Paul: *brings in pizzas from Empire Pizza*

Me: *eats some cheese pizza*

Paul: Arlene, you want some pizza? *eats some pepperoni pizza*

Arlene: I'm making a bologna sandwich. *opens the fridge, and gets some Oscar Myer bologna, and puts it on wheat bread* Where's the Miracle Whip?

Paul: Ken ran out. He has to get some more from the supermarket.

Arlene: Oh. *eats her bologna sandwich*

Paul: You don't want any pizza, Arlene?

Arlene: No. *still eating her sandwich* Got any hot sauce?

Paul: It's right there.

Arlene: Thanks. *gets the Texas Pete hot sauce, and puts some in her eye, and yelps in stinging pain* My eye!!!!

Paul: Arlene, are you crazy?! You purposely put hot sauce in your eye!

Arlene: I substituted it for eye drops!

Paul: Hot sauce burns your eyes! You can go blind!

Arlene: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. *melts*

Paul: Unbelievable!

Me: Exactly!

Arlene: *melted like ice cream*

This story was written on Thursday, April 27th, 2023.

A/N Arlene decided to make a bologna sandwich over pizza! 😳 How bizarre! And she's stupid to put hot sauce in her eye, as it can do damage to her retina! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.