Denny's

South Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Woman: *leaves without her purse*

Forgetfulness: *eating pancakes* She forgot her purse! *laughs*

Woman: *rushes back in* Forgot my purse!

Forgetfulness: That was hilarious!

Woman: You got something you want to say to me, huh? Speak up!

Forgetfulness: I just thought it was funny, you forgot your purse.

Woman: Laugh this off! pepper sprays F in his eyes* Ha! *storms out of Denny's with her purse*

Forgetfulness: *eyes pepper sprayed* That stings!!! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!

Man: I'll shut him up!

Forgetfulness: I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!

Man: *whacks F with a cartoon mallet* There!

Forgetfulness: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him and his tongue sticking out*

Man: *goes back to eating his bacon and eggs, and drinking his coffee* This is definitely a quality breakfast.

This story was written on Thursday, April 13th, 2023.

A/N Forgetfulness is a jerk! So malicious! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.