Empire Pizza

Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Me: *eating my cheese pizza*

ice_elizy: *eating her pepperoni pizza*

Man: If you're looking forward to 2024, it ain't never gonna come.

Me: What are you talking about?

Man: 2023 is here to stay.

ice_elizy: No? Time marches on! 2023 isn't gonna stick around forever!

Waitress: 2024 is gonna be amazing!

Man: What's gonna be amazing about it?

Me: The Summer Olympics in Paris!

ice_elizy: For sure! And its gonna be a leap year!

Man: I don't want 2024 to come!

Waitress: Nothing you can do about it, sir. Here's your tuna grinder.

Man: I asked for lettuce!

Waitress: *ignores him*

Me: Serves him right!

ice_elizy: Yup!

This story was written on Monday, April 10th, 2023. (Easter Monday Canada)

A/N Some people are stupid. 2024 will be our next year to look forward to. 2023 ain't gonna be around forever. Time marches on. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.