?

Teacher:  *Breathes a sigh of releif*