3RD PERSON POV

12 AM

Y/N: Alright. Jerry you're ready?

Jerry gave a thumbs up, jiggling in place as his device buzzed.

LEVEL 6 ANOMALY FOUND

50 m

Approaching in a minute

Y/N:............

Later

Y/N:........Eh?

Nyanlathotep: I-IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DO YOU NOT FEAR ME?!

Y/N: Why would I? I seen worse. My future wife's more horrifying anyways but she's the cutest.

Nyanlathotep: C-CUTE?!

The eldritch being froze, unable to comprehend the absurdity of what she was seeing as Jerry and Y/N scratch their heads.

Jerry: *gibberish*

Y/N: Yeah the name's a bit familiar. Scarlet told me about someone....I think Nyarlathotep. Yeah that's right. You look like him but female with cat girl traits.

The eldritch being couldn't even fathom what she heard, a human so casual yet has no fear of her as he heads back inside and she follows him.

Y/N: Don't worry she's alright for a Level 6 anomaly.

Bonnie: A-Are you sure?

Y/N: Yeah.

Nyanlathotep: I-Impossible! Why can't I go back to my dimension?!

Y/N: Cause you're stuck here until 6 AM arrives. Deal with it.

He heads inside the office, turning on a portable TV to watch a movie as he and Jerry pull snacks from a portal.

Later

???: M-Maybe we can go to the building. Maybe the humans will be nice Touka-

Touka: No we can't-

Civilians: EEK!

They all froze as a bunny like monster chases two civilians, grabbing one of them before-

Y/N: *COUGH* AHEM!

It turns to find Y/N standing there with a katana and shotgun while Jerry stretches himself to be twice the height of the creature while frowning.

Bunny:...............

*BOOM*

It drops the human and immediately tries to run away when Y/N fires his gun, obliterating it and splattering its flesh all over the pavement.

Y/N: You alright?

Civilian: W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND YOU?!

Y/N: Ah Jerry? He's my son.

Civilian/Everyone: Eh?

Y/N: Long story. But don't worry he's really nice.

Jerry shrinks, cooing happily as it held its stubby arms up to the civilians.

Civilian2:......It's actually kinda cute.

Civilian: Are you sure you're Um.....allowed here.

Y/N: The police and mayor here know. Don't worry. I'm just the night guard in the building here to watch for anomalies. You seen the news?

Civilian: Yeah.

Y/N: Now go home. It'll be much safer there then here.

The two thank him before scurrying back home and he checks his sensor before turning to the group of anomalies.

Y/N: I don't care if you're a werewolf or a vampire or some supernatural creature that eats human flesh. Just don't cause trouble until 6 AM and you all can go back to your world. Head inside the building if you want-

Able: YOU THERE HUMAN! WE MEET AGAIN! FIGHT ME NOW!

Y/N: Oh fuck no-

*BAM*

Later

Kaneki: So we've been taken from our worlds because of a massive anomaly breach?

Y/N: Yeah. You all don't seem dangerous though despite being Level 1 or a Level 2 anomaly so ACA ain't gonna be harsh. I can tell you're not a regular human though. What are you?

Touka: And what if we say that we can only eat human flesh?

Y/N: Ain't the worst I've seen. That's like more than half the beings living in my home anyway.

Bonnie: Y/N your phone.

*BEEP*

Gojo: Yooooooo- wait is that the Level 6 anomaly?

Nyanlathotep: *grumble* Why am I here?

Gojo: Wait.....she looks familiar.

This took the two by surprise as the animatronics look at the big eldritch being.

Gojo: Oh yeah you know the game Sucker for Love in that world?

Nyanlathotep: I'm.....part of a game?

Gojo: Show her it.

Y/N doesn't hesitate, showing her the game as she stares into his soul with a blank expression on her face.

Nyanlathotep:......Humans are degenerates.

Y/N: Yeah I know.

Nyanlathotep: For them to think that low of me.........although it's disgusting, I guess it has always been a possibility.

Y/N: Anyways what are you all?

Touka: We are ghouls, humanoids who can only eat human flesh.

Y/N: Any of you hungry?

*RRRRRIIIIPPPPPPPP*

Everyone: WHAT THE FUC-

Later

Y/N: Eh?

Furina: I WILL BE A FIELD AGENT STARTING TODAY!

Y/N:......Aren't you a scaredy cat?

Furina: *nervous* Hehe. That was just a one time thing. The cat's an exception-

She froze in horror, her sensor indicating a Level 6 anomaly as she looks up at the eldritch creature.

Nyanlathotep: Hmph. I made a deal with this ACA, but I am unfortunately stuck with this human for now. I won't hurt you.

Y/N: Scarlet's one of the most dangerous anomalies but she's sweet. Don't worry.

Furina: Ah.........

*THUD*

Y/N gives her instructions as she goes about her way before teleporting back home and missing his bed, face planting on the ground.

Y/N: *SNORE*

Scarlet: Hello.

Nyanlathotep: 'S-Such power! When I look into her soul.....everything's screaming at me to run away!'

Scarlet: Just don't cause trouble. My future hubby's just tired.

Nyanlathotep: 'Future husband..........a human?!'

She was left to her own devices in the living room with the home inhabitants heading upstairs to warm and sleep with the lovely human they all adore.

Next Chapter:

Night 4

Night 5 18+