YOU:
yoongi omfh g i

YOONGS:
uh

YOONGS:
hi,

YOU:
pls hel pme like i know we never text but this is impt this is an EMERGENCY

YOU:
i'm suhc an idioto mg why di bdnt i t ELL THEM TO BACK TEH FU OFF

YOONGS:
uh

YOONGS:
bye,

YOU:
Y O O N G

YOU:
oka wair pls listn

YOONGS:
listning,

YOU:
ohmyog d sOME PEROSN GOT M Y NUMBR IDK HOW ???????? AND THEYVE APPARNTLY TALKE DT O ME BFR BC THEY KNOW I USE EMOJIS A LO T

YOU:
AND OKS O ITS MOST PROBALBY SMEONE FROM S C OHOLL BUT THEHRY ACTING LIKE SUCHA CREEP LIKE ABT THEM SEEING ME @ SCHOOL BUT I WONT S EE THEM ?????? LIKR WH

YOU:
THEY EVEN KNO WHER I LIVE LIK E NOBO D Y KNOWS WHRE I LIBVE EXCEPT U IG

YOU:
HO W CREEPY IS THT

YOONGS:
okay,

YOU:
YOONG P L S TEL ME WHT 2DO

YOU:
IMR E AL LY SCARE D LIKE HOWDI D THIS HAPPEN

YOONGS:
why are you telling me about this

YOONGS:
when all you have to do is block the fucking number,

YOU:
becaus e

YOU:
the conversation wasnt that bad????????

YOONGS:
why are you

YOONGS:
why are you even telling me about this then

YOU:
bECAUSE I HAVE NO SENSE OF JUDGEMENT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO YOU DUMB DOORKNOB WHICH IS WHY I'M ASKING YOU

YOU:
LIKE WHO EVEN WOULD MESSAGE ME AND SAY STUFF LIKE TH

YOU:
wait

YOU:
wait a fucking tick

YOU:
oh

YOU:
o h

YOONGS:
what

YOU:
i

YOU:
should

YOU:
have

YOU:
known

YOONGS:
ok

YOU:
not funny u rat

YOU:
you gave me a fucking heart attack

YOONGS:
oh

YOU:
i was about to call the cops NO LIE

YOU:
jesus man

YOONGS:
cool

YOU:
yOONGI THIS IS SERIOUS I REALLY THOUGHT TH

YOU:
wait omg,,

YOU:
do you really think that my eyebrows are on fleek aw 😊

YOONGS:
alright taehyung

YOONGS:
i'm just going to be completely honest here

YOONGS:
i actually legitimately have no fucking idea what you're talking about

YOU:
cut it out ok!!!!! i know it was you lmaoo

YOU:
that's kinda sweet tho i didn't know you were into pranks n shit awww

YOONGS:
yeah okay fine it was me you got me

YOU:
i kNEW IT haha why didn't you just admit it before??

YOONGS:
BECAUSE IT WASNT ME OH MY GOD IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'LL LEAVE ME ALONE UNLESS I SAY THAT

YOU:
waiUT SO IT WASNOT U

YOONGS:
ffs,

YOU:
DAJWEFHJDVASJKDGWABUSKJD

YOONGS:
i thought you were scared shitless about this like a minute ago

YOU:
IM SORRY IM JUST SO!!!!!!WOW!!!!!!!!!

YOU:
SOMEBODY TALKED TO ME FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND LIKE IF IT WASNT YOU THEN

YOU:
THERES SOMEONE OUT THERE IN OUR SCHOOL YOONGI, SOMEONE WHO THINKS I HAVE NICE EYEBROWS

YOONGS:
and, from what you've told me, is also someone who somehow got your number without your knowledge, knows where you live and how you text, and may or may not be fucking stalking you

YOU:
.......shit damn u rite

YOU:
but they did say that they've talked to me before,,, maybe they just got another phone and decided "hEY why dont i not tell taehyung who i am just as a lil joke bc he's my cool n good friend yanno"

YOU:
dONT YOU SEE YOONGS THIS PERSON IS TRYING TO BEFRIEND ME

YOU:
ME!!!!!! BEFRIEND M E!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIM TAEHYUNG THATS M!!!!!!E!!!!!!!!

YOONGS:
wouldn't that mean that you'd still have their original number in your contacts

YOONGS:
just go through your contact list, that should narrow down your options

YOU:
i have like

YOU:
the number of pretty much every single person in our grade??????

YOONGS:
so why, was i the first person, you suspected,

YOU:
because

YOU:
you're the only person in my contacts who i'm actually friends with that i've kinda sorta texted

YOONGS:
we pretty much never text though

YOU:
yeah i dont really

YOU:
yeah

YOONGS:
ok moving on,

YOONGS:
any idea how this person knew about your emoji obsession

YOU:
okay but it's not like i've never texted the ppl in my contacts, i got their contacts in the first place to discuss stuff about projects and

YOU:
dognabbit i use emojis with like eVERYONE

YOONGS:
so basically

YOONGS:
you can't narrow it down at all

YOU:
yep

YOU:
wOW omg it's like a mission of sorts

YOONGS:
okay this is probably the longest conversation we've had like ever so i'm just gonna go,

YOU:
to uncover the identity of 0216453210

YOU:
billions of possible students fit the description, but who could it be?

YOU:
it's all up to AGENT KIM . . .

YOONGS:
uh

YOU:
what if he doesn't manage to unravel the mystery? will he ever live to meet this . . . "ANON"?

YOU:
tune in next week to follow tae tae and his companion, yoongs, on their thrilling journey to unveil secrets that generations have struggled to maintain . . .

YOONGS:
bye,

YOU:
just tae tae then ;(

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thank you for #54 in short story !! that was fast wtf