zevon's p.o.v

ah auradon looks so lovely, i wonder why they've kept this from us for so long. do they not like to share? whatever, soon this will all be mine. and once auradon is mine, i'm going to make so many changes. first thing to go will be the heroes of course, but after that these colors. blue and yellow? gross, who's grandma designed this place? i guess for now i'll try to enjoy this place, i do have to look for a place to stay. i'm sure my old friends wouldn't mind me staying the night right?

so where are they? my friends, where could they be? mal, is she running around like she owns the place? what about jay? does he steal stealing for his dad and his friends? carlos, is he running errands for mommy dearest? and evie, oh my sweet evie. how is she? is she still making jay and mal do her dirty work while she distracts the enemy with her looks and charms? well i just hope she welcomes me into her home with open arms. they'll all be the first to go, that is unless they want to make me an offer i couldn't resist.

nah i'll probably keep evie around, she can come in handy after all. jay and mal will be the first to go from the four, after everything they did to me on the isle they deserve what comes for them. first of all, mal broke my heart in two and for what? she humiliated me by denying my hand in front of everyone in dragon hall, how dare she?! she would flirt with me a lot, but after all it was only so she could steal my chemical supplies for evie. and jay did the same thing, except he would take my potions too! who does that? bully's do that, and that's exactly what they are. bullies. carlos, i could just torture him, he wasn't as bad as the others but he was still their friend.

what pisses me off even more is that they didn't let me be in their gang, they didn't allow uma either but now look! she and mal are dating, and that's the worst thing to have happened. i mean how could she? mal and i are meant to be with each other, but if i can't have her then i'll take second best. evie. just thinking about them all pisses me off, especially evie. yeah jay and mal were bad, but at least they don't act like they're not from the isle anymore.

evie, oh she has changed. look at her, she's going to be queen one day while she pretends what went down on the isle never happened. she may wear all the gowns and tiaras she wants, but underneath she's isle trash just like us. she is a thief, a liar, a heartbreaker, a home wrecker, the worst of the worst. dressing up like a princess doesn't change that, i still remember everything. most like to thing of mal as the gang leader when in reality it was evie calling the shots. the whole, i'm an innocent princess act really made it easy for her to do as she pleased. you looked at her or said something negative about her, jay or mal would chase and beat you.

i remember this one time i complimented her and she got mad, and guess who ended up with a bloody nose. me! i don't get why she got so mad, it she didn't want me to compliment her then she should've worn something that didn't really show off her body. i hope she has learned how to accept a compliment since then.

i'll be the first to say, something we've all been thinking but didn't have the guts to say. i'm sure once she becomes queen she's going to do the same thing as her mother and poison the girl. maybe she'll even use an apple like mother dearest. i just can't wait to see it happen, this place could use a bit of excitement. that princess who went rouge really set the standards high for us, or at least those of us left. suddenly everyone seems to have gone to the good side, yeah okay posers. we're all evil, just like our parents. history is bound to repeat itself. and if it doesn't, well i'll do the honors for making it happen.

wait a second, is that who i think it is? is that evie? and carlos too! oh well i wonder where they're going, they seem to be all dressed up. why not follow them zevon? well that's a great idea zevon, let's go follow them. maybe i'll get some dirt on them, some leverage.  i made sure to hide, i didn't want them to know i was here just yet. my arrival will be a surprise for all, and maybe a blessing.

after walking for so long i ended up in front of a little house? a cottage? i don't know what the fuck it is but they both went inside. now don't tell me they're doing the dirty behind their royal loved ones. well if that got out, it could really hurt then wouldn't it? i need to get a closer look before i do anything else. either i break a window or i find an unlocked door. knowing these auradon shmucks, they probably keep their doors unlocked thinking no one would bother robbing them.

i walked around the property before checking the back door that led to some type of studio? yeah this was definitely evie's house, look at all those designs and fabrics. she must be rich if she can afford fabrics. i should be rich, but no worries my time will come. i will be a king! and evie will be my lovely queen, whether she likes it or now. oh yes i will have auradon on its knees for me, no ones gonna stop me.