"Cross this mountain and you'll be able to see your territory," the knight said to Lex in the carriage as he unsaddled his horse next to it.

The knight had been temporarily assigned to the new lord, and he could have sworn that he had never met anyone as charming as this lord in his life. Just one look into his eyes and he felt his heart and soul bow to him.

The man had the most beautiful eyes in the world, the most touching smile, and the most captivating noble bearing.

From the moment he met him, his gaze could never be diverted elsewhere. When the dean announced that he would select two knights from among them to escort the noble to his territory, the knights, who were originally very unwilling, did their best to show off their strength and bravery.

In the end, the noble selected him and his partner.

This was enough to make him proud for the rest of his life!

Lex closed his eyes and swayed in the bumpy carriage. The road was so bad and the carriage was not shock-absorbing, so he didn't say a word for fear of throwing up. It wasn't until nightfall that they finally stopped for a rest.

The two knights desperately tried to impress him. If it wasn't for his repeated refusals, and they would have had to help him hold his chicken when he relieves himself.

"My lord! It's cold at night now, let me sleep with you!" Knight Elijah

patted his chest, looked at Lex adoringly, swallowed hard and said, "I'm very warm."

The other knight, Alex, also hurriedly said, "My lord, I'm also very warm, I can warm your feet."

Even the meek coachman whispered beside him, "I can warm... your hands."

Lex: "...no thanks."

He didn't know if everyone here was so warm and unrestrained, but he really wasn't used to this kind of enthusiasm.

After all, ever since he arrived here, someone has been trying to climb into his bed every night.

There have been men and women, and there have even been other races besides humans. In short, he has been able to see all kinds of demons and monsters in his bed.

Their destination was the manor beyond the two mountains, where the lord had been removed from office by the Holy Court after suffering from a plague of insects for five consecutive years.

Lex had been sent by the Holy Court.

After his arrival, he had "worked" at the Holy Court, where his daily tasks consisted of leading the people in morning prayers. Apart from that, he just hung around, quiet quitting, while rejecting the advances of his many suitors.

God knows how he felt the first night he arrived, when he found a 2m bearded hunk in bed.

The other man even threw him a seductive glance, saying he could do whatever he wanted with him.

He thought he was unlucky to have arrived in a strange world with strange customs, but he didn't realize it could get any worse.

Everyone he met, man or woman, wanted to sleep with him. Could it get any worse than that?

As he was about to fall asleep, he heard two knights whispering outside the carriage.

"My lord is so shy."

"Yes, if my lord would like to feel my muscles, he would definitely find them attractive."

"Come on, do your muscles look as good as mine and feel as nice as mine? I'm not bragging, but I've had many compliments on my muscles. Have you had any?"

"You're full of it! My body is better than yours!"

"Huh? Is my body shape not good? Not only is my body shape good, but so are other parts of my body."

Lex: '...'

Sorry, I really don't have a clue about your muscles or other parts of your body.

The two knights looked at each other with dislike, feeling that it was the other person who had prevented them from achieving their goal.

Only a knight of noble character like himself was worthy of someone as outstanding as the lord.

The coachman whispered beside him, "Maybe the lord likes me."

The two knights suddenly joined forces and mocked together, "Like your skinny little body? You've got a long way to go!"

"A lowly carriage driver, and you're still dreaming of the lord? Are you living in a dream?"

The carriage driver was depressed by the mockery, but felt that he was not completely hopeless. After all, the lord had smiled at him, and maybe the lord kind of liked him, but they couldn't be together because of their status.

However, when Lex opened his eyes in the morning, he found that two knights were sleeping next to him, one on his left and one on his right. Because of the limited space in the carriage, they both slept on their sides, backs against the carriage. Presumably, they were afraid of waking Lex, and they were extremely well-behaved, not touching Lex at all.

But—

"Get up!" Lex quickly jumped off the carriage.

The two knights opened their eyes, sleepily. When they opened their eyes, they saw that Lex, who had been sleeping in the middle, was gone. After hearing Lex's voice, they hurriedly left the carriage. Before they could speak, they noticed that their partner, like themselves, was sporting an embarrassing tent.

Lex: "How many times have I told you! Don't sleep with me after I fall asleep!"

"You two go back to the Holy Court! The carriage driver will take me to the territory, and I can't afford knights like you!"

The coachman looked at Lex with soulful eyes.

He knew that the lord must also like him.

He would never let him down!

