YOU:
no

YOONGS:
hey lil bean

YOU:
no

YOU:
no this isnt real

YOU:
no no n on o

YOONGS:
the number of times u say that word isnt going to change reality tae

YOU:
shut up

YOU:
shutu p sh u t

YOONGS:
ur wish is my comMAnD 🤐

YOU:
STOP

YOU:
YOURE NOT ANON

YOU:
JUST STOP FUCKING STOP MESSING AROUND

YOU:
DID ANON GIVE YOU ANOTHER NOTE TELLING YOU TO DO THIS

YOU:
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

YOONGS:
taehyung

YOONGS:
there was never any note

YOU:
I KONW YOURE LYING SO JSUT ST OP

YOONGS:
lyiNG IS A SIN 😱😨 R U CALLIN ME A SINNER❓⁉️‼️

YOU:
YOONGI STOP IT PLEASE PLEASE JUST STOP FOR ONE SECOND

YOONGS:
i cant

YOONGS:
this is the truth

YOONGS:
deep breaths, taehyung

YOU:
oko h god just

YOU:
just i

YOU:
i can't take this in at all like i just scroll up this chat a bit and

YOU:
ive texted you here before yoongi

YOONGS:
ya

YOU:
and youre so.....so

YOU:
bland

YOU:
just utterly uninterested in the conversation and, and nothing like him youre nothing like anon yoongi youre not him

YOU:
you are not him

YOONGS:
well

YOU:
NO listen to me

YOU:
youre not anon

YOU:
youre not movinhgf

YOU:
this is all just some crazy figment of my imagination

YOU:
yeah

YOU:
okay yeah

YOONGS:
w e l l

YOU:
JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR A FUCKING MINUTW

YOONGS:
at least let me explain

YOU:
OH YES YOONGI!!! I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOU EXPLAIN THIS!!!!! GO RIGHT AHEAD

YOONGS:
ok see heres di thing..

YOONGS:
hm

YOU:
i am going to choke you

YOONGS:
THE THING IS

YOU:
till you die

YOONGS:
for the way i am irl, if i texted like THIS what would you think of me

YOU:
id think that youre fucking bipolar

YOONGS:
exactly!!

YOU:
yoongi

YOU:
you're fucking bipolar

YOONGS:
i'm a real softie at heart if u must know

YOONGS:
im told that it's very attractive, the hard on the outside soft on the inside thing

YOU:
did ur mom tell you that

YOONGS:
yes yes she did !!

YOU:
ur mom is funny

YOONGS:
yES YES SHE IS !!!!

YOU:
no wait just STOP

YOU:
we're not doing this right now

YOU:
theres so somuch more that doesnt make any sense at all i just im so confused godgodgo d

YOONGS:
before that

YOONGS:
i was a lil worried you wouldnt check your locker properly after school ended....so

YOONGS:
just curious,,

YOONGS:
did seokjin give u a hint or

YOU:
oh my god

YOU:
you're in league with kim motherfucking seokjin

YOONGS:
why else do you think he even talked to you in the very first place LMAO

YOU:
what

YOONGS:
what

YOU:
what

YOONGS:
oKAY OKAY YOU GOT ME

YOONGS:
i kinda sorta asked seokjin to talk to you, BUT !

YOONGS:
that was honestly just to get you started pal, i swear the others talking to u was 100% kim taehyung

YOU:
wait im sorry im still processing this

YOU:
you did WHAT?

YOONGS:
ok listen

YOONGS:
since me texting you wasnt having any effect on u, i just figured you needed a lil boost right???

YOONGS:
and have u seen kim seokjin, like how GOOD did you feel when he talked to u huh

YOU:
and how the fuck did you get him to help you out?

YOONGS:
at great personal risk to everything i stand for

YOU:
meaning

YOONGS:
i said please

YOONGS:
anyway seokjin's a p chill guy so i kinda just vaguely explained the situation to him and he very considerately went along with it and who am i kidding he's not even here THAT FUCKING TURD KEPT BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT AND TEASING ME WHENEVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTED ITSELF AND HE KEPT WAGGLING THOSE FUCKIN EYEBROWS DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I HELD BACK FROM SNAPPING HIS PRETTY NECK BACK WHEN HE STARTING GOING ALL "HMmmMMm I WO N D E R WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TOLD TAEHYUNG ABT U GETTIN 46/50 IN THAT MATH TEST TOO!1!!1"

YOONGS:
the things i do for u jfc

YOU:
speaking of the things you fucking do for me

YOONGS:
cant we just rant about what a cute bastard seokjin is for a while :(

YOU:
yoongi i am having a crisis here

YOONGS:
i mean

YOONGS:
it depends on..how...u look at it??????

