YOONGS:
have i ever mentioned how cute u are with animals

YOU:
bOB IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE I COULD WRITE A RAP ABOUT HOW CUTE HE IS

YOU:
woa,,, same time dude

YOONGS:
we r soulmates <3

YOU:
¿¿¿ but im taken ?????

YOONGS:
</3

YOONGS:
wait THE FUCK WHO

YOU:
hoseok 💖💕 my angel 😇👼 my sunshine 🌞☀️ my One True Love 👬👨‍❤️‍👨

YOONGS:
the guy who youve talked to like twice 😷🤐 seokjin is better 🙄🤔 prince > god 🤴🙏

YOU:
shut the fuck up yoongi 😤✋ youre just jealous that i have a soulmate and u dont 🤗👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

YOONGS:
lol 😂🤣 keep 👌👍 dreaming 😴💭

YOU:
I FUCKING WILL SO LEAVE ME ALONE OK

YOONGS:
kakakakakka

YOONGS:
did u ever manage to get his number tho??

YOU:
I SAID LEAVE ME ALO N E JFC STOP RUBBING IT IN

YOONGS:
021 420 1695

YOU:
wait what

YOONGS:
thats hoseoks number

YOONGS:
021 420 1695

YOU:
.

YOU:
wait whgat

YOONGS:
OH MY GOD TAEHYUNG ITS HOSEOKS NUMBER

YOU:
i know

YOU:
but

YOU:
wh..g...r

YOONGS:
don't you want it?

YOU:
YES

YOU:
n o

YOU:
maybe?

YOU:
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOONGI WHY DID YOU GIVE ME HIS NUMBER

YOONGS:
so....no

YOU:
OF COURSJE I WANT IT

YOU:
BUT I COULDNTR GE T IT BEFORE SO I HAD NO W AY TO TALK TO HIM

YOU:
BUT N O W

YOU:
YOUVEJ RUINED MY BREAK YOUVE RUINED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IM GOING TO BE STARING AT THAT NUMBE R FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTNECE TRYINFGB TO MAKE MYSELF MESSAGE IT GODDDDDDDDDd

YOONGS:
oh my god chill

YOONGS:
its not even his number smh

YOU:
wait what

YOONGS:
its a girl from school, eunji or smth, she has a H U G E crush on u btw

YOONGS:
i just thought it would be funny if u went all "oPPA BEAR MY CHILDREN 😩💦💦" on her LMAO

YOU:
oh

YOU:
oh.

YOU:
really?

YOONGS:
yea lol srry

YOU:
so you

YOU:
so you dont have hoseoks number then

YOONGS:
OH MY GOD I WAS FUCKING KIDDING THAT IS HOSEOKS NUMBER

YOU:
wait fuKCINGJ WHA T

YOONGS:
at least now we know that you really DO want hoseok's number hm (;

YOU:
you

YOU:
youre so fucking sneaky i hate you

YOONGS:
tbH though!!!! you should take it easy

YOONGS:
he's probably as nervous about this as you are

YOU:
OH MYGN OD HAVE U SEEN HI M

YOONGS:
oh my god have you looked in a mirror

YOU:
HNGHRNXJADSNXSJVHBJ

YOU:
IM STRESSED OUT NOW CAN WE CHANGE THE TOPIC

YOONGS:
that would be good actually bc

YOONGS:
uh

YOONGS:
listen uh

YOONGS:
theres something i need to talk to you about

YOU:
okay?

YOU:
is it serious??

YOONGS:
a little

YOU:
wait

YOU:
oh my god........

YOU:
oH MY GOD YOONGI ARE YOU MOVING??!1?!??!1

YOONGS:
haha

YOONGS:
will you listen now

YOU:
yeah sorry lmao

YOU:
so what is it???

YOONGS:
yes

YOONGS:
hm

YOONGS:
you are very cute with animals

YOU:
ok

YOONGS:
yep

YOU:
thank u

YOONGS:
mhm

YOU:
wait is that it?

YOONGS:
NO

YOONGS:
i was going somewhere with that uHGNXNC

YOONGS:
right ok

YOONGS:
you think bob is cute....hm

YOU:
tHAT DOESNT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT

YOU:
HES SO ADORABLE AND SHY AND HE KEPT RUNNING AWAY FROM ME BUT LIKE HELL I WAS GONNA GIVE UP ON HIM!!!! AND I SWEA R WHEN HE CREPT UP TO ME AND SNIFFED MY FINGER IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT YOONGI I FELT IT IN MY HEART. AND LIKE YOU TOLD ME HE WAS SMALL BUT JESUS HES T I N Y LIKE HE'S ALMOST HALF THE SIZE OF HIS SISTERS AND THEYRE TINY THEYRE ALL TINY AND SQUISHY AND I COULD HOLD THEM FOREVER ASDNXSJX

YOONGS:
wow

YOONGS:
you really like him ...... hm

YOU:
MORE THAN ANYTHING

YOU:
I CANT BELIEVE HES MOVING :-((

YOONGS:
hm

YOU:
to think you kept him away from me all these years

YOU:
fucking cruel, dude

YOONGS:
do you want him?

