ANON:
father i am back with more sins to atone for

ANON:
i think

ANON:
hoPefully i saved ur ass from a possible kidnapping

ANON:
(i probably did)

ANON:
N E WAYS

ANON:
i was just going past ur house today morning (ITS PART OF MY JOGGING ROUTE STOP A S S U M I N G THINGS 😤😰) and there was this dude kinda like, pacing around the area????

ANON:
and then he sees me and he probably recognized me bc he ran up to me and went "hi is this taehyungs house??"

ANON:
and listen it was like, 11 in the morning so i wasnt fully awake right?? i swear that face looked familiar but i couldnt remember his name

ANON:
i mean yea ok so i DID realize it was that guy who you thought was anon but,,, what was he doing looking for ur house right??????? edgy af hmMm

ANON:
so ofc i did the natural thing

ANON:
which was direct him to a house 20 blocks down the street

YOU:
ok hold tf up

ANON:
wAit i got it its jeONGGUK

ANON:
thats his name lol

YOU:
yoongi are you serious?

ANON:
ye

YOU:
sure?

ANON:
mhmm!!

YOU:
ok

YOU:
YOU FUCKING IDIOT

ANON:
:( whyy

ANON:
i thought i did the right thing :"((

YOU:
IDIOT IDIOT STUPID DUMB UGLY IDIOT

ANON:
oh wait my bAd!!!!

ANON:
it was hoseok WHOOPS

YOU:
.

YOU:
jug

YOU:
jung hoseok

ANON:
yep

YOU:
not the other hoseok

ANON:
yep pt2

YOU:
let me get this straight

YOU:
jung hoseok

YOU:
was looking for MY house, the house in which i, KIM TAEHYUNG, reside in

ANON:
nAh SIKE u gay ass it was jimin LMAO

YOU:
what

ANON:
wait was it namjoon.....

YOU:
yoongi .

ANON:
juuuuust messin with ya buddy it was seokjin

YOU:
WILL YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHO IT WAS

ANON:
jeongguk

ANON:
lol

YOU:
yoongi

ANON:
das me

YOU:
you i d i o t

ANON:
das also me

YOU:
i was waiting for jeongguk to show up for A G E S I THOUGHT HE CHICKENED OUT

YOU:
WHY WOULD YOU D O THAT

ANON:
wait

ANON:
backtrack

ANON:
since WHEN were u and jeongguk friends????

YOU:
uh

YOU:
three...... days ago?

ANON:
ok

ANON:
WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD DID YOU NOT TELL ME

YOU:
well see i was going to

YOU:
but...,.,.

ANON:
dont you fucking do it kim taehyung

YOU:
🐷

ANON:
🥓 bitch

YOU:
yike

YOU:
ok listen ill brb i gotta clean up ur mess ghjxnbNG

ANON:
wAAAIT

ANON:
explain when & how this happeneddd

ANON:
i cant believe u wouldnt mention something like this!

YOU:
ok omg sorry

YOU:
remember the other day?? when you were blackmailing me into taking your badger

ANON:
me ??? blackmailing ? ? ? ? cant say i recall that

YOU:
i had to leave to do something

ANON:
ok that i remember

ANON:
something that you shouldve done a,, long,,,, time ago????

YOU:
yeah

YOU:
it was jeongguk

ANON:
you

ANON:
you shouldve done jeongguk a long time ag

YOU:
STOP BEING SO GROSS AND LIST E N

ANON:
thats literally what u just said tho uh??? ? ?

YOU:
gHGDNSX what i meANT was

YOU:
all that talk about your badgers and i just realized that """"bob"""" really reminded me of someone, he's cute and shy and he kept running away from me, and thats when it hit me: oh my god. JEONGGUK

ANON:
the """"bob"""" hurts every time taehyung......every goddamn time (-:

YOU:
you know something yoongi? you may think im a horrible person for this and i honestly am, but as soon as i realized jeongguk wasnt anon i just, i completely forgot about him, just like that

YOU:
like just because he wasnt anon didnt mean i could just .... ditch him like that

YOU:
i must have confused the crap out of him and god i realized how freaked out he must have gotten and i'd just left it as is, without trying to make amends and

YOU:
shit i felt like such a dick yk?

ANON:
so ofc being the angel that u are you decided to message him, and....

YOU:
yeah!!! i apologized for being weird and talking to him so randomly and that i hadn't meant to

YOU:
and he kept giving me these one worded replies and i was just feeling worse and worse and i finally just asked him if he was ok and, and,

YOU:
yoongi,,,

YOU:
he said that it was a pity that i was sorry about it bc he'd ... really .... APPRECIATED IT.

YOU:
ARE U TEARING UP TOO

ANON:
i dont get it

ANON:
lol

YOU:
YOONGI OH M YGOD

YOU:
HE APPRECIATED ME TALKING TO HIM!!!! HE HAD WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO HIM YOONGI, HE ACTUALLY APPRECI A T ED IT!!!!! EVEN THOUGH HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT WANT COMPANY ALL THE TIME, HE APPRECIATED!! SOMEONE!!! TALKING!!!! TO HIM!!!!!