YOU:
there is no way to look at it that isnt fucking INSANE

YOU:
this is insane yoongi jesus christ!!!! dont you realize how crazy

YOU:
how do you even expect me to believe any of this?

YOU:
like you always kept bringing yourself up, going "why are you even friends with yoongi" and "you deserve better than him" and

YOU:
now it just seems like you were trying to

YOU:
trying to

YOONGS:
turn you against me?

YOU:
why?

YOU:
why the fuck would you do that yoongi?

YOONGS:
i just

YOONGS:
didn't want you to be too devastated when i left i guess?

YOONGS:
you're kind of attached to me taehyung

YOU:
yeah no fucking shit

YOONGS:
tae look

YOONGS:
i never meant for you to know who i was, okay?

YOONGS:
yoongi was supposed to leave the school, not me

YOONGS:
i'd always be there

YOONGS:
because i was just a number on your phone, and that was all i'd ever be

YOU:
BUT YOURE NOT

YOU:
YOURE MIN YOONGI MY BEST FRIEND

YOONGS:
thats why i didn't want to tell you who i was

YOONGS:
i'm so sorry taehyung

YOU:
i dont understand i dont understand any of this

YOU:
okay so whatever you got close to me on another number in a different identity cool okay i get that part!!!! and i get that you wanted me to make more friends, real slick way to do that yoongi!!!!!! and i get that you went to all those measures to do all of this because

YOU:
because

YOU:
GOD I DONT GET IT YOONGI I DONT GET IT WHY WAS ALL OF THIS NECESSARY???!

YOONGS:
there were a lot of things that i couldn't tell you as yoongi, tae

YOU:
like?

YOU:
like WHAT?

YOONGS:
everything

YOU:
no

YOU:
we're best friends

YOONGS:
but would you have listened?

YOONGS:
if i had told you to make more friends, to stop sticking to me and me only, would you have taken me seriously?

YOU:
yoongi

YOONGS:
if i had told you how amazing and talented and clever you are, how beautiful you are, would you have accepted it as a compliment?

YOONGS:
or would you have looked at me weird and asked me what drugs i was on

YOU:
yoongi thats not fair

YOONGS:
but it's true

YOONGS:
you know it is

YOU:
no

YOU:
no youre wrong

YOU:
i wouldve reacted just the same if youd said those things i rlly would havebc youre my best friend why woudlnt i??? best friends can tell eahcother thse kidn oft those kind of things

YOONGS:
maybe we weren't

YOU:
werent what

YOONGS:
best friends

YOU:
what the fuck did you just say

YOONGS:
we never really acted that way, at least until the whole "note" thing

YOONGS:
sorry

YOU:
and whose fucking fault is that

YOONGS:
mine

YOONGS:
it is completely my fault and i accept it

YOONGS:
i realized our friendship was going nowhere way too late taehyung, way too late to change the way i was with you, i realized that my image meant nothing compared to our friendship way. too. late.

YOONGS:
but i didn't want to lose you because you're such an amazing guy and and i just wanted other people to see that too and

YOONGS:
i need you to understand

YOONGS:
bc ngl taehyung i'm selfish as fuck, and i don't care if i've done something wrong but i'm still not willing to lose you

YOU:
what the fuck are you talking about?

YOU:
change the way you were with me? what do you

YOU:
is yoongi real or is anon real? who the fuck are you?

YOU:
and "we never really acted like friends" huh? jesus christ. if you really cared you wouldve done something about that, you SHOULD have done something. but no you chose to do this, fucking THIS.

YOU:
are you writing a novel oh my god

YOU:
yoongi?

YOONGS:
it felt really fucking good talking to you as anon, okay? it's who i am, who i want to be and it's been boxed away for so goddamn long that i'd almost forgotten about it, i'd almost lost touch with the person i am at heart and it felt amazing to be ME, with YOU. i'm just so used to being stoic and uncaring and, and not giving a shit because that's who i'm confident being, it's the kind of image people either look up to or don't mess with yk? but then i met you and you didnt need stoic and uncaring, you needed ME, the guy who notices and cares and basically gives a fuck. but you were so late coming into my life tae and everyone's already familiar with my image and i cant just abruptly change, it doesnt make sense and what would people think of me? besides you befriended THAT yoongi, not me. would you have befriended me if i was like this? would anyone have?? jesus i dont know. but whoever it was you found a friend in, what you needed was someone who noticed, someone who cared, even if you didnt know it yourself. so i noticed and i cared...anonymously

YOONGS:
and im sorry

YOONGS:
maybe i didnt think it through nearly enough but i swear i just wanted you to be happy i didnt want this

YOONGS:
taehyung

YOONGS:
taehyung?

