Quick (A/N)

Someone, anyone, count how many times I use quiznak in this chapter XD

(2F/N) Does not have an actual gender... So I'm just going to put (he/she) XD Ok enjoy the chapter!!!

Your pov

"Well FUCK IT! " I yelled while jumping in.

To be honest that was stupid... Like REALLY stupid, Lance level stupid. When I jumped in I could see white then metal, then- OW!!!

"WHAT IN THE QUIZNAKING WORLD!" I screamed. I felt weight on my back, quiznak, whatever it was I need to get rid of it.

"Oh shut YOUR quiznak, you're the one who got us stuck here in the first place." (1F/N)?!?!

"Your here too!?!?" To be honest I didn't expect her to follow me.

"OF COURSE I'M HERE I COULDN'T LET YOU HAVE THE GLORY OF, OF- UH... WHATEVER! " She screamed. 

"Gosh you really are like Lance! " (2F/N)!?!?! 

"YOUR HERE TOO!?!?!" Did (he/she) follow (1F/N)!!! 

"Ya, if you guys died then I would have liked to die along with you guys. " Aw that was really nice of (him/her) to say. Wait- quiznak they're still on me... Well time to scream... 

"Hey you guys...CAN YOU GET THE QUIZNAK OFF OF ME!!! " 

"WELL I'M SORRY KEITH KOGANE AM I TOO HEAVY FOR YOU?!!!!" 

"Well in fact you ARE HEAVY LANCE MCCLAIN! You and your big fat ego and ass IS JUST TOO HEAVY FOR ME TO CARRY!" I love her and all but she can be so QUIZNAKING annoying! 

"OK SHUT THE FUCK UP! I get it! I'll get off now (Y/N), (1F/N) get off of her." Oooo, scary (2F/N). 

" Yay less weight off of me!!!" My back is still kind of sore though.

"Ok, ok I'll get off of her now... Sassy. " After she got off of me I stood up and said 

"So... Uh... Where are we? "

"I don't know... This looks like the castle from Voltron... " Ya true (1F/N). We walked around for less than a minute and we hear a alarm go off 

"WHY IS THERE AN ALARM!!! " I tried yelling over the alarm and plugging my ears. "I DON'T KNOW! I THINK THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GETTING US HERE IN THE QUIZNAKING FIRST PLACE! "(1F/N) screamed. She always blames ME for everything, she was the one to follow me along with (2F/N). We started running because we thought we triggered the alarm, and it was us who triggered it.

Keith's pov

I was at the training deck and starting sequence "WHAT IN THE QUIZNAKING WORLD! " I assumed that us was Pidge for the feminine voice and didn't bother to look a few minutes later the alarm went off meaning there was an intruder in the castle. I quick ran to the control room. 

"What's going on?! " I yelled.