Names
Keith's pov
"Whatever, come on we have to get back to the others" I started walking back. Their hiding something they may come from another reality but their hiding something.
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We got back from that small incident meeting back up with Lance, Pidge, and the other two, we really need to call them something else besides 'the other us' or something. Even a different name would even work. When we entered the dinning room Allura, Hunk, and Shiro were there also. "Hello you thr- how did you get out of the handcuffs!?" Almost sounded like a mad mother for a tick there. He started to stammer, "I- uh... S-some how uh...did so?"
Your pov
I mentally faceplamed myself, and just wondered why I didn't come up with a story to cover it up. I sighed, I got more annoyed by the tick. I have been holding my fangirl side for a damn long time. I swear it's like giving me anxiety. Allura started talking "We know for sure that your not galra. " I relaxed but my grudge was still there. "We're giving you three rooms because it might take us a while to help you back to your reality. " It made my anger state worse. (2F/N) looked at me with worry noticing my expression. (He/She) pulled my sleeve and whispered in my ear. "Chill, looks like your gonna murder something or someone." I glared at her and retorted back. "Because I am. " Everyone looked at me. Quiznak. Shiro spoke up, "Anyways we have decided that you'll eat with us and Pidge will show you your rooms. " I wanted to fangirl right there, I bit my tough to keep quiet. I cursed at the pain I've brought myself.
We took our seats, we waited, and the food was no other than the space goo. It looked worse than the show had put it, but then again it's animated. I pushed the plate away, "I'm not eating that... " I crossed my arms because there are no pockets on my cosplay. (1F/N) and (2F/N) agreed with me. We love Voltron and everything but we never liked looking at the space goo. We always imagined it this, this weird green thing. It was hard to explain but you get the point? "Oh! You'll get used to it! If it smells bad you know it's good! The paladins are used to it! " Coran said enthusiastically.
They took a small bite, (2F/N) and (1F/N) seemed to like it because the next thing tick they devoured the entire plate. I looked at them like they were aliens themselves. (1F/N) encouraged me to take a bite. "Come on Keith! Stop being such a grouchy cat. " (2F/N) joined too. "Ya! It's not as bad as you think. It's not the best thing I've tasted but it's pretty goo!" I wanted to slap (him/her) for that pun. "First of all, I can't purr for the last time Lance! Don't call me a cat. Second, I'd rather starve than eat that. " They both got spoons and nodded at each other before taking a scoop of my food. The paladins stared at us in amusement. "Ready Lance? " (He/She) looked at (1F/N). "Quiznak ya! " I stared at the two wondering what their about to do.
They shoved the spoons in my face! My eyes widened, but I quickly looked away refusing to take a bite. "AW, come on! You just knoooow you wannnnna take a bite of iiit. You can totally understand your own feelings~" (He/She) was talking like a mother trying to feed her child who would refuse to eat anything. "Ya... And you know what my feelings tell me, they tell me that they 100% know that they don't want to eat it at all. " I pushed the spoons away and climbed the table and dropped down to the other side.
The actual Pidge, and Lance, along with Hunk giggled with amusement. "I'm not a child who needs feeding! " I yelled. They both said together, "Then eat it. " They said evilly. Allura scolded us for being immature. *Cough* space mom*cough*. We finished our food, the space goo was ok, like (2F/N) said, not the best or worst thing we've tasted. Before Allura sent us off with Pidge, she said, "Since there's two of you, we need to address you three by something else." My head was about to explode when she said that.
We couldn't give out our real names right? For (2F/N), (his/her) name would work, unless (he/she) uses Katie, it might still work though. (He/She) spoke, " Alright, call me (2F/N)." My eyes widened a bit. Hey don't know that's her real, real name. I looked at (1F/N) for help she looked stumped too.
Names, I swear it's my worst enemy. (1F/N) looked like she had something in mind "I would like all of you to call me...THE ULTIMATE MEME LORD! "
I grinned and covered my mouth with one hand. I tried to hide my laughter. Everyone around us was quite for a few ticks. Everyone burst out laughing except Allura and Coran because they don't know what a meme is, let alone seen one. Lance who was on the bridge of tears tried to say, "Y-YOU THE *laughs* MEME LORD! *laughs*."
I saw (1F/N) blush, I chuckled and was about to rub it in her face. "Oooh~ He-. "Before I could finish my sentence her hand covered my mouth. "Shut up will you!!! " I was able to mumble through her hand. "Pft, no." I smirked, she released her hand. "Thank gosh, I was sure that your smelly hand was gonna suffocate me to death." She got mad at me again, but I just laughed it off. "I'll get you back." She grumbled. "Seriously though, what should we call you two." Pidge asked.
(Changing it again)
(1F/N): Uh...How about we switch names? *Looks at you*
You: Pft, in your dreams, bad idea.
(1F/N):Uh...*Snickers* KLANCE FOR ME!
You: Dude! Yes!!! Wtf... don't care anymore... when you ship it, you gotta ship it... no shame *smirks*
Pidge: What do you mean by 'ship it'?
You:*slams the table and crumbles to the floor* KILL ME!
Pidge:What!?
(1F/N): Thi- this is just sad... *fake tears form*
Pidge: What does SHIP IT MEAN?!
(2F/N): W-why... this reality sure is missing out...
Allura: What are you talking about? What does ship it mean?
(1F/N): Don't worry princess, we'd have to explain everything and that would take forever.
You: Ya for- *notices her fake tears* Dude what the... Ok this time your overeating, no, stop, j-just no.
(2F/N): Sh- He's right, stop crying and-
Pidge: Wha- Allura doesn't get a big reaction! But I have a crazy reaction when I don't know what 'ship it' means!
You: Ya ya whatever, we expected you to know that. *Hand on one hip*
(*cough*Persassy Jackson*cough*)
Pidge: Ugh...But we really need you to call you something else other than... The Ultimate Meme Lord.
Me and (1F/N) groaned. Then smirked, I swear, whenever she does that, she's got something in her mind. It's usually not every good.
(1F/N): Ooooh, I've got a name~
(2F/N):Ok, what is it?
(1F/N): Call me... (Y/N)
Keith: It's better than Lance, sure we'll call you (Y/N). Can I leave now?
Lance: HEY!
(2F/N): Pfft
I blushed at Keith for saying my name. She isn't going to use my name.
You: *Slams the table* You are not going to use that name!
Pidge: That's a female's name you know right?(I'm sorry if your name goes for both genders lmao rip)
(1F/N): Best. Reaction. Ever... Oooooh~ and why not~ you have a girlfriend who has that naaaaame~?
I gritted my teeth together .
(Y/N): *death glare* You. Are. Going. To. Pay. *smiles eavily* Like they say... Every action has it's equal opposite reaction.*pulls out blade of marmora knife*
(1F/N): *Freezes and puts her hands up in defense* ahahahaha... ok...
Lance: Where did he get thaaaaaat?
In the corner of my eye, I could see Keith staring at the blade symbol... shiiiit I forgot to wrap it again...
(Y/N): Don't use that name!
She started to push my limtes once again.
(1F/N): Whyyyyy noooooot~?
I walked towards her smiling eavily holding the blade in my hand like a murder would.
Shiro:*comes through the door* What is going on here!?!?!?!?(*cough* space dad*cough*)
I didn't even notice he left...
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I am really sorry... I keep saying that... I know, I know, ugh... I lost my motivation... lmao, it's really weird lol. I lose motivation then I just I back the lose it for a long time and sooooo on lol.
I'm trying to type without my lack of motivation getting the best of me lmaooo
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