YOU:
answer my questions

YOONGS:
don't change the topic :(

YOU:
ILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT YOONGI, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTIONS

YOU:
what about the note that i found when i bumped into jeognguk? if it wasntr jeongguk then how the FUCK did you do that?

YOONGS:
i liter

YOONGS:
lol

YOONGS:
i literally

YOONGS:
just took it out of my pocket and gave it to you

YOU:
wait

YOU:
o h

YOU:
my GOD

YOONGS:
yeah jeongguk made that a lot easier ehehehehhe

YOONGS:
i was kinda stumped?? about how to do it bc you have like eyes at the back of ur head

YOONGS:
but then i see you sitting on the ground with ur books lying all around u and im like !!!! yeEt

YOU:
sh u t up i have more

YOU:
anon hated you

YOU:
what was that?

YOONGS:
that was two birds with one stone, lemme enlighten u lil beanie

YOONGS:
one, you'd start being a lil apprehensive of yoongi

YOONGS:
*me wTF I NEED TO STOP DOING THAT

YOONGS:
and two, suspicion is off me !!! woot

YOONGS:
im a genius ikik

YOU:
you're an asshole

YOONGS:
autocorrect or,,,

YOU:
min yoongi, you are a fucking asshole

YOONGS:
tae :(

YOU:
i was so worried okay? you worried me so much and i honestly thought that yoongi had done something terrible and i didnt know who to trust but then i realized that i wanted to trust YOU, anon, over the guy i've known for years and years and it was the most horrible feeling in the world but what made it even worse was that i didnt give it a second thought

YOU:
***yoongi being you

YOU:
i still can't believe this

YOU:
SAY SOMETHING YOONGI IM SO FUCKING MAD

YOONGS:
calm down

YOU:
how dare

YOU:
how fucking DARE you tell me to calm down

YOU:
you do all of this bullshit

YOU:
play with my damn emotions

YOU:
almost turn me against my best friend, that being YOU

YOU:
stress me out trying to figure out who the FUCK you are

YOONGS:
i never thought you'd get so into finding out who i was

YOONGS:
if you hadn't, i'd honestly never have told you

YOONGS:
you see why i didn't want to tell you who i was now right??

YOONGS:
everything wouldve been a lot better if you'd never found out

YOU:
it would have been

YOONGS:
you see???

YOU:
but it's not

YOONGS:
tae..

YOU:
no

YOONGS:
i just didn't want you to be alone when i left

YOONGS:
i'm sorry god im so sorry

YOONGS:
do you have any more questions? tae

YOONGS:
steady your breathing taehyung, cmon

YOU:
dont tell me what to do okay?

YOU:
wait ive got something else

YOU:
youd keep going "you dont know me" and "we've done a project together!!1" like fuck, how was i supposed to figure out it was you? you fucking lied to me yoongi!

YOONGS:
i wasnt exactly lying?

YOONGS:
you dont really know me

YOU:
ok thats just fucking cruel

YOU:
 what about the stupid project thing?

YOU:
let me guess, something else to throw the suspicion off you

YOONGS:
ahA but see !! thats where you're wrong

YOONGS:
remember that project we did on trig??

YOU:
FUCK

YOONGS:
;D

YOONGS:
helloooo

YOONGS:
it's okay take your time

YOU:
yoongi

YOONGS:
lil bean

YOU:
are you really leaving?

YOONGS:
why would i lie

YOONGS:
my parents have had this move planned since the beginning of this school year

YOONGS:
back to daegu it is....woo

YOU:
when?

YOONGS:
i

YOONGS:
ill be gone by the end of this week

YOU:
oh

YOONGS:
yeah

YOONGS:
hello

YOONGS:
hello hello

YOU:
im going to miss you

YOONGS:
dont

YOU:
a fucking lot

YOONGS:
taehyung stop

YOU:
NO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME

YOU:
im going to miss you so much yoongi okay like even if you weren't anon and you weren't bipolar and u were rlly truly just stoic and uncaring i'd miss you just the same, im going to miss every single thing about you you fucking IDIOT, you stupid dumb ugly idiot, i hate you so much just leave me alone i cantr deal with you right nowq

YOONGS:
what th

YOONGS:
OMG WILL U STOP

YOU:
stop what

YOONGS:
MAKING THAT FACE

YOONGS:
WHERE YOU LOOK LIKE UR GOING TO START CRYING IN 0.000001 SECONDSDF

YOU:
i am making NO such face

YOONGS:
I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE UR SAD PUPPY FACE™ FROM HERE IT HURTS ME DE E P L Y TAEHYUNG

YOU:
god o hg od throwbacks always getr me

YOONGS:
nO YOU HEADASS

YOONGS:
LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW