Amazing song btw☝️

Just some random messages between you two because I felt like writing and getting something out, but I'm also really tired and feeling lazy atm.

Darling
How would one shove their foot up someone's ass? Is it even possible?

Blue
How the hell would I know? XD

Darling
You should know everything!

You hold the mighty chest if secrets, you have the answers!!

Blue
Sorry, I threw that old thing out ages ago. It was taking too much space.

Darling
Are you kidding me?! If anyone finds that thing, they could do incredibly terrible things!

You must find it

Now

Blue
Ummm...I'm good :P

I'm fine in my bed, thank you very much

Darling
Wow, lazy

Blue
I'll bet you money that you're doing the same now

Darling
.......

Fiiine

Blue
Now we're both lazy :D

Darling
I'll bet you money this time I do more exercise in a day than you do in a week

Blue
I'm not even gonna argue, it's most likely true XD

Darling
....that was surprisingly easy

Blue
Thats what she said

Darling
NO!

SHUT UP!

BAD BLUE, BAD!

Blue
Whats so bad about a "thats what she said" joke?

Darling
EVERYTHING!

Besides, I hear enough of that from my idiotic, thirteen-year-old brothers

Blue
One of the reasons I'm thankful to be an only child

Darling
You lucky asshole-_-

Blue
:D

Darling
Shut up with your stupid smiley face

Blue
:D

:D

:D

Darling
You bitch!

Don't you dare disrespect me, for I am the god of your mother!

Blue
.....

Darling
Yeah, you better be silent

Blue
My mom?

Why my mom? XD

Darling
Don't question the gods

Blue
But what if I don't have a mom? D:

Darling
What did I just say?

DON'T QUESTION THE GODS

Blue
I'll do what I want, asshole

Darling
Why are you speaking to my asshole??

Blue
You know what I meant! XD

Darling
So me as a whole is an asshole?!

Have I been living a lie my entire life?!

So, when my mom yells at me to get my ass over here, does she mean JUST my ass or me as a whole?

Blue
The world may never know

Darling
WE WOULD IF YOU NEVER THREW OUT THE CHEST OF SECRETS!!

Blue
Well too bad, sunshine

Go find it yourself

Darling
But I'm tirrrred! My family drains all the energy they can from me as possible

Blue
Suck it up

Darling
Thats what she said

Blue
NOW LOOK WHO'S MAKING THE JOKES!

Darling
Yeah, yeah

Not that much, but I ran out of ideas :/

This is accurate to an actual conversation my friend, Keegan and I would have though. He comes up with the most random shit and its so amazing😂😂