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how are your eyebrows on such f l e e k

YOU:
what

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oh hi

YOU:
who dis

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a humble lil kid who wants to know the secrets of your trade

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how do your eyebrows dO that

YOU:
do what

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t 👏 h 👏 a 👏 t 👏

YOU:
look i appreciate the compliment but??? who is this

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just an admirer 😘

YOU:
i think you have the wrong number, sorry

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kim taehyung your eyebrows B E G to differ 😖😤

YOU:
ok what the fuck??

YOU:
who is this???

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your kouhai 😍😩💖

YOU:
why do you use so many emojis jesus

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idk you usually use emojis a lot so i wanted to fit 🙃🤘👊 in 🤗👀👏

YOU:
how

YOU:
did you know that

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because i've texted you before silly!!!

YOU:
why haven't i saved your contact then

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shit i dunno maybe it slipped your minD!!!!!

YOU:
i don't think so

YOU:
i save every contact that messages me

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what a cutie

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but okay lemme tell u a secret bc we're p much best frnds by now hm !

YOU:
uh,

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i am actually........a completely random person who happened to have acquired your digits

YOU:
very interesting 👌

YOU:
and how did you "happen" to acquire my digits?

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siKE i had to like snoop around be edgy af and sacrifice a goat but yanno,,,dats life

YOU:
okay who the fuck are you

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ouch 😥😞😞

YOU:
you just said that you've texted me before

YOU:
so how is it that you only got my number now?

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ahA but see!! thats the beauty of it

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i didn't get your number only now

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and you actually do kinda know me (;

YOU:
i don't really know that many people.

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but i thought youve talked to a lotto da peEps tae tae!! D:

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didn't you say you saved every contact that's talked to you?¿

YOU:
they didn't exactly talk to me

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well what do you have their contacts for then!!

YOU:
projects and.. school stuff

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aw no you sound sad dont be sadddd

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your eyebrows only look 👌 with your resting bitch face

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and that smile

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the really big one

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hey did i mention that you're an a+ cutie

YOU:
i am so close to permanently turning caps lock on so i swear to GOD

YOU:
FOR THE LAST TIME, how did you get this number

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you've done projects with quite a lot of people taehyung

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you've had to give your contact details to TONS of students at school

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now i wonder... which one.... i am......

YOU:
oh oH omg

YOU:
are you one of my classmates???

YOU:
HI !!!!!!!!!!!

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what, the Fuck

YOU:
im so sO soryrh i thought u were like this old guy tryna hmu haha????

YOU:
did u get a new phone or smth asjdgwaedsajd its np ma homeboy/homegirl aRE U A GIR L

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i

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what is this transformation i see before me

YOU:
im not usually so cold AHAHAH i was just being cautious abt strangers online yk

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like mommy told you to

YOU:
nONONO IM NOT LIKE THAST

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IM JOKING omg

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why are you so nervous it's just me your ol school buddy chum pal

YOU:
aKJCGWBDASKJD youre so nice um its just ppl ( from school esp ) dont talk to me much haha

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i know

YOU:
oh um....ok

YOU:
okay yea h wHATS UR NAME 😊

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:/ why would i tell u

YOU:
huh?

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i can like actually see your Sad Puppy Face™ from here JHSKDAWJNWK

YOU:
!!!!!!dO YOU LIVE ON MY STREET OMFLAKHDAS LETS BE FRIEN

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i do n t dummy i was just sayin that ur Sad Puppy Face™ is pretty iconic

YOU:
wait wOW you even know where i live??

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but of course (;

YOU:
💄💄💄 wEE WOO WEE WOO STALKER ALERT  💄💄💄

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thats a lipstick emoji you dope

YOU:
U M !!! im not blind thanks v mucho i know emojis like the back of my fist !!!!!

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oh rlly

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🚨 vs 💄

YOU:
o

YOU:
oh

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😔😔 your fist is sad

YOU:
you dont know my fist like i do

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✊️ this is your fist, your fist is sad. deal with it hunty

YOU:
ok but who r u really? do i rlly know you¿

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maybe, maybe not (;

YOU:
.....this is actually kind of creepy, can you please tell me who you are?

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no 👎 can 👎 do 👎

YOU:
then what should i save your contact as u creep

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something abt that sentence doesnt add up 🤔🤔

YOU:
bitch where

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what should i save your contact as + u creep = ?????

YOU:
u sir are right

YOU:
dont ever msg this number again adios 👋

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a

YOU:
i'm serious l e a v e

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no i mean my contact name

YOU:
a???

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:)

YOU:
.....fucking weirdo

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create new contact :
A|

A:
n

YOU:
what

YOU:
are you a or n

A:
both

YOU:
??? ok

A
change contact name :
AN|

AN:
o

YOU:
god

AN
change contact name :
ANO|

ANO:
n

ANO
change contact name :
ANON|

YOU:
anon

YOU:
is that it???

YOU:
um hellooooo

ANON:
:)

ANON:
i'll see you tomorrow, taehyung

YOU:
what if i don't want to see you

ANON:
?

ANON:
who said anything about you seeing me?