3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: The incomprehensible and traumatic.......and back at Wellston again. I now have all their names

*CREAK*

Evie: Hu- *alarmed* It's you......

Everyone froze, seeing Y/N open the door to their classroom and they immediately knew what it meant as they immediately stand-

Y/N: No need. I have questions that need answering for all of you.

Blyke: Is there an anomaly?

Y/N: Yes, but I need you all to sit down because I received reports from the teachers and such of students complaining.

Evie: U-Uh can I?

Y/N: You reported the incident?

Evie: Yes I have.

Everyone was silent as she points to a wooden box in the corner of the room.

Y/N: This wooden box. Does it look like this?

Evie: Y-Yes it does-

Scarlet takes the box and dematerializes it out of existence as she heads outside.

Y/N: It's the right one?

Scarlet: *thumbs up*

Y/N: Good.

*WHOOSH*

Isen:......Looks like you weren't joking it wasn't a wooden box.

Evie: I seen that wooden box before. Don't know why it suddenly changed.

John: Yeah.....

Later

Y/N: SSSHHHHIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!! WWWWHHHEEEERRRREEEE AAAARRREEEE YYYOOOUUUUU!!!!

Jaylene: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU BIG BONY LIZARD!!!!!!!

O5-4: How did he survive a Level 6 anomaly exactly of the ACA?

05-8: Quick thinking and intuition.

Jaylene/Y/N: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

They scream into the forest, waving their weapons around though Y/N hears a faint whimper.

Xeno: ???

Y/N: Don't kill unless I say so.

Hachi: Maybe try speaking softly.

The xenomorph queen nods, nuzzling Y/N's neck as the group heads over to the whimpering to see a cave.

???: D-Don't hurt me....I-I just want to l-live.....

Y/N: We won't hurt you ok? But you have to come with me.

???: Y-You won't try to k-kill me right?

Y/N: No I won't. Put away your weapon.

Jaylene grumbles before putting away her machete, Hachi and the xenomorph crouching behind him as shuffling was heard from inside the cave.

*CRACK*

Y/N: ????

Shin: I-I didn't mean t-to destroy the city.

Y/N: I know you didn't mean to alright? The ACA will take care of it-

*BOOM*

Y/N suddenly bodyslams shin out the way as a sudden force smashes into him, sending him flying through the air and he lands onto the ground.

Y/N: 'Ouch. Well that was-'

*THUD*

Two massive limbs plant on his chest and he stares up at a wolf like figure as his anomaly device was beeping like crazy.

???: *growl*

Y/N: Uh........

The creature growled, leaning against his face though its growls turned into a soft whine as it spots a cut on his hand.

*LICK*

Y/N: You're not gonna attack me are you?

???: *shaking head*

Y/N: 'Ah it's a female.'

*BEEP*

Her tail smacked his face as he picks up his phone only to freeze at the sight of 05 on it.

*BEEP*

Y/N: Um......yes?

05-3: You yelled quite loudly I must say. I'd think you were suicidal seeing that there were anomalies all over the area.

Y/N: The main priority was Shin Godzilla. She obtained a humanoid form as the reports suggested. Although she's the strongest and the others were scared of her mere name, I acted as if she was a scared and lost person.

He talked with the higher ups, the wolf like creature wagging her tail as they head back to the others with Shin being squished by Scarlet's hands.

Shin: Eek! D-Don't squeeze them!

Scarlet: Be good.

*PAT*

Y/N: You understand where I'm coming from right?

05-7: Yes we do, but I believe you could've been much more professional in many scenarios.

Y/N: *sigh* Still getting used to my job as a field agent.

05-10: Remain anonymous as much as you can unless it's allowed to otherwise. You are lucky ACA has different rules than the ones put in place for the SCP foundation. Speaking of the foundation.......we require your assistance for a week in two weeks.

Y/N: Wait I'm helping you?

05-6: Even if inexperienced, you are not like the other field agents. You are a quick thinker, a good survivor, and frankly unusually lucky in many scenarios though that may be because of your loving partner.

Scarlet: Hmmmmm.....

05-5: We have checked all your actions, and you are out of many agents from both our agencies, the best man for this kind of job.