ANON:
ok...

ANON:
so you asked him out right after that??

YOU:
what

ANON:
over

ANON:
you asked him OVER, to your HOUSE, is what i meant

YOU:
that would be weird?? like we just started talking tf

ANON:
didnt he like .. appreciate you being weird or smth

YOU:
ok u have literally understood nothing from this conversation

YOU:
anyway after that i just talked to him a bit more but this time, NOT about a project! NOT as if he was anon! i talked to HIM, jeon jeongguk, and he's such an amazing guy yoongi, im going to help him if its the last thing i do

ANON:
help him with what??

ANON:
his grades? bc i heard he was kinda failing math :/

YOU:
theres a bigger problem than his grades

YOU:
have you ever talked to him?

ANON:
yeah sure like, outside your house today?? and,, maybe once in class ig

YOU:
and what did you gather

ANON:
no top lip

ANON:
should get a haircut asap

YOU:
about the way he ACTS oh m yg o d

ANON:
he.. stutters a lot?

YOU:
and what do you gather from that

ANON:
a lot of ppl stutter around me??? soo

ANON:
hes attracted to me?

YOU:
(deep, pained sigh.)

ANON:
intimidated by me??

YOU:
jfc yoongi hes S H Y

ANON:
oh ok i thought it was a trick question

ANON:
thats like the obvious answer lol

YOU:
you dont understand yoongi the extent to which hes shy is INSANE, its a serious problem oh my god

ANON:
woah woah hold ur horses there

ANON:
he just cant talk to strangers like its really common, youre kind of overreacting

YOU:
im NOT god you dont understand at all

ANON:
and you are this sure how

YOU:
because

YOU:
i used to be just like him

ANON:
hahahhah

ANON:
good one tae HHAHAHA but no

YOU:
im not joking here

YOU:
you havent known me forever, you realize that right?

ANON:
oho no see, ive known you since u were in ur mother's womb and you were never that bad

YOU:
yoongi i'm serious

ANON:
alright okay i'll be serious too then

ANON:
where the HELL was i when you were like that?

ANON:
do you really think i'd fucking let you be in a state that pitiful for even a minute?

YOU:
so you acknowledge that jeongguk needs help

ANON:
when were you like that taehyung?

YOU:
before i met you

ANON:
yes i REALIZE THAT BUT WHEN

YOU:
you dont get it

YOU:
i stopped being like that as soon as i met you

ANON:
you stopped

ANON:
you stopped for me?

YOU:
i stopped because of you

ANON:
but

ANON:
i didnt do anything back then

YOU:
i looked up to you yoongi

YOU:
a freaking lot

ANON:
lol me???? u looked up to M E??????

YOU:
you wanted to know what i told my parents about you, right? here it is

YOU:
you were freaking everything i wanted to be yoongi. you didnt take shit from anyone but you were popular and funny and smart and talented too and everybody liked you and whoever didnt just didnt MATTER, it didnt mean a thing to you

YOU:
and then you, YOU befriended ME

YOU:
for no reason at all, you befriended M E, pretty much the most asocial kid in the grade and shit, i wanted to impress you so bad

YOU:
so i stopped, just like that

ANON:
just like that?

YOU:
honestly, you wouldve dropped me if i'd been that way around you

YOU:
dont deny it because i would know from talking to jeongguk okay? it was so fucking frustrating with him bc he was acting like he wanted to be anywhere but there, i know now that he actually appreciated it but back then i just

YOU:
i just dropped him

YOU:
but hell i swear im not giving up on him, i'm going to get him through this

YOU:
do what you did for me, yk? maybe he'll look up to me in time like i did to you, maybe he'll just stop abruptly like i did

YOU:
we're pretty similar, jeongguk and i

ANON:
taehyung thats

ANON:
that's really sweet of you.

YOU:
yeah?

YOU:
maybe u could do something sweet for me too 😊🤗

ANON:
uhhhhhhhhhh

ANON:
it.. depends??????????

YOU:
anon?

ANON:
i take it back i will do ANYTHING for you my lil bean, what is it

YOU:
do u still need that extra phone or

ANON:
??

ANON:
wait u mean 021 645 3210?

YOU:
that

ANON:
i dont see why i'd need it anymore?

ANON:
i mean its $$$ but u can have it, duh

ANON:
only bc 愛してるよ

YOU:
what.. does that say

ANON:
your eyebrows are hecka good

ANON:
why do you want the phone though?

YOU:
tbh i probably wont use now

YOU:
or even ever for that matter

YOU:
but maybe i will one day, who knows?

ANON:
ok?

ANON:
for what??

YOU:
(:

YOU:
to be his anon, too

☼
END.