Virgo: ARIES! LET ME OUT!

Libra: *Opens the door* What happened? Why are you locked in your room?

Virgo: *Shoulders his way out* If you really want to know check the group chat. I have some fire signs to murder. And some air signs. And maybe an earth sign but I can't prove anything.

Libra: Yikes.

Capricorn: *Mutters* We leave the house for one day...

Virgo: Oh yeah, how was your day?

Libra: *Smiles* It was good.

Virgo: Great. That's good. You guys can relax. I'll take care of the... others.

Libra: Thanks a lot, Virgo.

Virgo: *Storms off*

Libra: I think maybe we should tell the others tomorrow.

Capricorn: I think maybe you're right.

Libra: Goodnight, Cap.

Capricorn: Goodnight, Libra.

*They go into their rooms for the night*

*In Pisces's room*

Cancer: What is that... screaming?

Pisces: I think we should probably stay in here for the rest of the night. Or at least stay in our own hallway.

Cancer: Yeah, that might be for the best. *Turns to Taurus* Do you know what's going on?

Taurus: *Eating chips* no

*Elsewhere*

Aries: RUN SAGGY RUN

Saggy: WE'RE ALMOST THERE

Virgo: YOU ARE GOING TO COME BACK HERE, APOLOGIZE, AND THEN CLEAN UP ALL THE MESS

Aries: WE'RE HERE *Runs into the tower*

Saggy: *Runs into the tower and slams the trap door shut, locks it*

Virgo: GET OUT OF THERE *Banging on the trapdoor*

Aries: HAHAHA- wait, what are you guys doing in here

Gemini: OH CRAP THEY'RE BACK

Leo: AHHHH *Runs up the ladder

Aquarius: WAIT FOR MEH

*The three scramble up the ladder*

Saggy: Why are they in here?

Aries: DON'T YOU DARE GO IN MY ROOM

Saggy: Ok fair

Aries: *Busts open the trapdoor Gemini is sitting on*

Gemini: *Goes flying into a wall*

Aries: Why are you guys in here?

Leo: Hiding form Virgo...?

Saggy: Hey, us too!

Aquarius: Wow, what a coincidince!

Aries: Yeah, let's have a party!

*Meanwhile*

Virgo: *Ears pressed to the trapdoor* Are they playing... music?

*Meanwhile*

Aries: *Wearing sunglasses and jamming out by the radio*

Saggy: *Also wearing sunglasses and making it rain with monopoly money*

Gemini & Aquarius: *Slow dancing on the ping pong table*

Leo: *Repeatedly going down the slide*

*Meanwhile*

Virgo: ...screw this I'm going to bed.

*The next morning*

Aries: *Passed out on the couch*

Gemini: *Sleeping on the floor*

Leo: *Asleep on the slide*

Saggy: *Asleep on the pingpong table*

Aquarius: *Asleep on the basketball hoop, somehow*

Aries: *Wakes up* Guys let's get breakfast

Saggy: *Wakes up* Sure, I'll wake these others up

Saggy: HEY LOSERS GET UP

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: AHhh *Wake up*

Saggy: Food time

Gemini Leo & Aquarius: YAy!!

*They all head downstairs for breakfast*

Leo: Hmm I wonder what to eat for breakfast... *wades through peanust and opens the pantry*

Virgo: SURPRISE *Jumps out of the pantry*

Leo: AAaAAAaAhHHHH

Virgo: *Presses button on wall just outside the kitchen* *Ducks out*

*Metal grates descend blocking all the exits from the kitchen/sitting room area*

Virgo: Now CLEAN THIS UP OR I'M NOT LETTING YOU OUT

Saggy: Ugghhhhh

*The five slowly begin to clean the mess*

*Hours later*

Virgo: Hi everyone, the kitchen's clean and I made lunch so get your sorry butts down here before I come get them myself mwahaha

Virgo: Sorry Aries stole my phone for that last bit. Lunch is ready

Cancer: Thanks Virgo! I'm coming!

Scorpio: People, who keeps adding me to this

Scorpio left the chat

Aquarius: No one tell her it was me

Gemini added Scorpio to the chat

Gemini: IT WAS AQUARIUS

Aquarius: NO HE'S TRYING TO FRAME ME PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

Scorpio: You're both annoying

Scorpio kicked Gemini from the chat

Scorpio kicked Aquarius from the chat

Leo: Yessss I didn't get kicked

Leo: Crap why did I say that out loud

Scorpio kicked Leo from the chat

Scorpio left the chat

Capricorn: Look we all know if there keeps up a conversation Aries and Saggy are going to say something dumb and get kicked so I'll just spare everyone the trouble

Capricorn kicked Aries from the chat

Capricorn kicked Saggy from the chat

Pisces: And then someone's going to kick Capricorn for some reason

Capricorn: What

Pisces kicked Capricorn from the chat

Cancer: And then eventually everyone who ever kicked someone gets kicked

Cancer kicked Pisces from the chat

Libra: And then Libra gets pissed because everyone's spamming and kicks everyone

Libra kicked Taurus from the chat

Libra kicked Cancer from the chat

Libra kicked Virgo from the chat

Libra left the chat

Taurus: Yo thanks for the food Virgo.

Virgo: No problem. Libra and Capricorn don't do all the work around here.

Libra: Oh yeah Capricorn and I have something to tell everyone.

Leo: Did you guys buy us chocolate???

Libra: No

Aries: Then it obviously doesn't matter as much as you think it does

Libra: *Sighs* Tell them.

Capricorn: What? No. You tell them.

Libra: Oh... okay. Capricorn and I are dating.

*Beat*

Gemini: HAH I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS A DATE

Aries & Saggy: *Facepalm*

Gemini: Congrats! *Slaps Libra hard on the back*

Libra: *Winces*

Cancer: Congrats guys!!! I ship it so much!!!

Pisces: Capra? Or Libricorn? Defiately Libricorn.

Aquarius: I mean, did I call it or what? Congrats!

*Everyone congratulates them*

Saggy: Haha, now Cancer and Pisces aren't the only couple anymore.

Pisces: We can go on double dates!!!

Capricorn: Yeah... double dates...

Libra: *Elbows Capricorn in the ribs* Sure!

*Everyone eats lunch*