Y/N: I'm sure there are older more experienced people-

05-11: Your experience with anomalies as they say, especially females.

Y/N: You.........want me to tame SCPs?

05-9: Depends. Adding on a side note, you are in charge of caring for SCP 999, the xeno morph queen, Shin Godzilla, and the werewolf.

Y/N: Wait what-

He checks his email and his face was scrunched up in confusion as he reads it.

05-9: Consumption materials will be sent daily to your inventory storage device.

Y/N: You potentially want me to contain some SCPs?

05-12: Yes.

Y/N: Kill some?

05-13: Yes.

Y/N: Care for some?

05-3: Yes.

Y/N: Seduce some?

05-5: Maybe.

Y/N: Ok that's good to- PPPFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

He chokes on his own spit after hearing what whoever on the other end of the phone just said as everyone looks at him.

Y/N: Uh........what?

05-1: You are capable of doing what we expect of you so take this seriously. Instructions will be sent later on what you are to do.

*BEEP*

Y/N: THE HELL YOU MEAN SEDUCE-

Jaylene:.........Seduce a fucking SCP?

Scarlet:

*sniff* Mmmmmmm....

Y/N: S-Scarlet I'm not gonna do anything alright? You're the one who's my girlfriend alright?

*HUG*

She hugs him tightly, cracking his back as he squeaks.

Scarlet: *nuzzle* My hubby.....

Shin: ???

Hachi: *pout* 'Hey!'

She grabs onto him along with the xenomorph queen who hissed and latched onto his arm.

*GRAB*

Jaylene: *annoyed* Oi he's my partner! You're all crushing him.

???: *GROWL*

Y/N: *muffled* Don't worry I'm perfectly fine.

???: *WHINE*

Y/N: *muffled* You need a name though. 'I AM IN A LITERAL 4 WAY TUG A WAR.' What about Luna?

???: *NUZZLE*

Girls: *HISS*

Later

Gojo: Ah I see you're doing fine! Took care of the most anomalies too!...........Uh what's wrong?

Y/N: Um......

Scarlet and Hachi were in a death stare while the xenomorph queen and Luna growled at each other, pacing around while Jaylene was chewing on some popcorn with Shin by the side.

Y/N: Well........you can say I was contacted by the SCP foundation and something they said ticked them all- hey can we at least tolerate each other?

Scarlet:....*pat* Ok.

Hachi: O-Ok....

Luna/Xeno Queen: *NUZZLE*

Jaylene: Don't look at me I'm here for the ride.

Shin:....D-Does this happen often?

Jaylene: Don't know but it's damn interesting.

*BANG*

The monolith was disintegrated by a laser cannon as Gojo gave the thumbs up.

Nobara: DAMN USING THIS-

Namani: Don't mess with ACA weaponry and be more serious.

Itadori: Of course.

NEW MISSION

Y/N: Ah I got a new mission.

BECOME A SECURITY GUARD OF FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA FOR THE NEXT WEEK MONDAY TO FRIDAY.

Y/N:......Huh?

ANOMALIES WILL ARRIVE EVERYDAY. BE AWARE OF THEM, AND DO NOT DIE.

AND RATHER DO TRY TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE ANIMATRONICS. THEY ARE NOT A THREAT BUT CAN BE.......QUIRKY.

THINK OF THIS AS A REWARD FOR THE TROUBLE YOU WENT THROUGH

Y/N: How the #### is that a reward?

Scarlet: Ah........

ALONE

WITHOUT SCARLET OR THE OTHERS

THE ANIMATRONICS IN THIS CONVENTION ARE FEMALE

Y/N: Ok that I can handle- *confused* wait female? Convention? Isn't it a pizzaria- WHAT IN THE-

DO NOT QUESTION THIS, AND YOU MAY NOT LEAVE ANYTIME UNLESS YOU WANT A PAYCUT. HOWEVER WHILE ON SHIFT FROM 12-6 AM, YOU ARE FREE FOR THE DAYTIME.

Y/N: Ah nice nice.......

Jaylene: Eh good luck.

Scarlet: We will all wait for you at home.

Y/N: Gotcha.

*BEEP*

Bright: Yo! Want a tour of the foundation first?!

Next Chapter:

Tour of SCP Foundation