YOU:
what

YOONGS:
what

YOU:
did u just

YOONGS:
?

YOU:
did you just say "do you want him"

YOONGS:
idk did i

YOONGS:
i mean if you want him maybe i did

YOONGS:
do you want him??

YOU:
YOU SAID IT AGAIN

YOONGS:
said what?????

YOU:
ARE YOU ACTUALLY OFFERING YOUR FUCKING PET TO ME

YOONGS:
JESUS NO

YOONGS:
only if you want him hey do u want him???

YOU:
YOONGI WTF

YOONGS:
is that a yes or

YOU:
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

YOU:
YOU LOVE BOB

YOU:
YOUR BADGERS ARE YOUR FREAKING LIFE

YOONGS:
please don't remind me

YOONGS:
i fucking hate this

YOU:
wait

YOU:
wait whats going on?

YOONGS:
ok look

YOONGS:
so im moving right

YOU:
yeah.

YOONGS:
mom n dad have been finding it kinda difficult these past few months taking care of the badgers and it literally took everything for me to convince them not to get rid of them but now we're moving and its gonna be difficult enough settling back in but now with badgers? three of them?

YOONGS:
i promised them 2371239 times that i'd be responsible and and id take care of them myself and do allthe work but thye just rlly dont want to deal with it anymore

YOONGS:
im lucky theyre even letting me keep two

YOU:
shit

YOU:
uh

YOU:
i'm sorry yoongs

YOU:
i know you care about them a lot this must really suck

YOONGS:
yeah

YOU:
but why bob? you love him so much

YOONGS:
because maisy and daisy are too attached to each other

YOONGS:
i cant separate them

YOU:
but.....bob

YOU:
bob's their brother

YOONGS:
oh

YOONGS:
yeah

YOONGS:
so about that

YOU:
..oh hell no

YOONGS:
mhm

YOONGS:
remember how you said that bob's a whole lot smaller than the other two?

YOU:
no way

YOONGS:
yep way

YOONGS:
theyre not triplets

YOONGS:
bob's almost a year younger than them

YOU:
holy shit

YOU:
ok but

YOU:
but still

YOU:
the three have been with each other for so long, even if theyre not related they still

YOONGS:
in all honesty the girls have never really gotten along that well with him, its one of the reasons my parents are ok with me keeping the two of them bc that means no fights and boy those are tough

YOU:
but

YOONGS:
look i dont have a choice here okay?

YOONGS:
i wasnt going to ask you initially but

YOONGS:
he really,, warmed up to you, tae

YOONGS:
hes not even like that with me

YOU:
but

YOU:
i dont even know how to take care of one

YOONGS:
its like a dog honestly, i can teach you everything

YOU:
im sorry im still trying to process this

YOU:
like this is so out of the blue

YOONGS:
i know

YOONGS:
im not forcing you or anything okay? i'd just feel better if he was with you and i could keep tabs on him and find out about his day and you could send me selfies with him and ok you have to take him

YOONGS:
wait i mean

YOONGS:
IM NOT FORCING U

YOU:
i

YOU:
i need to think about this

YOONGS:
cmon cmon didnt you say you were planning to get a pet??????

YOU:
yeah but

YOONGS:
wait one second

YOONGS:
iM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED THERE ISNT A BADGER EMOJI

YOONGS:
FIRST THE SHRUGGING EMOJI, NOW THIS

YOONGS:
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO

YOU:
yoongi we went over this, there is a shrugging emoji

YOONGS:
oh

YOONGS:
right

YOONGS:
BUT B A D G E R S

YOU:
yoong

YOONGS:
ok sorry sorry

YOONGS:
honestly though i dont wanna pressurize you

YOONGS:
it's just i'd rlly,, appreciate you,,, taking care of him,,,,

YOU:
me: *is extremely pressurized*

YOONGS:
sksjdkdj

YOONGS:
ykw im sorry i never should have brought this up

YOONGS:
dont worry about it

YOONGS:
jesus like i cant force a PET on you smh

YOONGS:
ill figure it out

YOU:
look i'll think about it okay?

YOONGS:
OH THANK GOD BC I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO DO

YOONGS:
HES SO UNHAPPY WITHOUT U TAEHYUNG LIKE HE HAS THE SAME SAD PUPPY FACE™ AS U IM TEARING UP HERE

YOU:
how can a badger.....look unhappy

YOONGS:
HE DOES OK ITS MAKING ME UPSET

YOU:
oh mygo d wait wa i t

YOU:
yoongi om g

YOU:
i swear ill think aboutit

YOU:
but i rlly rlly gtg now its super importa nt

YOONGS:
aw ok :(

YOONGS:
why tho??

YOU:
something just hit me and

YOU:
there's something i gotta do

YOU:
that i should've done a really long time ago