*If you're reading this, please don't kill me, Raph.

You were simply chilling and watching your favorite movie. You know the one. The one that you know literally every word to and can't help mouthing the lines, kinda freaking out anyone who sits next to you during this....

Anyhoot, you were watching the mooovieee and heard a buzz from your phone. You sighed and picked it up.

BFF: Hey guuurrrrl

You: Are you ok? You sound like you have a brain tumor. lol

BFF: lol screw u

You: LOLOLOL but srsly, what do you want?

BFF: I found this cute guy who u would totes be perfect for.

You: I told you already, Damien Johnson isn't my type... He has a neck beard.

BFF: lol not him

You: Then Jeremy Woods? Ugh, that kid literally can't take no for an answer.

BFF: nope. I'm talking about a new guy I met. His name is Raphael.

You: Ooh, fancy

BFF: Yup. He's wonderful for you. He's kinda a hothead, but with your calming personality, he might be able to relax.

You: Whateves, I'm up for it. As long as he's not a dick.

BFF: lol. he's not a *diiiick*

You: wat

BFF: BYE!!

You rolled your eyes at your bestie and put the phone away, excited to see this new "Raphael"