The two knights looked at Lex stupidly.

Oh, when the lord was angry, he was also so charming, with his rosy cheeks and fiery eyes. He was even more charming than the love god in the books. It was an honor to be lectured by such a lord.

Elijah: "My lord, he entered first. I was afraid that he intended to do you harm, so I went in to keep an eye on him!"

Alex quickly said, "My lord, he is lying. He was the one who entered first!"

Elijah declared with a sad face, "My lord, I am willing to give you everything. How could I disobey your orders?"

Alex looked at the lying Elijah in shock and felt that this man was shameless.

The coachman added fuel to the fire, "My lord, I am the only one who listens to you!"

"I've never even been in a carriage!"

He puffed out his chest with pride.

The two knights stared at him in exasperation.

Lex really wanted the two knights to turn around and go back to the monastery, but if they went back, the monastery would just send new knights.

On second thought, they hadn't touched him, so there was something to be said for them.

Back at the monastery, there was a female noble who often touched his waist when he wasn't looking.

He had to wash his underwear by himself, and he had to do it secretly, otherwise someone would steal it from his room.

The world was a scary place, and he really wanted to go home.

"No more!" Lex gave a solemn ultimatum. "If I find out about this again, I'll ask the monastery to send me two new knights."

Elijah quickly patted his chest and promised, "My lord, I will keep an eye on Alex! I will defend your chastity to the death!"

Alex: "...My lord! I will do the same. I will keep an eye on Elijah!"

Lex himself couldn't figure out what it was about him that attracted all these people. He didn't flirt or act considerate, and even when he looked in the mirror, he didn't feel like he was stunningly good-looking – except that his eyes were a little deeper and his nose a little more prominent, he was practically the same as before the time travel.

And before the time travel, he was in his own world, and he didn't have many suitors.

Not to mention people who fell in love with him at first sight.

But here, everyone is deeply in love with him. It seems that as soon as they see him, they are struck by Cupid's arrow, and all of them are struck through the heart.

The morning incident passed like this, and they continued on their journey. The two knights did not dare to harass Lex, and Lex had a rare quiet morning.

Perhaps being a lord is not bad. He can hide in his castle and not go anywhere. Peace in the world.

Just as Lex was about to close his eyes and rest, Elijah suddenly shouted, "My lord! Someone is lying on the ground up ahead!"

Lex asked, "Who? What race?"

Elijah rode over, shouting at Lex, "Pointy ears, an elf! He's unconscious!"

Alex: "He's naked! He must have been trying to seduce you! Don't get out of the carriage! Let's carry him away!"

Lex is humored by the brilliance of their logic.

Why would someone in a coma be trying to seduce you?

Lex jumped down from the carriage and looked at the man lying in the middle of the road. He could have sworn he had never seen such a good-looking person in his life. Both men and women of the elf race had the most outstanding and delicate appearance, which was precisely why the elves had never lived in places frequented by humans.

The man was naked, and his skin was as white as jade, but he was not skinny, instead, he had evenly muscled arms and a sexy and perfect six-pack. Even with his eyes closed, one could marvel at his face.

He had long, golden hair, curled golden eyelashes, a high, straight nose, and thin, pale lips. One couldn't help but want to tell him to open his eyes and let people catch a glimpse of his true beauty.

He was clearly lying in the road, with dead leaves around him, but it looked like a scroll painting, painted by a master with the most delicate brushstrokes, so beautiful that it didn't seem like a product of this world.

Unfortunately, the knight and the coachman did not share this view. They felt that anyone who came into Lex's presence was trying to seduce him, and this elf was no exception.

Elijah was distraught. If he had known about this trick, he would have just laid naked in front of the lord.

He turned to look at Alex, and saw that Alex had the same expression as him. They must have thought of the same thing.

The two knights exclaimed, "My lord! He may be a spy!"

"My lord! He must be up to something! You must not be fooled by his appearance!"

Lex's face was set in stern resolve. "Now, carry him to the carriage."

"Don't make me repeat myself, or you'll both be back at the monastery!"

In the end, the elf was carried to the carriage, and Lex dressed him in his own clothes – they were just a little small, though, and the sleeves and pant legs were too short.

Lex let out a long breath as he looked at the other's exquisite and beautiful face.

Maybe he could have a friend for the first time.

The other person was so beautiful themselves, they probably wouldn't fall in love with him at first sight.

Gosh, it is really hard to be a Gary Stu.